Category: religion
03/12/08 11:22 - ID#43634
Prayer battle!!
James told me that if I prayed for him, to my God, he would pray to his gods and rats and Wiccans might show up in my house.
I'm not going to start, so I think we will have peace. But it did remind me of a dramatic prayer showdown from scripture.
For your reading pleasure:
Kings 18:21-40
21 Elijah challenged the people: "How long are you going to sit on the fence? If God is the real God, follow him; if it's Baal, follow him. Make up your minds!" Nobody said a word; nobody made a move. 22 Then Elijah said, "I'm the only prophet of God left in Israel; and there are four hundred and fifty prophets of Baal. 23 Let the Baal prophets bring up two oxen; let them pick one, butcher it, and lay it out on an altar on firewood - but don't ignite it. I'll take the other ox, cut it up, and lay it on the wood. But neither will I light the fire. 2
4 Then you pray to your gods and I'll pray to God. The god who answers with fire will prove to be, in fact, God." All the people agreed: "A good plan - do it!"
25 Elijah told the Baal prophets, "Choose your ox and prepare it. You go first, you're the majority. Then pray to your god, but don't light the fire." 26 So they took the ox he had given them, prepared it for the altar, then prayed to Baal. They prayed all morning long, "O Baal, answer us!" But nothing happened - not so much as a whisper of breeze. Desperate, they jumped and stomped on the altar they had made. 27 By noon, Elijah had started making fun of them, taunting, "Call a little louder - he is a god, after all. Maybe he's off meditating somewhere or other, or maybe he's gotten involved in a project, or maybe he's on vacation. You don't suppose he's overslept, do you, and needs to be waked up?"
28 They prayed louder and louder, cutting themselves with swords and knives - a ritual common to them - until they were covered with blood. 29 This went on until well past noon. They used every religious trick and strategy they knew to make something happen on the altar, but nothing happened - not so much as a whisper, not a flicker of response.
30 Then Elijah told the people, "Enough of that - it's my turn. Gather around." And they gathered. He then put the altar back together for by now it was in ruins. 31 Elijah took twelve stones, one for each of the tribes of Jacob, the same Jacob to whom God had said, "From now on your name is Israel." 32 He built the stones into the altar in honor of God. Then Elijah dug a fairly wide trench around the altar. 33 He laid firewood on the altar, cut up the ox, put it on the wood, and said, "Fill four buckets with water and drench both the ox and the firewood." 34 Then he said, "Do it again," and they did it. Then he said, "Do it a third time," 35 and they did it a third time.
The altar was drenched and the trench was filled with water. 36 When it was time for the sacrifice to be offered, Elijah the prophet came up and prayed, "O God, God of Abraham, Isaac, and Israel, make it known right now that you are God in Israel, that I am your servant, and that I'm doing what I'm doing under your orders. 37 Answer me, God; O answer me and reveal to this people that you are God, the true God, and that you are giving these people another chance at repentance."
38 Immediately the fire of God fell and burned up the offering, the wood, the stones, the dirt, and even the water in the trench. 39 All the people saw it happen and fell on their faces in awed worship, exclaiming, "God is the true God! God is the true God!"
40 Elijah told them, "Grab the Baal prophets! Don't let one get away!" They grabbed them. Elijah had them taken down to the Brook Kishon and they massacred the lot.
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03/12/08 12:15 - 30ºF - ID#43630
Thanks . . .
I guess the one thing that I did learn is that some people don't want to be prayed for. Part of me want to do spiritual vandalism and do so anyway, but I think that's just me being a jerk. (for the record, I haven't done it for those that didn't want it, and I have for those that have).
The other thing is that the church does a lousy job of being what it is supposed to be about. There are so many things that people think of when they here "church," that have so little to do with the message of Jesus.
Also, there have been so many bad inviting experiences. I want the Lafayette people to invite, but I also want to make sure we have our stuff together, so that we don't contribute to more bad experiences.
(It reminds me of a conversation I had with an improv guy that knew he was giving bad shows, but didn't think it would effect his future audience when the group got better? But how many people go back to the restaurant that made them sick?)
Anyway, thanks again--I do appreciate all of you sharing.
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Category: religion
03/10/08 10:01 - 25ºF - ID#43608
Questions: my homework
If anybody wants to answer these questions in person, coffee/beer is on me. If anybody wants to answer them on estrip, comment below.
The questions:
1. What pops into your mind when you hear the word "church?"
2. Has anyone ever invited you to their church? What did you think when they asked you? Did you go? How did it feel? If you didn't go, why not?
3. Have you ever had a sense of God or Jesus communicating with you? What was it like?
4. If you had one question you could ask God and knew you would get an answer, what would it be?
5. Would you like prayer for anything?
Thanks in advance! If anybody wants to answer these in person, the best time for me is Wednesday night, after 8 (homework is due Thursday)
If you don't want people reading your responses, sending me an email is fine, too.
