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03/23/06 07:22 - 31ºF - ID#37286

notes

This is the last week to vote. Every vote counts! [But please please please be sure to fill out at least thirty categories.]

Furthermore, be wary of certain unsavory establishments who would rather make a couple bucks than to give a hand to dying people. I think I've only ever been there once, and their drinks sucked as bad as the band they had playing, and my feet stuck to the floor. Also I hear the owner can only have an orgasm if he's kicking a puppy - but you didn't hear it from me.

- Z
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Category: doc platinum

03/21/06 10:08 - 30ºF - ID#37285

because I find myself very amusing

If you are in on the Doc Platinum mythos, my userpic is self-explanatory. If you are not, do read on:

Doc Platinum was a very high-concept band for whom I was the drummer, on and off, from 1997 onwards [depending on whose accounts you're reading]. High-concept, in that we were international superstars before we could carry a tune. I know this happens with all garage bands, but keep in mind that all garage bands don't usually write their own fanfiction.

By consensus our #1 hit song was 'Chuckwagon,' and by that I mean, the only one anyone outside the band could listen to more than once. Chuckwagon was one of the very few songs that I wrote. I came up with this real ballsy guitar riff in Precalculus class one day but the only lyric I could make fit was the word 'chuckwagon,' and I think we all know where this is going so I'll just get on with the lyrics. We have a few recordings of it so posting an mp3 of it sometime in the future not entirely out of the question.

Chuckwagon
don't bogart these licks 'cause it's (c) 1997 Doc Platinum, beeyotch

['Jow' refers to the guitar. I am a drummer and am thus unconcerned with all your fancy 'chords.' Besides, getting the chords right is less important than the attitude with which you play the song - emote 'Richie Sambora joins the Scorpions.']

Verse 1
Jow jow jow jowww...
Jow ja jow - chuckwagon!
Jow ja jow - chuckwagon!
Jow ja jow - chuckwagon!
Jow ja jow - aaaaaahhh!

Bridge
Chuuuuuuckwaaaaaagoooooon - aaaaaahhh!
Chuuuuuuckwaaaaaagoooooon - aaaaaahhh!

Verse 2
[Continues in 4:4, but the backing vocals are in 3:4. Why not?]
Chuckwagon yeah! [Chuckwagonchuckwagonchuckwagonchuckwagon!]
Chuckwagon yeah! [Chuckwagonchuckwagonchuckwagonchuckwagon!]
Chuckwagon yeah! [Chuckwagonchuckwagonchuckwagonchuckwagon!]
Chuckwagon yeah! [Chuckwagonchuckwagonchuckwagonchuckwagon!]

[Then some damn fool* goes:] Everybody solo! [and everybody solos together, yet apart.]

[And then some damn fool** goes:] Second verse! Same as the first!

[Repeat ad nauseam. The song ends abruptly when some Philistine neighbors call the cops.]

- Z

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  • That would be me.
  • That would be me, again.
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Category: sleep

03/19/06 08:23 - 28ºF - ID#37284

interesting question/bizarre revelation

Bridget asks on her Livejournal : what do you think about as you're drifting to sleep?

When I go to bed I find myself inventing solutions to invented problems. But not normal problems, oh no. I once spent two weeks of naptime deciding my answer to the question:

If this mattress were a piece of bread in a toaster, and these sheets were slices of cheese, which kind of cheese would be most comfortable once it melted?

I finally decided on baby Swiss, but I'm starting to think that maybe Gruyère was a better choice.

- Z
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Category: server

03/18/06 08:07 - 22ºF - ID#37283

soldiers keep on warrin'

I admit to being on a huge Stevie Wonder kick right now. For the last two days I have cranked the factory stereo on my Toyota subcompact and dialed my iPod into 'Signed, Sealed, Delivered' on the way to work and 'Superstition' on the way home. These are the only two Stevie Wonder songs that I own, and they are both excellent for their respective commutes.

Yesterday I was on the phone with Apple tech support. Apparently there are two different levels of service according to how much you paid for your maintenance contract. Initially I had called Proletarian Tech Support where they read to you from the back pages of the user's manual and there is no on-hold music; when they determined I was apparently made of money I was transferred to Bourgeois Tech Support where they really know their shit and the on-hold music is .. oh yeah .. 'Higher Ground.'

