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02/16/08 05:14 - 23ºF - ID#43363

Even netgeeks can be funny

I just got this 404 message on a website I frequent - and no, it doesn't happen to be from a porn site.

Once upon a midnight dreary while I pr0n surfed, weak and weary,
Over a many a strange and spurious pr0nsite of hot XXX galore;
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
"'Tis not possible!" I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"

Quoth the server,
404


If you didn't get the Poe reference... I don't think I can talk to you anymore.
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02/14/08 08:18 - 31ºF - ID#43331

New Mexico Democratic Caucus

Today while flying home from JFK airport I watched the announcement from New Mexico concerning who won on the Democrat side. The Democratic Party representative making the announcement noted that people from the Bull Moose Party voted, and he had no idea what the Bull Moose Party was.

I really wish I took his name down. Note to anonymous sir -

You've never heard of the Bull Moose Party and you claim to be a leading Democrat in your state? Have you ever heard of Teddy fucking Roosevelt, or the fact that the Bull Moose Party was simply a popular name for what was (and still is) formally known as the Progressive Party? Have you ever taken an American history course in your life? Hang your head in shame, sir. You are no politico.
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02/08/08 05:53 - 31ºF - ID#43248

Village Beer Merchant

Highly recommended. I just visited there after my commute home and was thoroughly impressed with their selection. They have a wide variety of various beers that I've never seen before, including various Japanese beers (one of which is coming - a red rice beer that will sell for $24 a growler) and other things. They also allow you to walk into their cooler, and they also carry what I dare say will be the best variety of draft stuff available anywhere in the area, by a LONG shot. Get a growler and try something new - expect to pay about a tenner but depending on what you get it may be a little higher- the Dogfishhead stuff is notoriously expensive.

The prices are generally higher - I'd say a buck or so higher than Consumer's. The sixers ranged in price from $8 to $20. We are talking about a selection that carries some hard to find things and/or relatively rare things - I wasn't exactly outraged by some of the prices but be forewarned of impending sticker shock on some stuff. I don't freak out about pricier beers because, frankly, I am in it to enjoy it and I'd rather spend more and drink something nice at home than bar hop, spend far more money and not enjoy any of the alcohol at all. Not everybody is the same though, so I wanted to give you fair warning if you are accustomed to spending no more than $7 for a six-pack.

I bought a bottle of Schneider Weisse (suggested as an alternative to my much desired but hard to find locally Hacker-Pshorr Weisse), a bottle of Lagunitas Cappuccino Stout and a six-pack of Smuttynose Old Dog Brown Ale. I'll let you all know the sloppy results later!

They are not just about beer - they also have a general store that carries specialty/upscale items as well as a small deli. It is a generally upscale store, with dim lighting, reddish hues and smart decor. The guys that work there are cool and know their beer. For someone who rejects gentrification like a baby spitting up involuntarily, I say that this store is a most welcome addition to our community. I would recommend it to anybody in the mood to check out a nice store with high quality beers, knowledgeable staff and a small but neat general store. Well done Village Beer Merchant - we'll be back.
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02/07/08 05:33 - 24ºF - ID#43235

This is weird

For once I'm the one at home and Jason is the one out of town. I have a weekend by myself - I have no idea what I'm going to do! One of the things I took home with me sorta from California was a recipe from Trader Joe's for an easy pizza. Frozen naan bread (I hope I can get this at Super Bazaar or somewhere local), chevre and vegetable tapenade. This is the sort of thing even my brother can put together, but I want to test it out to see if it would be a good party item.

I also have been reading a book by a Briton named Simon Winchester - its called A Crack In The Edge Of The World. It is a historical account of the San Francisco earthquake of 1906, told through the eyes of an author who is an Oxford-trained geologist. The man writes beautifully and it really is a gripping read, but right now I've been working through a section of the book that is more technical in nature and its been a bit of a lowlight. Still though, a friend recommended the book highly to me and for the most part I've enjoyed it. My progress has been slow - I always wait until too late at night before I decide to read.

