"I'm a 5 year old" written by Janelle on estrip.org

01/20/09 01:18 - 15ºF - ID#47462

I'm a 5 year old

I was in the cafeteria at work watching the Inauguration on the television they had set up for staff and clients to watch.

I felt a hand grasp my hair and give it a good tug to get my attention. Naturally, I assumed it was a developmentally disabled consumer, so I put my stern face on. The face that says, don't F-ing pull my hair, because it's not polite.

Imagine my surprise when I saw that it was my supervisor who pulled on my hair. It's just too funny. My supervisor is tugging on my hair like I'm a 5 year old.

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Location: Buffalo , NY

01/17/09 03:05 - 10ºF - ID#47429

Mama, don't let your babies grow up...

to be Pastors

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Location: Buffalo , NY

01/17/09 10:25 - 4ºF - ID#47428

Sims 2 World

My husband who knows the way to my heart bought me The Sims
2 Seasons. In this version it snows! And you can grow plants in a greenhouse!

I'm still figuring out how to post the pictures on here so I can share my SIMS stories.

My current SIM story is probably too sad to share. Priya and Rami Ramaswami were working their way up the career ladder. They felt settled in enough for a child, but work kept them busy so they couldn't provide the necessary care for their child Emmy. They forgot to arrange a nanny to take care of the child while they were at work. So social services were called and Emmy was removed.

It was really devastating to their relationship and Priya started flirting with other men. Rami got angry and they were never able to reconcile despite Priya's best efforts. So Priya asked Rami to leave.

She lost half their friends in the divorce, but kept the house, so she set about finding new friends. An unfortunate misstep was made when she flirted with Mr. Roth in front of the entire Roth family. Mrs. Roth attacked her. And now the daughter randomly strolls by the house and steals newspapers and knocks over the trash can.

Priya's personal troubles have bled into work where she's been demoted from fact checker to blog writer. No one in the SIMS neighborhood will return her calls. She's socially isolated and spends her days gardening in her green house. It's all very tragic.

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Location: Buffalo , NY

01/12/09 09:34 - 22ºF - ID#47386

Weekend Update

Friday night we saw the Dark Knight. A number of people raved about Heath Ledger's performance of the Joker. I remained uncertain because I disliked Batman Begins and Christian Bale as Batman. But Heather Ledger as Joker was incredible. The slithering, sucking noise he made when he droned on in crazy talk was reminiscent of Hannibal Lecter's cannibal noises. I expected Joker to bite someone's nose off and the tension kept me on the edge of my seat. His sloppy make up and hair dye matched the character really well whereas Nicholson's Joker was a little too well put together.

Saturday night we went to some art/music event in Allentown that Drew wanted to attend. Upon entering the location, I quickly assessed that the event was primarily a college party with high school students pleased with themselves for being at a college party. We quickly retreated to Allentown Hardware.

Over the weekend I cooked a feast of food. On Saturday I made a Vietnamese chicken lemongrass curry. Sunday was a cooking marathon. Vietnamese garlicky roasted chicken filled the air with good scents. Tea Eggs - hard boiled eggs with their shells cracked and then cooked further in tea and soy sauce. The finished product is a brown stained shell with a marbled white and brown inside that has a light tea taste and salty flavor. Savory and delicious when consumed while warm. Then I made a fava bean and pasta soup. The fava beans soaked up the rich flavor of chicken stock, olive oil, and oregano. It was light and delicate the first day. The second day the beans were slightly mashed and it was a thick hearty texture. Wish I had a camera for the pics because it was probably one of the prettier soups I ever made.

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Location: Buffalo , NY

01/07/09 08:23 - 90ºF - ID#47325

Buffalo Basketball

Anyone interested in seeing the Buffalo Stampedes - The Premier Basketball League - at the Koessler Center on Saturday, January 24th at 7pm ???

$7 for general admission going up to $24 for courtside tickets.

I definitely would like to go and it would be fun to go with a crowd of people.

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01/07/09 09:38 - 34ºF - ID#47316

Dentist

Drew and I have been avoiding the inevitable for too long. We need a dentist.

Any recommendations?

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Location: Buffalo , NY

01/06/09 09:32 - 17ºF - ID#47304

Job Openings

The FBI is hiring for 2100 support positions in a wide variety of areas ... financial/accounting/human resources/administrative/the whole range of physical and social sciences/counselors/computer science, etc... In addition they're hiring for 850 FBI officers.

I'm not clear on how many of the positions are available in field offices, but surely the local field office is fairly large. Anyway, here's the link if you're interested. Must apply by January 16th.

I think I'm going to go for it!

Go to: www.fbijobs.gov

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Location: Buffalo , NY

12/31/08 01:55 - 16ºF - ID#47229

Grocery Shopping

My dad had a surprise visit to the hospital over the holidays resulting in abdominal surgery due to an infected something or other that needed to be removed.