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03/10/08 11:22 - 20ºF - ID#43601
Hoops
The gym isn't all that well heated, so you may want to wear your warm-ups.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: politics
03/05/08 12:38 - 25ºF - ID#43561
What if?
I don't know why Democrats flipped.
The point of this is not to advocate for or against any abortion law. I understand both sides of that argument. I just want to point out one thing:
Many Christian voters, including many in my family, only vote for Republicans because of abortion. The rest of the platform doesn't matter.
For whatever reason, torture and war don't matter, but abortion does.
Once upon a time, the whole Roman Catholic church voted for Democrats.
I wonder, if that "flip" never happened, if the war would have happened? I wonder if Ronald Reagan would have been elected president?
Today, A pro-life democrat may never get the party's nomination, but he or she would walk in the general election. It would be a Reagan-style blow out.
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Category: football
03/03/08 01:31 - 55ºF - ID#43538
102 Million over 8 years.
Wow.
Let's pretend that I was given such a contract.
102 Million.
No wait. That's even too much to comprehend. Let me just deal with the signing bonus: 25 Million.
Lets assume half goes to taxes (I would try to avoid this, but I am going to play it safe with each number.)
That leaves me just over 12 million. I would give 10% to the church, (this is not a legalistic thing--just a good idea) so after taxes and giving, that leaves me 10 million dollars.
Half a million would go to paying off student loans and mortgage. Hmm. Never mind the mortgage. I would move. But I wouldn't go crazy--I would probably buy a condo. So lets put aside a million for all for all of that (I am assuming that I stay in Buffalo).
9 Million to Go.
4 Million gets invested, and I budget myself to live off of 5% of the fund each year. I know that I COULD spend more and still make it for life, but my house is already paid for, as is my education, so my $200,000 a year will go pretty far.
$200k allows me to drive a nice car, eat out whenever I want, go to the shows/concerts/games I want to, and get cable. I can probably switch to mac now, too--and get an iphone!
Wow. 5 million to go, and I am already set for life (and this is just the signing bonus, mind you).
Let's designate another million for gifts. I could probably be generous from my budgeted salary, but now Dad gets a new motorcycle, and Mom gets a luxury car and a vacation. (They might not take these things--I think they could buy them if they really wanted them--ditto houses and stuff like that). Janelle's family gets in on it, too. As do my friends. Estrip gets whatever server it needs.
4 million to go.
1 to Wittenberg University, and another to Palmer Seminary.
1 million to opportunity international, one of the better micro-enterprise groups.
1 mil for Janelle to designate. I probably should have consulted with her on all the other stuff, but she gets to live off of the investment returns and all of that anyway.
And this is all imaginary. I don't throw a football that well.
So there it is: what I would do with a quarterback's signing bonus.
(and I still would have another 77 million in salary to deal with, plus what I would make in endorsments)
Wow.
I would hire a maid, too. I hate doing laundry.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: 10 things
03/02/08 09:14 - 24ºF - ID#43527
10 Things I like about u2 in 3D
2. It's a concert, and just a concert. No interviews, no backstage stuff--just the band onstage and the crowd.
3. The crowd. The film was shot in stadiums, and you constantly feel like you are surrounded by tens of thousands of other fans.
4. The angles. They used a million cameras, placed everywhere. Extra-wide, extra-close, and everything in between.
5. It's in 3D, and pretty realistic 3D at that.
6. The glasses. I like wearing glasses.
7. My company. I went to see the film with new friends and old, estrippers and non-estrippers. And even my dear wife, who doesn't even like u2 that much.
8. The restraint. At first I was a little bit disappointed that they didn't end with "40," but now I am glad they didn't. Some things have to be live.
9. They didn't clean it up too much. Bono wasn't pitch perfect all of the time, but there was no overdub. It's not about being perfect, it's about being real.
10. It felt like I was there. And being at a u2 concert is about as good as it gets.
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Category: stats
02/29/08 12:54 - 27ºF - ID#43507
Statistics
I am also #19 in terms of comment receivers.
I am #42 in terms of journals written.
What does this tell me?
I guess I give and recieve more than thte average number of comments, despite getting less than average number of views. This could mean that people are less likely to read my journal, but if they do read it, it will inspire comment. The other reason I may be behind in vies is because I have been posting for less than a year. But how often are old posts really viewed? I guess a bunch, or that estrip used to get more views, because there really is nobody new on the top 50 views list.
It also tells me that I am far more likely to comment than to journal. This fits--I am a reactionary person by nature.