Which, oddly enough, put me in a much better humor when the technician told me I would have to back up my terabyte of data and reformat our video server. Because let me tell you, if he laid that on me after making me listen to James Taylor I woulda reached right through the telephone and strangled him.

- Z
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Category: tech support

03/15/06 08:09 - 34ºF - ID#37282

cashing a bad check with Savage Henry

We recently bought a couple new 4x2.5GHz G5 computers for our video department, with beefed-up nVIDIA GeForce 7800 GT graphics cards. The graphics card has 2 DVI ports; one of our video guys has 2 VGA monitors, necessitating two DVI-to-VGA adapters, conveniently supplied by Apple. Except the DVI ports are very close together on this particular card, and Apple's adapters have all this extra plastic shit around them so that they look kewtiez, so that they cannot fit together closely enough to plug into this expensive graphics card.

So the video guy - let's call him John, because that's his name - calls up Apple tech support, and explains his quandary. The tech support specialist, initially incredulous, finds a 7800GT and a couple adapters in 'the lab' and gets back on the phone.

'I see your problem,' he says. 'I think I may have a solution. Can you hold for just one more minute?'

'No problem,' says John. Then he hears the tech support specialist put the phone down, and off to the side he hears, 'Crack! Crack! CRACK!!'

Tech support gets back on the line. 'Yes, I have a solution. Um .. do you have a hammer?'

- Z

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ps. Be careful where you buy your next videophone.
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Category: server

03/14/06 01:32 - 33ºF - ID#37281

another service update

The aforementioned two-bit NOC called us this morning to let us know that one of our two data lines is down. Which was very nice of them. What with the automatic failover and everything, I never would have noticed otherwise. So I said, yeah, fix it up, do what you gotta do.

So they took down our other T1.

I love these people in the way that I love Rudy Ruettiger.

- Z
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Category: server

03/13/06 08:04 - 62ºF - ID#37280

I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I

I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus I hate Cyrus

If you had trouble connecting to (e:strip) midmorning today it was not my fault. I blame a certain two-bit NOC who shall remain nameless. Fortunately they seemed to have taken care of it before I got all up in they grill. Unfortunately when I rebooted our server it fucked Cyrus with a weedwhacker and I spent until 7pm picking up the pieces. If you are an IT manager and your boss says: we need IMAP, you may think: Cyrus! but it is my opinion that you should choose something else. Anyone have any experience with Courier?

- Z
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Category: scooting

03/11/06 10:19 - 53ºF - ID#37279

It's f#cking gorgeous outside.

Why are you on the computer?

I've been in denial about coming down with a cold for two days now. Sore throat, phlegm, but thankfully no cough. I had planned to spend the weekend in bed in a code-fugue. I've got some pretty fly ideas that deserve to be done, but ...

Well, then the sun came out and so did the Vespa.

I hope everyone else was able to enjoy this gorgeous day in whatever way they saw fit.

- Z

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Category: hotel

03/08/06 12:08 - 42ºF - ID#37278

fair & balanced

point / counterpoint

May it never be said that we aren't fair and balanced. (-:

- Z
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Category: programming

03/08/06 03:44 - 21ºF - ID#37277

fugue in C++

OK, I admit to being a total Achewood junkie, and the Great Outdoor Fight storyline has got me hooked.

I believe that 'fugue' deserves to become the next overused and misunderstood pop-culture mental health issue [see also: paranoi(a|d) (WIKIPEDIA - paranoia) , anal(-retentive)? (WIKIPEDIA - anal-retentive) ] - once (e:dragonlady7) explained (WIKIPEDIA - fugue state) it to me, that is. With that preface:

Today I am ecstatic because we will have hired someone to take over all my nonprogramming duties by the end of the week - and all the candidates were excellent. Back at my old job my boss was always complaining about how he had to spend all his time 'putting out fires,' as he liked to call it, and could never concentrate on programming. I thought he was a tool. But now that I've tried programming and 'fixing peoples' shit,' as I like to call it - well, I still think he's a tool, but at least now I understand. Back then, though, I was just a programmer [Objective-C, thank you very much], and I would get in around ten to nine, grab a cup of coffee, read the news, and fugue until about ten to five. When I snapped out of it there'd be papers all over the office, half a tuna salad sandwich stuck to the ceiling, and another KLOC (WIKIPEDIA - KLOC) in CVS (WIKIPEDIA - Concurrent Versions System) . Man I miss those days.

- Z
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