Also my kitchen needs some TLC. (e:jason) is a lazy bastard left me with the job of taking the bottles back all by myself when we agreed we'd do it together! Usually when it comes to cleaning, I prefer to just be by myself and crank it out - all I need is time, weed, music and the right supplies. I found an awesome cleaner that I want to recommend to you guys - its an Oxy product that is a little thicker that is meant for bathroom use. I haven't done an environmental impact study to determine the earth friendliness of the product - all I know is that its awesome. Still though do any of you have a suggestion for a product to use on a laminate countertop? We have a white counter and I have faint but still annoying wine stains, etc. that are driving me crazy.
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02/06/08 09:23 - 32ºF - ID#43209

Hillary Clinton

From a comment someone wrote on The Politico -

interesting: Hillary Clinton has been telling America that she is the most qualified candidate for president based on her 'record,' which she says includes her eight years in the White House as First Lady - or 'co-president' - and her seven years in the Senate.

Here is a reminder of what that record includes: - As First Lady, Hillary assumed authority over Health Care Reform, a process that cost the taxpayers over $13 million. She told both Bill Bradley and Patrick Moynihan, key votes needed to pass her legislation, that she would 'demonize' anyone who opposed it. But it was opposed; she couldn't even get it to a vote in a Congress controlled by her own party. (And in the next election, her party lost control of both the House and Senate.)

Hillary assumed authority over selecting a female Attorney General. Her first two recommendations, Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood, were forced to withdraw their names from consideration. She then chose Janet Reno. Janet Reno has since been described by Bill himself as 'my worst mistake.'

Hillary recommended Lani Guanier for head of the Civil Rights Commission. When Guanier's radical views became known, her name had to be withdrawn.

Hillary recommended her former law partners, Web Hubbell, Vince Foster, and William Kennedy for positions in the Justice Department, White House staff, and the Treasury, respectively. Hubbell was later imprisoned, Foster committed suicide, and Kennedy was forced to resign. - Hillary also recommended a close friend of the Clintons, Craig Livingstone, for the position of director of White House security. When Livingstone was investigated for the improper access of up to 900 FBI files of Clinton enemies ("Filegate") and the widespread use of drugs by White House staff, both Hillary and her husband denied knowing him. FBI agent Dennis Sculimbrene confirmed in a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing in 1996, both the drug use and Hillary's involvement in hiring Livingstone. After that, the FBI closed its White House Liaison Office, after serving seven presidents for over thirty years.

In order to open "slots" in the White House for her friends the Thomasons (to whom millions of dollars in travel contracts could be awarded), Hillary had the entire staff of the White House Travel Office fired; they were reported to the FBI for 'gross mismanagement' and their reputations ruined. After a thirty-month investigation, only one, Billy Dale, was charged with a crime - mixing personal money with White House funds when he cashed checks. The jury acquitted him in less than two hours.

Another of Hillary's assumed duties was directing the 'bimbo eruption squad' and scandal defense:
She urged her husband not to settle the Paula Jones lawsuit.
She refused to release the Whitewater documents, which led to the appointment of Ken Starr as Special Prosecutor. After $80 million dollars of taxpayer money was spent, Starr's investigation led to Monica Lewinsky, which led to Bill lying about and later admitting his affairs.
Then they had to settle with Paula Jones after all.
And Bill lost his law license for lying to the grand jury
And Bill was impeached by the House.
And Hillary almost got herself indicted for perjury and obstruction of justice (she avoided it mostly because she repeated, 'I do not recall,' 'I have no recollection,' and 'I don't know' 56 times under oath).

Hillary wrote 'It Takes a Village,' demonstrating her Socialist viewpoint.

Hillary decided to seek election to the Senate in a state she had never lived in.

Her husband pardoned FALN terrorists in order to get Latino support and the New Square Hassidim to get Jewish support. Hillary also had Bill pardon her brother's clients, for a small fee, to get financial support.

Then Hillary left the White House, but later had to return $200,000 in White House furniture, china, and artwork she had stolen.

