i am off to key west!

as you all sit here and freeze your tushes off, i will be sitting on the beaches of the keys. lord, knows i need it. i thought today i was going to kill myself at work. i can't take the drama! and why the hell am i broke all of the fucking time????

i stumbled upon this list and thought that some of these are pretty funny. do people really have these fears? i mean, why would you have a fear of garlic? you may not like the way it tastes, but a phobia? or how about Opiophobia, i mean seriously? does that even exist? jenks? i mean i know they don't want to perscribe meds because we're all druggies, but again, a phobia?

although, i do wish i had Sitophobia, it would make life so much easier.

[box]Acarophobia    Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching.
Aerophobia    Fear of drafts, air swallowing, or airbourne noxious substances.
Aeroacrophobia    Fear of open high places.
Aeronausiphobia    Fear of vomiting secondary to airsickness.
Agoraphobia    Fear of open spaces or of being in crowded, public places like markets. Fear of leaving a safe place.
Agyrophobia    Fear of streets or crossing the street.
Aichmophobia    Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Ailurophobia    Fear of cats.
Alektorophobia    Fear of chickens.
Alliumphobia    Fear of garlic.
Amaxophobia    Fear of riding in a car.
Amychophobia    Fear of scratches or being scratched.
Anginophobia    Fear of angina, choking or narrowness.
Anglophobia    Fear of England, English culture, etc.
Angrophobia    Fear of anger or of becoming angry.
Anthropophobia    Fear of people or society.
Aphenphosmphobia    Fear of being touched. (Haphephobia)
Arachibutyrophobia    Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Astrophobia    Fear of stars and celestial space.
Asymmetriphobia    Fear of asymmetrical things.
Ataxiophobia    Fear of ataxia (muscular incoordination)
Atelophobia    Fear of imperfection.
Atomosophobia    Fear of atomic explosions.
Automatonophobia    Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues
Bacillophobia    Fear of microbes.
Bacteriophobia    Fear of bacteria.
Batophobia    Fear of heights or being close to high buildings.
Batrachophobia    Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders, etc.
Belonephobia    Fear of pins and needles. (Aichmophobia)
Cancerophobia    Fear of cancer.
Carcinophobia    Fear of cancer.
Catagelophobia    Fear of being ridiculed.
Catapedaphobia    Fear of jumping from high and low places.
Cheimaphobia or Cheimatophobia    Fear of cold.
Chemophobia    Fear of chemicals or working with chemicals.
Chiraptophobia    Fear of being touched.
Cholerophobia    Fear of anger or the fear of cholera.
Chorophobia    Fear of dancing.
Chromophobia or Chromatophobia    Fear of colors.
Chronophobia    Fear of time.
Chronomentrophobia    Fear of clocks.
Claustrophobia    Fear of confined spaces.
Cleithrophobia or Cleisiophobia    Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.
Climacophobia    Fear of stairs, climbing or of falling downstairs.
Clithrophobia or Cleithrophobia    Fear of being enclosed.
Cometophobia    Fear of comets.
Coimetrophobia    Fear of cemeteries.
Coitophobia    Fear of coitus.
Coprastasophobia    Fear of constipation.
Coprophobia    Fear of feces.
Coulrophobia    Fear of clowns.
Counterphobia    The preference by a phobic for fearful situations.
Cremnophobia    Fear of precipices.
Cryophobia    Fear of extreme cold, ice or frost.
Crystallophobia    Fear of crystals or glass.
