"vet help?" written by Fellyconnelly on estrip.org

08/20/07 03:31 - 64ºF - ID#40638

vet help?

okay guys i need a referral to an inexpensive vet.

Maxx seems to have some type of cut on his chest that hasn't healed in the past week, so now i'm getting worried. help?

also keep in mind that i haven't started working yet - so remember - cheaper is better!
i know i'm a cruel mommy.

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Location: New Paltz, NY

Category: good times

08/17/07 09:59 - 68ºF - ID#40602

tell me who rocks who sell out in stores

who hot who not?

lauren is doing some kind of cute little booty dance in the kitchen while waiting for the hot water for her oatmeal. its very cute.

thanks, jim and james, for renewing the TPain quotes that will never leave my life...

oh and by the way? my lip gloss is poppin.

i'm just sitting here while we wait for an appropriate time to go out. that point being the point in which i have had enough blue moon to sufficiently relax me.

tomorrow i'm going to my brothers to babysit. no i'm not babysitting my brother, i'm babysitting my brothers' kids. and by babysitting, i mean heading around the corner to my uncles house for a card playing party while lauren watches the kids... hehe

okay no really i should probably stop typing.

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Category: xxx

08/15/07 05:38 - 76ºF - ID#40562

XXX Rated Pornographic Pervert XXX

Here is the point where you all find out what my true interests in life are... This post may or may not have been alluded to in previous entries....

so here is the deal. I need to find out some information on adult stores in the buffalo area.

1. Where are they? I saw two stores up on Elmwood that are practically across from eachother. I think both of them look like old warehouses. Kind of scary and I don't think I'm interested. Are there any not scary ones around?

2. Where can i find zoning information about adult stores? Say if one of the e-strippers here was interested in opening a store in buffalo that looked more like a Brookstones than a dirty warehouse peep store? Where might that e-stripper find this info out?

3. In the mean time, are there any (not blockbuster) video rental stores that may or may not have an adult video section that might not be full of only titles such as "AssMan goes to Vegas?"

All of your information will be highly appreciated. And if you are afraid to speak up, you may send me an email or post it and I won't tell a soul (except maybe lauren) as to where the info comes from.

Thanks Peeps!

fellyconnelly writes at 01:24:56 08/17/07 - Comment #22483: okay i guess i have to do some more research on the ones around the city... i just can't seem to find them listed online...

metalpeter writes at 06:50:46 08/16/07 - Comment #22423: Last time I went past second skin they still had stuff in the windows that looked like they never took it. I had never been in there. I knew they sold leather clothes and things like that but I didn't know they sold sex stuff to, wish I did then. The rummor I heard is that they where busted for having sex parties in the back by the cops. If that is true I'm not sure if that would be enough to keep them closed. There used to be a sex shop right on elmwood with big glass windows but they only sold sex aides and no videos. In terms of sex shops that weren't mentioned I guess there is some huge place out around Hamburg and there are a few other around the city but I don't know how to explain where they are exactly. Oh yeah there is one on the chip strip and I think it is in a great location. In terms of zoning I can't help you there.

fellyconnelly writes at 11:21:59 08/16/07 - Comment #22401: (e:imk2) - this sounds great! i'll take a walk down allen street today and check it all out... i'm assuming that if there was one there - that means there is a pretty good chance that zoning laws will allow one to be there!
thanks for the info!

lauren writes at 10:48:37 08/16/07 - Comment #22392: Drew- that is indeed her real name and it gets better: Wazina Bibi Zondon...and Afghani name if you are curious. And it is wah-zee-nah, which thankfully is a little more difficult to rhyme with :)

imk2 writes at 12:24:23 08/16/07 - Comment #22382: my ex's brother used to own an adult store right on allen street called second skin. he closed it down a couple of years ago. not sure why, possibly because he was moving on to bigger and better things, but i think that store front is still empty. you could possibly look into opening up something there. i've never been in there, but from what i hear, it was a pretty cool place. not scummy at all.

drew writes at 10:11:37 08/15/07 - Comment #22381: Is her name pronounced WAH ZEE NA or WAH ZI NAH?

and if it is the latter, is that her real name? Cause you'd think people would make too many rhymes, given her career choice.

fellyconnelly writes at 09:24:15 08/15/07 - Comment #22379: Wow thanks for the info all!

www.shevibe.com

in conjunction with these peeps, i am looking into the possibility of opening up an adult store that doesn't make you feel dirty or uncomfortable walking into. a classy joint, ya know?

but i need to know where i can find out the zoning regulations in buffalo. i can't seem to find anything online...

oh and my friends from back in new paltz have their own 'home party' business. wazina is also a peer educator for planned parenthood, but as a sexual health educator - she is very informative! in the aforementioned link you will find her featured in the 'whats up wazina' section...

ajay writes at 08:59:58 08/15/07 - Comment #22377: Pics, (e:jenks)! Pics!!

