02/28/06 11:28 - 23ºF - ID#23034

sweet revenge

I will be giving up hope for Lent.

In the spirit of Carnival, I am reminded of the classic short story most of us have read; "The Cask of Amontillado" by Edgar Allen Poe.

Revenge is successful only when the other party knows why it's being done and who is doing it. Karma is not enough, time to put some elbow grease into it.

I admire those that can beat me at my own game. However, Poe writes that the last criteria for successful revenge is the guarantee that there cannot be retaliation.

It is here, my friend, that you have failed.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

02/26/06 11:56 - 15ºF - ID#23033

e:strip and i are married!

the peep show was off the wall!

there were tons of peeps present, including (e:pmt), (e:ladycroft), (e:jenks), (e:robin), (e:theecarey) and (e:pyrcedgrrl). the place was packed with a myriad of drunkards. i tried to get the peepettes to get pins of their tits done, but it seems no one was brave enough, (including me). (e:robin) got her ass painted, (e:jenks), (e:ladycroft) and i all got officially married to (e:strip) at the church of julie! (e:pmt) renewed their vows, and everyone was officially drunk!

they all have pictures to come, i did not have my camera as i was too busy holding a drink in my hand.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

02/24/06 10:08 - 26ºF - ID#23032

alien poet

yvonne: A beat poet working the streets

imk2: an alien

will try to dream tonight of a big, fat, (e:strip) orgy!

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Location: Buffalo, NY

02/20/06 07:45 - 25ºF - ID#23029

Why'd Ya Do It?

When I stole a twig from our little nest
And gave it to a bird with nothing in her beak,
I had my balls and my brains put into a vice
And twisted around for a whole fucking week.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you let that trash
Get a hold of your cock, get stoned on my hash ?

Why'd ya do it she said, why'd you let her suck your cock ?
Oh, do me a favour, don't put me in the dark.
Why'd ya do it, she said, they're mine all your jewels,
You just tied me to the mast of the ship of fools.

Why'd ya do it, she said, when you know it makes me sore,
'cause she had cobwebs up her fanny and I believe in giving to the poor.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you spit on my snatch ?
Are we out of love now, is this just a bad patch ?

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did ?
You drove my ego to a really bad skid.

Why'd you do it, she said, ain't nothing to laugh,
You just tore all our kisses right in half!

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do what you did,
Betray my little oyster for such a low bitch.

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did ?
You drove my ego to a really bad skid.

Why'd ya do it, she screamed, after all we've said
Every time I see your dick I see her cunt in my bed.

The whole room was swirling,
Her lips were still curling.

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do it, she said,
Why'd you do what you did ?

Oh, big grey mother, I love you forever
With your barbed wire pussy and your good and bad weather.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did ...

Ah, I feel better now.

--Marianne Faithful

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Words: 355
Location: Buffalo, NY

02/16/06 10:55 - 45ºF - ID#23028

Unlike Me

So i think this will be my new favorite song. I've searched everywhere for the mp3 but it has not been released yet. This song appeared in the last episode of Grey's Anatomy. It was from the shower scene, where Merideth get's her hair washed after the bomb explodes.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

02/15/06 11:36 - 45ºF - ID#23027

tubing

This Friday some friends and I are going tubing at Kissing Bridge. We're leaving at 5pm.

$10 for unlimited tubing from 5-9pm.

Who's game?

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Location: Buffalo, NY

02/13/06 08:55 - 26ºF - ID#23026

Yummy for your Valentines tummy

I made this for all you bitter people!

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Location: Buffalo, NY

02/13/06 12:52 - 20ºF - ID#23025

uuugly

i decided that i am not only going to abstain from relationships for a loooong time, i am also dropping sex and masturbation. funny it's not a hard decision to make right now, as i am not even able to masturbate without wanting to cry as i orgasm! i don't know why, but it makes me want to sob myself to sleep. so i'm quitting them all together.

it feels like the break-up happened weeks ago, when it's only been one week. i saw pics of the ex at a party he attended this weekend and i am happy to report that he looked like absolute shit! he looks like he's been literally smokin crack! quite shocking. someone told me that he was miserable the most of the time and stayed to himself.

good, i hope that bastard drowns in his misery.

i want us to remain friends, he said. FUCK YOU! you can befriend my fucking vomit as i puke up the fucking bullshit that spews out of your fucking mouth, you foul, selfish, self absorbed fuck. YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKING SHIT, and it now matches to your fucking personality, you slimy cockroach!

and with that, goodnight.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

02/12/06 01:23 - 21ºF - ID#23024

drunk again!

Um guys....

I'm drunk again!

Second night in a row....not like it's a problem or anything,...

I went to a polish dance with my parents and my stepsister. I got drunk with all the old, corny polish people. I am so lame....

But hey, beggers can't be choosers, I take what I can get.

Thank god for spell checker, cuz drunk + writing = shit

I lied, I didn't even use spell checker, too drunk to care.

I am a bitter woman, yes I am. And I think I will be for a looooong time.

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Words: 94
Location: Buffalo, NY

02/11/06 02:41 - 24ºF - ID#23023

i no feel so good

Um guys...., I don't feel so good.....

I think I'm gonna pukey.....

I'm a little drunk....

Um....about those pictures...?

awwwww fuck it, poste em all...

and fuck men! i hate them all!

well at least that one...