Cyberphobia    Fear of computers or working on a computer.
Cyclophobia    Fear of bicycles.
Decidophobia    Fear of making decisions.
Deipnophobia    Fear of dining or dinner conversations.
Demophobia    Fear of crowds. (Agoraphobia)
Dextrophobia    Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Didaskaleinophobia    Fear of going to school.
Dikephobia    Fear of justice.
Doxophobia    Fear of expressing opinions or of receiving praise.
Dromophobia    Fear of crossing streets.
Dutchphobia    Fear of the Dutch.
Dysmorphophobia    Fear of deformity.
Dystychiphobia    Fear of accidents.
Ecclesiophobia    Fear of church.
Electrophobia    Fear of electricity.
Elurophobia    Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia)
Enochlophobia    Fear of crowds.
Enosiophobia or Enissophobia    Fear of having committed an unpardonable sin or of criticism.
Entomophobia    Fear of insects.
Ergasiophobia    1) Fear of work or functioning. 2) Surgeon's fear of operating.
Erythrophobia, Erytophobia or Ereuthophobia    1) Fear of redlights. 2) Blushing. 3) Red.
Felinophobia    Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Galeophobia, Gatophobia)
Francophobia    Fear of France, French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia)
Frigophobia    Fear of cold, cold things.
Galeophobia or Gatophobia    Fear of cats.
Gallophobia or Galiophobia    Fear France, French culture. (Francophobia)
Geniophobia    Fear of chins.
Gephyrophobia, Gephydrophobia, or Gephysrophobia    Fear of crossing bridges.
Germanophobia    Fear of Germany, German culture, etc.
Glossophobia    Fear of speaking in public or of trying to speak.
Haphephobia or Haptephobia    Fear of being touched.
Hellenologophobia    Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
Heresyphobia or Hereiophobia    Fear of challenges to official doctrine or of radical deviation.
Herpetophobia    Fear of reptiles or creepy, crawly things.
Hierophobia    Fear of priests or sacred things.
Hormephobia    Fear of shock.
Homophobia    Fear of sameness, monotony or of homosexuality or of becoming homosexual.
Hydrargyophobia    Fear of mercurial medicines.
Iatrophobia    Fear of going to the doctor or of doctors.
Insectophobia    Fear of insects.
Isopterophobia    Fear of termites, insects that eat wood.
Ithyphallophobia    Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Japanophobia    Fear of Japanese.
Katagelophobia    Fear of ridicule.
Kenophobia    Fear of voids or empty spaces.
Kolpophobia    Fear of genitals, particularly female.
Kosmikophobia    Fear of cosmic phenomenon.
Leukophobia    Fear of the color white.
Lilapsophobia    Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Lockiophobia    Fear of childbirth.
Logizomechanophobia    Fear of computers.
Lygophobia    Fear of darkness.
Lyssophobia    Fear of rabies or of becoming mad.
Mageirocophobia    Fear of cooking.
Maieusiophobia    Fear of childbirth.
Mechanophobia    Fear of machines.
Medomalacuphobia    Fear of losing an erection.
Medorthophobia    Fear of an erect penis.
Melanophobia    Fear of the color black.
Melophobia    Fear or hatred of music.
Metathesiophobia    Fear of changes.
Methyphobia    Fear of alcohol.
Microbiophobia    Fear of microbes. (Bacillophobia)
Misophobia    Fear of being contaminated with dirt of germs.
Molysmophobia or Molysomophobia    Fear of dirt or contamination.
Musophobia or Murophobia    Fear of mice.
Mysophobia    Fear of germs or contamination or dirt.
Nebulaphobia    Fear of fog. (Homichlophobia)