I remember the adult store at the corner of Elmwood and Amherst. I'm not aware of any others.

Have you checked across the border? Canada might have several.

Of course, nothing can beat our very own Good Vibrations :::link:::
:-)

jenks writes at 08:07:49 08/15/07 - Comment #22371: the tupperware-party style of sex toy sales seems to be all the rage these days, too. One of my friends is having a 'party' soon....

james writes at 07:30:24 08/15/07 - Comment #22365: The Great American Book Store is on Niagara. The staff are three men in their 60;s. There is practically no heat in the place so in winter they are all wearing fingerless gloves and scarves. It is really Dicansian.

The one across from Dickie's Doughnuts on Elmwood has been fun to go to. They don't actually have much there but the staff is always hilariously helpful. Seriously, they act like they work in home depot and you are aimlessly looking at floor tile just waiting for a friendly "May I help you choose a Dildo today, sir?"

But, insertables aside I get all my fun, fun stuff at www.ExtremeRestraints.com and www.FortTroft.com

zobar writes at 07:22:59 08/15/07 - Comment #22364: 1&2: As far as I can tell, the Porn District is on Elmwood Ave between Amherst & Hertel: not prime real estate. I have not seen any sex shops anywhere else - certainly nothing along the lines of a Babeland :::link::: . There is a relatively new local company called manache :::link::: ['muh-nash' not 'man-ache'] which I believe is all mail order and tupperware party.

3: Hie thee to Mondo Video [3268 Main St, 881-1953] before they close.

- Z

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Location: New Paltz, NY

Category: football

08/15/07 01:07 - 77ºF - ID#40558

Will I be a bills fan again?

Okay so ten years ago I moved from the Thousand Islands in waaaay upstate NY to New Paltz, NY in order to go to college.
this move marks the time in which i severed all relations to the Buffalo Bills.

I went from knowing everything to knowing nothing. I came from the era of Bruce Smith, Thurman Thomas, Jim Kelly, Lofton, Reich, Tasker, Hull, etc... man... those were the days that i thought the world was ending on a byweek. I was left elated, and deflated every sunday and the occasional monday...

then... nothing... i didn't even watch football. i might have even forgotten how the whole thing worked... even if i wanted to watch football, i would have been surrounded by giants and jets fans. my heart wasn't in it.
well now here i am... in buffalo. what a perfect opportunity to regain my interest in football, right? relearn all the players? watch every game and maybe even GO to one? oh what a concept!

only problem is that lauren hates sports. Hates the competativeness of it all. (obviously this doesn't apply to when she plays frogger or scrabble)

so now i have to convince her that it is all in good fun. or i should just give up. she has already said she is more likely to get into hockey than football - but i don't care enough about hockey... so... only time will tell i guess...

fellyconnelly writes at 01:39:19 08/17/07 - Comment #22484: i know there was a coed frat - mostly was theater students and whatnot - lauren's bro was a member... but it did use greek letters so i'm not sure...

jenks writes at 08:16:33 08/15/07 - Comment #22373: totally off topic- but you do know anything about a coed fraternity in New Paltz? Apparently it doesn't have a greek name... I just know a friend was (is?) in this fraternity, and has a shirt that just says "new paltz alumni" which I thought was weird.

fellyconnelly writes at 05:48:09 08/15/07 - Comment #22360: and james - the Dungeon Masters rule may or may not have made more sense to me than I will ever let on.

fellyconnelly writes at 05:32:00 08/15/07 - Comment #22355: oooo this is gettin good!

but really lauren will be way too busy with school and books and whatnot... so - all the time in the world i get!

drew writes at 05:26:59 08/15/07 - Comment #22354: Hey, wait, Leetee totally slammed you, Drew, and you didn't get it.
And I have Gilmore Girls on DVD so I get Gilmore Girls time whenever, wherever...

janelle writes at 05:24:03 08/15/07 - Comment #22353: Oh, hell yeah, you're on the couch by yourself tonight, byatch!

jason writes at 03:46:16 08/15/07 - Comment #22352: Hahaha. Brilliant, Drew!

drew writes at 02:52:12 08/15/07 - Comment #22349: She agreed to the deal when we got married. It's not my fault she didn't realize the NFL would outlast some crappy-whiny-girl show.