In the campaign for the Senate, Hillary played the 'woman card' by portraying her opponent (Lazio) as a bully picking on her.

Hillary's husband further protected her by asking the National Archives to withhold from the public until 2012 many records of their time in the White House, including much of Hillary's correspondence and her calendars. (There are ongoing lawsuits to force the release of those records.)

As the junior Senator from New York, Hillary has passed no major legislation. She has deferred to the senior Senator (Schumer) to tend to the needs of New Yorkers, even on the hot issue of medical problems of workers involved in the cleanup of Ground Zero after 9/11.

Hillary's one notable vote; supporting the plan to invade Iraq, she has since disavowed. Quite a resume. Sounds more like an organized crime family's rap sheet.

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02/05/08 09:39 - 38ºF - ID#43201

Tuesday, Mr. T says you isn't supah!

Fuck politics - check this out. Its actually a pretty good fake.


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02/01/08 04:11 - 32ºF - ID#43137

OMFG! Dog chews up Super Bowl tix!

Would you kill your dog if he did this? OMG.


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01/31/08 09:42 - 17ºF - ID#43108

Unspeakably Reckless

The Feds have agreed to allow states to delay inspections for bridges in poor condition - this is a decision that was made after the I35 disaster in Minny where 13 people died when a bridge collapsed. This makes me ANGRY. Read about it here -

What the fuck are people in government thinking? In New York, at least according to the statistics, there is no bridge that isn't scheduled for an inspection every 24 months. The worst state in comparison? Illinois, with nearly 11,000 bridges on schedules longer than 24 months. California is in third with 3,600... which to me is absolutely dangerous and inexplicable given that its such a seismically active area. Combined with a $15 billion budget deficit, I wonder how Cali manages to maintain its infrastructure at all.

Keep in mind - this sort of statistic is keeping track only the *scheduled* bridge inspections. It doesn't speak about if/when the inspections have actually occurred. Wondering about your own local commute? I sure was - I roundtrip across the southern Grand Island bridges twice a day. The problem is that even bridges your state and federal government KNOW are unsafe are not being inspected within an acceptable time frame. Want to know how the bridges on your commute rate?



The default commute is from SF, CA to San Rafael, CA - you'll have to change and tinker with the tool to have your bridges and ramps pop up. I checked my commute from Buffalo to Grand Island.

Grand Island Bridge - last inspection October 2006. Evaluation of condition - meets minimum tolerable limits to be left in place as is. Rating - structurally deficient. On average 11,000 people a day have no idea that they are crossing a structurally deficient bridge. Why hasn't it been repaired, and why is it acceptable for our government to allow citizens to use risky infrastructure? WHY IS IT THAT THEY JUST INCREASED THE TOLL FOR THIS BRIDGE KNOWING DAMN WELL THAT THE MONEY THEY ARE COLLECTING AT THE BRIDGE IS NOT BEING PRIORITIZED TO MAINTAIN IT?

190/324 interchange - December 2006. Same evaluation and rating as the GI bridge.

Rt. 33 near Grider St. - August 2006 - same story.

I would love to know who to complain to.





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01/29/08 04:40 - 44ºF - ID#43085

Tricked Out Ramen - Chef Developed!

Think I lie? Check it out.



I was amused by the throngs of "GROSS!" and "YUCK!" reviews. The fucking guy is the executive chef at Aquavit in Manhattan - this ain't some dredded out stoner cheffing in the dorm room. I say, try it before hating on it. Who is with me? We can even discuss the various outcomes we have on my journal.
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01/25/08 03:25 - 23ºF - ID#43032

Ridley "keeps it real" and other news!

Perhaps after seeing this my brother won't want Philly to be a smoking crater anymore - for me this is a genuine American form of protest.

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For a further explanation read here -

I have to admit, this is one of the stranger bits of news I've read in a while. Three generations of shoplifters, all in one store at one time -

Oh, and I wanted to leave you guys with what is the strangest music video I've ever seen.... EVER! Its a hodgepodge of gay innuendo, psychedelia, dance and totally unrelated things, being thrown together for reasons I'll never understand.




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