Nephophobia    Fear of clouds.
Nosophobia or Nosemaphobia    Fear of becoming ill.
Nucleomituphobia    Fear of nuclear weapons.
Obesophobia    Fear of gaining weight.(Pocrescophobia)
Ochlophobia    Fear of crowds or mobs.
Ochophobia    Fear of vehicles.
Onomatophobia    Fear of hearing a certain word or of names.
Opiophobia    Fear medical doctors experience of prescribing needed pain medications for patients.
Pagophobia    Fear of ice or frost.
Paralipophobia    Fear of neglecting duty or responsibility.
Parturiphobia    Fear of childbirth.
Peccatophobia    Fear of sinning. (imaginary crime)
Pediculophobia    Fear of lice.
Pedophobia    Fear of children.
Phalacrophobia    Fear of becoming bald.
Phallophobia    Fear of a penis, esp erect.
Pharmacophobia    Fear of taking medicine.
Phonophobia    Fear of noises or voices or one's own voice; of telephones.
Phthiriophobia    Fear of lice. (Pediculophobia)
Phthisiophobia    Fear of tuberculosis.
Pnigophobia or Pnigerophobia    Fear of choking of being smothered.
Poliosophobia    Fear of contracting poliomyelitis.
Politicophobia    Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
Porphyrophobia    Fear of the color purple.
Potophobia    Fear of alcohol.
Pharmacophobia    Fear of drugs.
Proctophobia    Fear of rectum.
Psychrophobia    Fear of cold.
Pteronophobia    Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Rectophobia    Fear of rectum or rectal diseases.
Rhabdophobia    Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. Also fear of magic.(wand)
Rhypophobia    Fear of defecation.
Scabiophobia    Fear of scabies.
Scatophobia    Fear of fecal matter.
Scolionophobia    Fear of school.
Scotophobia    Fear of darkness. (Achluophobia)
Scriptophobia    Fear of writing in public.
Seplophobia    Fear of decaying matter.
Sinophobia    Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture.
Sitophobia or Sitiophobia    Fear of food or eating. (Cibophobia)
Social Phobia    Fear of being evaluated negatively in social situations.
Sociophobia    Fear of society or people in general.
Soteriophobia    Fear of dependence on others.
Spacephobia    Fear of outer space.
Spectrophobia    Fear of specters or ghosts.
Staurophobia    Fear of crosses or the crucifix.
Stenophobia    Fear of narrow things or places.
Suriphobia    Fear of mice.
Taphephobia Taphophobia    Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.
Tapinophobia    Fear of being contagious.
Technophobia    Fear of technology.
Teleophobia    1) Fear of definite plans. 2) Religious ceremony.
Teratophobia    Fear of bearing a deformed child or fear of monsters or deformed people.
Tetanophobia    Fear of lockjaw, tetanus.
Textophobia    Fear of certain fabrics.
Thalassophobia    Fear of the sea.
Tocophobia    Fear of pregnancy or childbirth.
Tomophobia    Fear of surgical operations.
Topophobia    Fear of certain places or situations, such as stage fright.
Toxiphobia or Toxophobia or Toxicophobia    Fear of poison or of being accidently poisoned.
Trichinophobia    Fear of trichinosis.
Trichopathophobia or Trichophobia or Hypertrichophobia    Fear of hair. (Chaetophobia)
Tropophobia    Fear of moving or making changes.
Trypanophobia    Fear of injections.
Tuberculophobia    Fear of tuberculosis.
Vaccinophobia    Fear of vaccination.
Vestiphobia    Fear of clothing.
Wiccaphobia    Fear of witches and witchcraft.
Xanthophobia    Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
Xylophobia    1) Fear of wooden objects. 2) Forests.[/box]