I'm home to help out as the all purpose go-and-fetch girl. Today I grocery shopped for my dad. He should be set to go for the next 2-3 weeks. A good thing considering he can only move around the house for three hours before crashing on the couch.

I went to the old familiar Jewels-Osco and wandered around muttering under my breath about the strange set up of the store and cursing at the ridiculously high prices for basic food items. The fun part of the trip was introducing new items to my father's meal plan. Organic fair trade coffee, frozen white pizza, and vodka pasta sauce were snuck into a cart full of traditional stand by foods.

For years my father simply ate whatever my mom put in front of him. Mostly bland food since my mother has no taste for spices and seasonings. Now's my chance to slowly reform my dad's dietary habits. Not for any real reason but for the fun of it. It's the ultimate challenge. Can I take a meat and potato man and turn him into an Indian Vegetarian Food man?

Clearly the fact that white pizza and vodka sauce for pasta is a new thing for him means I have a long road to go!

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Location: Buffalo , NY

12/23/08 03:24 - 22ºF - ID#47154

Pastors Wife Post

I don't spend a lot of time prattling on about being a "pastor's wife". In part, because I hate the term and all it implies. Also because it doesn't mean that much to me. I'm married to a great guy. He happens to be a pastor.

But this time of year we're out and about at the parties socializing with new people, many of whom want to know what I do as a pastor's wife.

Nothing, is my usual response. It's not entirely true, but it makes me laugh to see people drop their jaw. I watch them imagine the mind boggling possibility of a pastor's wife who doesn't do it all at the church.

A response that my "pastor's wife" friend has used before is, "My job is to keep my husband satisfied in a way no other church member can". I'm a little to shy to work that line, but maybe I'll give it a try sometime.

So for everyone who wonders what a pastor's wife does in her spare time, I'm not sure about the other pastor's wives, but I like to spend snowy days off work making miniature igloos and snow angels.

Note the moat with the drawbridge around the igloo. There's just enough room inside for a small rabbit or squirrel to shelter through a Buffalo storm.

theecarey writes at 03:55:45 12/31/08 - Comment #43914: awh! I used to make little igloo animal shelters all over my yard growing up; can't believe that was forgotten about until your post.

I do love your friends response- it would be great to pull it off with a straight face, haha

tinypliny writes at 02:04:55 12/31/08 - Comment #43910: Cool!! I have always wanted to make snow angels and igloos! ;^)

lauren writes at 08:37:33 12/29/08 - Comment #43847: Hey Janelle...sorry this is a little late in response to your comment on felly's journal...but, we are leaving tomorrow night (hopefully) by 7/730 so if you have time you can stop by to get your key...also, if you feel so inclined, we will be gone from tomorrow night through Sat evening so if you wouldn't mind checking in on our kitties once to make sure they are still alive and haven't burned down the house, that would be awesome (although completely cool if you can't as well). either way, let us know.

ladycroft writes at 03:58:10 12/24/08 - Comment #43707: haha! i dated a PK who's mom was exactly the stereotype PW you're talking about. guess it must be hard to break the mold!

james writes at 04:33:12 12/23/08 - Comment #43682: Well, having your own pet computer programmer is a big responsibility. You have to feed it, take it for three walks a day, and give it plenty of love. Pet pastors are similar with the exception of making sure their robe is clean on Sundays.

janelle writes at 04:07:33 12/23/08 - Comment #43681: Really? I always assumed Jim was a rather spiffy computer programmer due to your constant maintenance and upkeep.

What a mind boggling revelation!

jim writes at 04:05:47 12/23/08 - Comment #43680: Can we watch that Star Trek trailer again tonight? I haven't seen it this week yet...

james writes at 04:01:00 12/23/08 - Comment #43678: I get the same thing. People are amazed that as a computer-programmer's husband I don't have to remind him to bathe, refill his mountain dew, or force a smile while watching a trailer for the latest Star Trek movie.... well, I do the last one.

carolinian writes at 03:49:39 12/23/08 - Comment #43677: Growing up as a non-christian in the bible belt, my envisioned stereotype of a pastor's wife's duties involved the wearing of large, gaudy, sombrero-like church hats.

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Location: Buffalo , NY

12/17/08 11:23 - 31ºF - ID#47088

Work conversations

My supervisor popped in my cubicle to ask about the whereabouts of my neighbor in the cubicle next to me.

He then looked at me awkwardly for a few seconds. He's so transparent. Inside his head, I saw him thinking: I have ignored Janelle for two solid days. I have barely acknowledged her existence. I haven't even said hello. Quick, think of something to say so she doesn't think I'm completely socially incompetent and indifferent to her.

"So ... Janelle ... How are you?"

"Great, Mr. Supervisor"

The exchange went on a little longer than that and I managed to make a joke. But then off he went. And I just cracked up at my desk. Probably sounded crazy to the ladies on the other side of the cubicle. Oh, well.