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• You are Brigitte Bardot***

Naurally sensual and beautiful
You're an exotic beauty who turns heads everywhere
You've got a look that's one of a kind


What Famous Pinup Are You?

i don't care what anyone says. we shared a moment, leto and i.

i think i have permanent hearing damage, add that to the unhealthy obsession i've developed with leto over the past few days, i'm fucking doomed.

i forgot to get my birth control pills this month, so i am an emotionaly crippled maniac that feels unloved, unwanted, unattractive, insignificant and invisible. anyone who crosses my path will see a water works display followed by sulking, obsessing, and general instability.

i feel like i'm at a climax in a Shakespearean tragedy.

i wish i had a pocket full of rocks,

and a bridge to jump from.

well, jared leto and I cannot be after all. I just heard through the rumor mill that he is dating lindsey lohan and any 34 year old man that dates a 19 year old, is, well, weird. I mean, how much can you have in common with a child? but I guess common interests are not the top priority for men, a hot ass is. my future sex life is doomed. I'm turning 30 next month and I have to start looking at 50 year old men since they are the only ones that will give 30 year old women a second look. pffft!

Hmm, haven't posted in a while. I think I'm going to see 30 seconds to mars on Sunday at the Town Ballroom.

I never knew that the lead singer is Jared Leto, whodda thunk it! I can't even begin to tell you how hot he is.....maybe he'll see me at the show and fall completely and madly in love with me....hey, stranger things have happened. Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett. But pretty women always marry ugly guys, it never happens the other way around. Man, isn't Jared the sexiest thing alive? He was even hot as a druggie in requiem for a dream....those damn eyes.


Why are women so catty? Why are they so damn territorial? If a guy has a friend who brings a new girlfriend around, and the guy thinks she is super hot, he'll think to himself, "damn, I wish I had a woman like that." If a woman sees a friend's hot boyfriend, she'll think to herself, "damn, I wish I had HIM!" There's a fundamental difference in how women and men think, men can respect each others territory, women think all is fair in love and war.

Please don't jump down my throat ladies, and say not all women are like this. You must admit, a lot of us are. We all have friends who we have to keep at a comfortable distance just because you have to constantly watch you backside, and a lot of us had experiences with the catty friend from hell, who tried to sabotage something or other. It's usually the women who require too much attention from the opposite sex, that become dependant on the spot light to feel like they're being seen. They always think there is a conspiracy against them when something does not go their way and are unreasonably jealous of everyone around them.

Which reminds me, my daughter who is twelve, asked if I could take her to the mall with a friend of her's from school. My daughter is a computer geek and an anime geek and the mall scene is not her thing, but this friend is a girly girl and so the mall was her place to hang out. So I'm walking with the two of them around Galleria, with this little girl that looks like she's about 9 years old, tiny little thing. All of a sudden she says something to the effect of "yeah, not my last boyfriend, but my boyfriend before that".........I was like WHAT!!! I looked at her and said, what the hell are you talking about? I said, you're twelve, how many boyfriends could you possibly have had? She then goes on to say "well, I'm mature" and turns to my daughter and says she's definitelely not as mature as her. OH I was fuming! I cannot STAND snotty bratty little fucking brats! I say to her "sweetie, you're standing in the middle of a BUILD A BEAR store, shopping for outfits for your teddy bear, HOW MATURE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??

She looked at me and shrugged her shoulders. Needless to say, my daughter is not hangging out with her anymore. The girl calls her later on that night, while my daughter is watching cartoons and asks her to come over her house and hang out. My daughter says, "do you know what time it is? What the hell are you talking about?

Where are the parents and what the hell are they doing that these fast little girls are going through boyfriends like pampers?

found some more cute photos linked from the (e:hodown)'s cuteness link

i am getting old, and i know this becuse my growing moustache and beard is beggining to rival that of (e:paul) . to compensate for this i bought myself a little something at antrhopologie.

i too am eating too much and getting fat, and i've decided that for the remainder of winter, i am stopping shaving my legs and pits. might as well be a complete disaster.

took (e:robin)'s test, i am...

The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)

Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When girls dare to dream, they dream of you.

You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

In the meantime, the women you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss

CONSIDER: Anyone else

I am not sure why it keeps saying girls....i stated bi at the begining of the test, so you'd think it would have both...whatever.

lord jesus christ all mighty, pleeeeze let me have some patience because i am about to strangle my grown ass kid.

omg i totally got tricked into watching bestiality porn, and i will not be able to think about sex for at least a week. i went on a blogging video site that was like, "hey this shit is so funny, watch!" and so i did.

it was a goddamn pig! i can't even eat my bacon and ham now. eeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!