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call me crazy, but i'm spending the night at work today. i brought a pillow, a blanket, shampoo, hair dryer, and ironed clothes for tomorrow. i have a little airline cosmetic case that you get in first class filled with deodorant, disposable tooth brush, mouthwash, toothpaste, comb and chapstick. i want to do a database cram session, a la paul. no i'm not getting paid overtime, but i'm taking friday and tuesday off (monday is a holiday) to go to key west, so it's totally worth it.

so i walked into the place where my work girl crush was working accidentally, not knowing she was going to be there, and suddenly panicked. it was as if i walked into a wall when i saw her in there. i totally wanted to high tail it out of there but realized that i would look crazy and she would probably know what the hell was going on. so i had to just kind of walk around nonchalantly, cool and calm, scoping the shelves like i was going to buy something other than what i originally went in there for because what i needed was right behind her and i would have to talk to her directly, which as everyone knows, i absolutely, positively, CANNOT do! and i think she totally knows! she give me the smirky eye like she wanted to just burst out laughing at how retarded this grown ass woman was acting.

ugh, i have to be more careful next time.

this is my FAVORITE song right now. it was in the closing credits of "a mighty heart". i can't tell you how unbelievably sad this song was within that context.

Toxoplasma gondii

ok, so this is the stuff that they tell pregnant women about when dealing with cats and kitty litter. apparently this parasite likes to hang out in rat brains, but can only complete it's life cycle in a cat. so when the rat becomes infected with it, it's behavior changes and the rat loses it's natural fear of cats, and starts hanging out in front of cats where it most likely ends up being eaten; allowing the parasite to continue it's life cycle.

here is where it gets weird and kind of scary.

scientists wanted to know....

"Given that human and rat brains have a lot of similarities (they share the same basic anatomy and use the same neurotransmitters), a question naturally arose: if Toxoplasma can alter the behavior of a rat, could it alter a human?"

and so.....

"Parasitologist Jaroslav Flegr of Charles University in Prague administered psychological questionnaires to people infected with Toxoplasma and controls. Those infected, he found, show a small, but statistically significant, tendency to be more self-reproaching and insecure. Paradoxically, infected women, on average, tend to be more outgoing and warmhearted than controls, while infected men tend to be more jealous and suspicious."

It's controversial work, disputed by many.....but.....

"E. Fuller Torrey of the Stanley Medical Research Institute in Bethesda, Maryland. Torrey and his colleagues had noticed some intriguing links between Toxoplasma and schizophrenia. Infection with the parasite has been associated with damage to a certain class of neurons (astrocytes). So has schizophrenia. Pregnant women with high levels of Toxoplasma antibodies in their blood were more likely to give birth to children who would later develop schizophrenia."

and....

"A year later, Torrey and his colleagues discovered one more fascinating link. They raised human cells in Petri dishes and infected them with Toxoplasma. Then they dosed the cells with a variety of drugs used to treat schizophrenia. Several of the drugs--most notably haloperidol--blocked the growth of the parasite."

btw, it is estimated that about 3 billion people around the world are infected with this parasite. i'm guessing the majority in developing countries.

i would like to have a little bit of this parasite, so that i could be a little more warm and fuzzy and talkative without the help of some kind of alcohol or drug.

you can find the entire article here.

this is what you do when your kid wont stay still.....

wow, i think it's time to remove some of that makeup.

ok, i've been so lazy. well, maybe not lazy, but distracted. there is a ton i have not posted about so i will do a post every day of this weekend, to catch up.

first post is about betty's.

Fuck YOU BETTY. take your fucking ugly, dumpy and rude hostess and shove her up your fucking twat. i'd rather eat rusty razor blades covered in pus than to ever eat at your fucking establishment again. trust me, your shit AIN'T THAT GOOD. whatever you serve, i'm sure someone else serves too, but with better service. i've heard so many people complain about your restaurant that i'm perplexed as to how you are still in business. your place is not that good, nor is it that cool, and you certainly do not know how to run a business that will keep people coming back.

i will let every person, friend or stranger, know what i experienced at your restaurant and i will make sure that neither i, nor anyone that i have influence over, will ever step foot in your place again. take your fucking mixed greens and avocado salads and shove them down your hostess' throat, just like the dick that she sucked throughout high school, so that she could shut the fuck up. the sound of her fucking voice made me unable to digest your mediocre food. i'd rather eat at the soup kitchen down the street with the bums and addicts than to ever see her offensive, forced sneer or hear her shrill and piercing whine.

i want my money back as well as the 2 hours of my life that it took to eat lunch in your shit hole and an apology from that inbred, hobbit looking, crusty cunt. i'd gladly give you whatever i have left of your not so special food; preferably in shit form, preferably in her huge, fucking, gaping, trap so that she could see what it feels like to be fed grade A bullshit.

fuck you betty for hiring that troll you call a hostess. fire that bitch before she puts you out of business.

i'll have pictures to post soon. over the weekend possibly

but what i really wanted to say was.....we were in madison wisconsin last weekend and it was really rainy. the storms that we are going through were just starting. we came home monday night, and today i hear that three people were killed by lightning in madison yesterday, while waiting at a bus stop. their bus stops are really cool. i took a picture of one of them and was going to post it. that is so weird, it totally could have been us.