Finally, I can see that I am wasting my time thinking about this. I should be reading my book an researching kitchen people and cleaning up my house and getting the oil changed in my truck.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: war
02/28/08 09:47 - 9ºF - ID#43492
$3,000,000,000,000
This is assuming two things:
a. We won't go bankrupt trying to pay this enormous debt.
and
b. We will care for our veterans.
So the estimate MIGHT not be accurate, but it seems to be a moral imperitive to care for veterans, so we should plan on trying.
I trillion is a lot of money. It's a thousand billion. And a billion is a thousand million, and a million is still a lot of money.
I'm not sure that helps you comprehend the money we are spending. Look at this page for a more visual discription:
Here is the last picture from the page (although it's better if you check out the whole series)
"This pile [of stacked dollar bills] is 125 feet wide, 200 feet deep, and 450 feet tall.
450 feet is the height of a 38-story building. It's the hieght of the Millenium Wheel in London. It is also the height of the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas and the Louisiana State Capitol Building. "
The little dots in the corner are a man and a car, to provide a little bit of scale.
Of course, that is only the cost in 2006. The projected, long term cost is 3 trillion--ten times that. (and that is a best case scenario)
I hope you like paying taxes. Because we've spent a lot of money that we don't have.
Me? I think I am going to invest in a time machine.
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02/27/08 03:26 - 13ºF - ID#43484
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19. The Lord said to Moses, "Say to Aaron, 'Take your staff and stretch forth your hand over the waters of Egypt, over their rivers, over their canals, over their ponds, and over all their bodies of water, and they will become blood, and there will be blood throughout the entire land of Egypt, even in wood and in stone.' "
20. Moses and Aaron did so, as the Lord had commanded, and he raised the staff and struck the water that was in the Nile before the eyes of Pharaoh and before the eyes of his servants, and all the water that was in the Nile turned to blood.
21. And the fish that were in the Nile died, and the Nile became putrid; the Egyptians could not drink water from the Nile, and there was blood throughout the entire land of Egypt.
22. And the necromancers of Egypt did likewise with their secret rites, and Pharaoh's heart was steadfast, and he did not heed them, as the Lord had spoken.
23. Pharaoh turned and went home, and he paid no heed even to this.
24. All the Egyptians dug around the Nile for water to drink because they could not drink from the water of the Nile.
25. Seven full days passed after the Lord had smitten the Nile.
26. The Lord said to Moses, "Come to Pharaoh and say to him, 'So said the Lord, "Let My people go, so that they may serve Me.
27. But if you refuse to let [them] go, behold, I will smite all your borders with frogs.
28. And the Nile will swarm with frogs, and they will go up and come into your house and into your bedroom and upon your bed and into the house of your servants and into your people, and into your ovens and into your kneading troughs;
29. and into you and into your people and into all your servants, the frogs will ascend." ' "
1. The Lord said to Moses, "Say to Aaron, stretch forth your hand with your staff over the rivers, over the canals, and over the ponds, and bring up the frogs on the land of Egypt."
2. And Aaron stretched forth his hand over the waters of Egypt, and the frogs came up and covered the land of Egypt.
3. And the necromancers did likewise with their secret rites, and they brought up the frogs on the land of Egypt.
4. Thereupon, Pharaoh summoned Moses and Aaron, and said, "Entreat the Lord that He remove the frogs from me and from my people, and I will let out the people [of Israel] so that they may sacrifice to the Lord."
5. And Moses said to Pharaoh, "Boast [of your superiority] over me. For when shall I entreat for you, for your servants, and for your people, to destroy the frogs from you and from your houses, [that] they should remain only in the Nile? "
6. And he [Pharaoh] said, "For tomorrow." And he [Moses] said, "As you say, in order that you should know that there is none like the Lord, our God.
7. And the frogs will depart from you and from your houses and from your servants and from your people; only in the Nile will they remain."
8. And Moses and Aaron went away from Pharaoh, and Moses cried out to the Lord concerning the frogs that He had brought upon Pharaoh.
9. And the Lord did according to Moses' word, and the frogs died from the houses, from the courtyards, and from the fields.
10. They gathered them into many heaps, and the land stank.
11. When Pharaoh saw that there was relief, he hardened his heart, and he did not hearken to them, as the Lord had spoken.
12. The Lord said to Moses, "Say to Aaron, 'Stretch forth your staff and strike the dust of the earth, and it shall become lice throughout the entire land of Egypt.' "
13. They did so, and Aaron stretched forth his hand with his staff and struck the dust of the earth, and the lice were upon man and beast; all the dust of the earth became lice throughout the entire land of Egypt.
14. And the necromancers did likewise with their secret rites to bring out the lice, but they could not, and the lice were upon man and beast.
Now that's a prayer battle. Plague-for-plague grudge match.