Dang. Now I sleep alone tonight.

leetee writes at 02:49:39 08/15/07 - Comment #22348: psstt... (e:Drew), that deal you have with (e:Janelle) kinda bites. The Gilmore Girls had the final show in the spring. How fair is it you get to watch all new NOT re-run sports and all she gets is re-runs of the world's best show?!

drew writes at 02:37:12 08/15/07 - Comment #22347: Ditch lauren and watch football. (E:Janelle) and I have a deal--she gets to watch Gilmore Girls and I get to watch football. Maybe Lauren would like to watch some old gilmore girls DVD's with her, and we can watch football. (Although I like watching the Steelers more, I plan to keep up with the Bills since I am a Buffalo guy now.

james writes at 02:03:49 08/15/07 - Comment #22346: There has been a few changes to the game since you left. For your benefit I will list and describe them below:

The 40-yard rule: If the ball is within 40-yards of the opponents goal, it is considered off-sides and control of the ball is given to the other team.

Never too late for sandwiches rule: In the event that the highest paying endorsement by any member of the home team is exceeded by the guest team that member of the guest team will provide endorsement for a local eating establishment, free of charge.

Dungeon Master's rule: if referees cannot come to an agreement a single member of each time will do combat with a Dungeons & Dragons character each wearing banded armor and caring a 1D6 long sword. No saving throws for acid damage.

jason writes at 01:45:15 08/15/07 - Comment #22342: Both sports have their merits. Both force the athlete to make some very, very quick decisions. Both have hard hits. With football you have to deal with TV breaks every damn 30 seconds. With hockey that is not the case.

If you do go back to the Bills, I give you credit!

lauren writes at 01:40:20 08/15/07 - Comment #22340: Uhhhhhhh. Football sucks.

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08/14/07 06:50 - 76ºF - ID#40541

why lauren doesn't drive

(e:lauren) said i never let her drive.
so today i made her drive
and she gets flipped off by somebody....

i don't even know what happened - i was daydreaming with my feet on the dash looking out into the bidwell park and we passed a car and there was a big ol bird waving at us.

well i guess lauren is too crazy a driver...

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Location: New Paltz, NY

Category: randomo

08/13/07 08:50 - 75ºF - ID#40524

all i want for christmas

I want a 42" tall rectangular pub table.

due to the excessive height of our stools
we need a tall table.
it needs to be long and narrow to fit into the area that we need it to fit into.

if anyone has one of these laying around... well you just let me know.
thanks

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Location: New Paltz, NY

Category: good times

08/13/07 03:51 - 80ºF - ID#40516

jobby job job

i guess i have a job. she said she would email me the offer letter anyway. thats fun.
i guess i was nervous during the first interview - she said i didn't really relax till the last ten minutes or so. okay, i guess i did better this time around...

anyway

we ordered from Just Pizza last night. Can I tell you that a Chicken Club Pizza is the most amazing pizza ever? i can't stop eating it. i had some for breakfast. and then i had another slice for lunch. it needs to be gone soon because i can't think of anything other than how damn good that pizza is.

and now we venture off to NOT ELMWOOD PET SUPPLY to purchase some cat food that doesn't list sweet potatos, cranberries and apples in their ingredients. We are horrible parents, but i think science diet is a just fine food for my horribly fat and lazy cats.

(E:James) and (E:Jim) - you must think us heathens to feed our kitties such crappy food (hehe)

later on peeps!

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08/12/07 04:05 - 80ºF - ID#40494

lame ass

I'm lame and don't know what I want to do for my birthday.
Or where to eat. Maybe I'll just pick up some mighty taco and watch a movie. That sounds like fun.
god i'm lame.

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Category: evento

08/10/07 01:48 - 78ºF - ID#40476

Gallery Trip

Everyone who is interested!

Albright Knox Gallery

7:30

probably an old hat for many of you (e:strip)pers. but its my first time. i hope they are gentle.

It is free on Fridays!

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Category: randomo

08/09/07 04:24 - 76ºF - ID#40455

docu - nerdo

i found a website that is absolutely chock full o documentaries. it makes me as happy as a kitten in a milk puddle. boy that was a silly simile.

i watched a documentary about flouride that was absolutely disturbing. i mean i heard that flouride was apparently not so good, but then i watched the documentary (biased as they tend to be) and found that the flouride that they put in our drinking water is, in effect, industrial waste from the phosphate industry. also learned that europe (smart little europeans) rejected flourine additives to their drinking supply in like 98% of their communities. And somewhere around 65% of american communities have flourine additives. And there are a whole bunch of other disturbing facts. Apparently my Pur water filter on my faucet doesn't filter it either.

Then I watched a documentary on Hitler's search for the Holy Grail. And the Ahnenerbe society that Himmler created to aid in this search. Very fascinating.

On another note... Cultural Friday!
We are going to the Albright Knox tomorrow with (E:chico) and Amy! (amy doesn't have an E name i think)
anyone else up for it?