03/10/06 05:47 - 48ºF - ID#23037
hairy playstation
i too am eating too much and getting fat, and i've decided that for the remainder of winter, i am stopping shaving my legs and pits. might as well be a complete disaster.
took (e:robin)'s test, i am...
The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)
Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.
You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When girls dare to dream, they dream of you.
You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.
In the meantime, the women you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss
CONSIDER: Anyone else
I am not sure why it keeps saying girls....i stated bi at the begining of the test, so you'd think it would have both...whatever.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
03/06/06 06:21 - 31ºF - ID#23036
i want a refund
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Location: Buffalo, NY
03/03/06 03:40 - 20ºF - ID#23035
bring on the pork
it was a goddamn pig! i can't even eat my bacon and ham now. eeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!
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Location: Buffalo, NY
02/28/06 11:28 - 23ºF - ID#23034
sweet revenge
In the spirit of Carnival, I am reminded of the classic short story most of us have read; "The Cask of Amontillado" by Edgar Allen Poe.
Revenge is successful only when the other party knows why it's being done and who is doing it. Karma is not enough, time to put some elbow grease into it.
I admire those that can beat me at my own game. However, Poe writes that the last criteria for successful revenge is the guarantee that there cannot be retaliation.
It is here, my friend, that you have failed.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
02/26/06 11:56 - 15ºF - ID#23033
e:strip and i are married!
there were tons of peeps present, including (e:pmt), (e:ladycroft), (e:jenks), (e:robin), (e:theecarey) and (e:pyrcedgrrl). the place was packed with a myriad of drunkards. i tried to get the peepettes to get pins of their tits done, but it seems no one was brave enough, (including me). (e:robin) got her ass painted, (e:jenks), (e:ladycroft) and i all got officially married to (e:strip) at the church of julie! (e:pmt) renewed their vows, and everyone was officially drunk!
they all have pictures to come, i did not have my camera as i was too busy holding a drink in my hand.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
02/24/06 10:08 - 26ºF - ID#23032
alien poet
imk2: an alien
will try to dream tonight of a big, fat, (e:strip) orgy!
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Location: Buffalo, NY
02/20/06 07:45 - 25ºF - ID#23029
Why'd Ya Do It?
And gave it to a bird with nothing in her beak,
I had my balls and my brains put into a vice
And twisted around for a whole fucking week.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you let that trash
Get a hold of your cock, get stoned on my hash ?
Why'd ya do it she said, why'd you let her suck your cock ?
Oh, do me a favour, don't put me in the dark.
Why'd ya do it, she said, they're mine all your jewels,
You just tied me to the mast of the ship of fools.
Why'd ya do it, she said, when you know it makes me sore,
'cause she had cobwebs up her fanny and I believe in giving to the poor.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you spit on my snatch ?
Are we out of love now, is this just a bad patch ?
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did ?
You drove my ego to a really bad skid.
Why'd you do it, she said, ain't nothing to laugh,
You just tore all our kisses right in half!
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do what you did,
Betray my little oyster for such a low bitch.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did ?
You drove my ego to a really bad skid.
Why'd ya do it, she screamed, after all we've said
Every time I see your dick I see her cunt in my bed.
The whole room was swirling,
Her lips were still curling.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do it, she said,
Why'd you do what you did ?
Oh, big grey mother, I love you forever
With your barbed wire pussy and your good and bad weather.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did ...
Ah, I feel better now.
--Marianne Faithful
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Location: Buffalo, NY
02/16/06 10:55 - 45ºF - ID#23028
Unlike Me
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Location: Buffalo, NY
02/15/06 11:36 - 45ºF - ID#23027
tubing
$10 for unlimited tubing from 5-9pm.
Who's game?
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Location: Buffalo, NY
02/13/06 08:55 - 26ºF - ID#23026
Yummy for your Valentines tummy
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Words: 10
Location: Buffalo, NY
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