Category: fightin' the power
10/04/06 01:35 - ID#37382
i am a genius
I admit it. It's true. It's tough to be humble when you're this God-damned brilliant.
Next time you get a parking ticket -
chill out. It's not a stupid waste of your time and money - it's a $32 permit to park anywhere you want within the city limits. Pay the ticket online. There will be a $2 surcharge, but think of it as an investment. When you pay online, you get to keep the ticket and the obnoxious orange envelope, which you can then stick under your own windshield the next time you park illegally, thus saving Buffalo's Finest the trouble.
You're welcome. And, as with any free legal advice, don't try this at home.
- Z
Next time you get a parking ticket -
chill out. It's not a stupid waste of your time and money - it's a $32 permit to park anywhere you want within the city limits. Pay the ticket online. There will be a $2 surcharge, but think of it as an investment. When you pay online, you get to keep the ticket and the obnoxious orange envelope, which you can then stick under your own windshield the next time you park illegally, thus saving Buffalo's Finest the trouble.
You're welcome. And, as with any free legal advice, don't try this at home.
- Z
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