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12/24/08 12:54 - 42ºF - ID#47171

Xmas Eve at Work

What I'm doing at work today -

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Is it better to be a star on a losing team or a backup on a winning team? I like to think that I'm a star whether or not I win or lose - after all, that is what the public school system taught me!

Merry Christmas everybody -

Your friend Josh
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12/19/08 10:21 - 24ºF - ID#47108

Vision

How sad and lonely our city looks today. Looking out of my front window down Cleveland the trees seem like soldiers standing in formation in the middle of a snow field. The snow is blowing sideways, acting like a veil. The sky is the same faint color of the road, a familiar sight to anybody who has lived in the north.

At Spot there are two men sitting outside on the patio, drinking coffee with coats bundled to the chin. What crazy and hardy people live here... go inside, you fools! How long does coffee stay warm, let alone hot, when it is in a paper cup and the temperature is 20F?

The usual suspects (SUVs, "suburban utility vehicles") are parking illegally in order to avoid the severe aches and pains of walking an extra 20 feet in the middle of a snow storm - not that they have ever needed an excuse.

I can only hear the sound of a shovel scraping against the cement sidewalk in front of Wasabi, the hum of a CPU fan, the slight ringing in my ears, cars slushing by here and there with engines growling spinning their wheels across the white road, Jean talking to someone only she can see, the occasional honking horn. The city is quiet and inactive today.
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12/18/08 03:02 - 28ºF - ID#47103

Caroline "Slummin' It Tour" 2008




Lol. The article doesn't do the recordings I've heard justice - the reporters were very, very agitated. A local TV reporter even called into Rush Limbaugh today to talk about it... which I heard while driving to the post office during my lunch break.

"It's a process so I just hope everybody understands this is not a campaign, but I have lived a life committed to public service, wrote a book on the constitution, the importance of independent participation, raised my family committed to education in New York City," Kennedy said.

Well, that's it! Sign her up! She wrote a book and raised kids, you know! You know when I'm mad when I capitalize every other word for emphasis -

No, Princess Caroline, it IS a campaign, which is something YOU need to understand. You have to inspire confidence in the millions of New Yorkers who think your life of privilege, and our state politicians' collective unending greed for campaign fundraising, may just get you a seat you have NO BUSINESS sitting in. I promise you and everyone else reading this that if Governor Paterson selects you, I'll fight tooth and nail to see you put out on your ass in a year. I'll even take the somewhat extreme step of registering as a Democrat and voting against you in the primary. I'll put up campaign signs for your opponents, Republican or Democrat. I'll convince everyone I know that having you in the US Senate is an insult to upstate, to the working class people of New York, to the people who have been IGNORED by people like yourself, with the obvious difference being that these people who earned their stripes who are also candidates weren't appointed but elected.

My grandmother, who voted for your father, will not vote for you. I'll beg my father to not vote for you. By the way, what kind of job are you going to do in a year when you have so little time to actually get elected? Do you simply want to get your foot in the back door, flip New York the bird and get an unearned incumbency? Why is it that you feel the need to shove yourself down New York's throat? Why are you under the mistaken impression, as many American coastal elites do, that New York needs you? The truth is we don't need you - you need the Senate seat to fulfill some kind of instinctual need for power flowing through the same DNA that Ed Koch thinks make you qualified. "Think of the DNA!" - Ed Koch, you Benedict Arnold and supposed man of the people. We need someone who is actually in touch with our problems and has earned their stripes, not some effete caviar eater like yourself, Caroline. Go to hell - you got what you deserved when you came here, and your attempt at a first impression validated numerous fears and presumptions millions of New Yorkers have of you.

Let me ask - now that she's been here, does anybody know the purpose of the visit, which I dubbed the "Slummin' It Tour?" At City Hall last night, you'd think an actual US Senator was visiting - they closed off the circle and adjacent sidestreets, then ultimately allowed nobody to park. It appears to me that she came here simply to be visible, wave her regal hand like the Queen of England, accept accolades, be presumptive, then get back in the waiting car and drive back to her private jet so she can go home and take a shower.

At least Hillary kissed us before she fucked us. If David Paterson selects Princess Caroline I'll never forgive him either, and he's a Demo that had a vote from me etched in stone.

UPDATE - Which may or may not enrage you. Upstate? Caroline gives us the finger. Harlem? Let's have a press op in front of a tourist trap soul food spot! (A word of advice - borrow Hill's True Blue Yankees Fan ball cap)
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12/16/08 02:26 - 23ºF - ID#47083

My New Book

First - please take a look at my previous entry today re: Caroline Kennedy and if you are inclined leave a comment. I hate posting multiple entries during the day because of how that obscures your previous work, but I was eager to share my taking the piss and general thumbs-up-osity below -

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Even if you don't agree with the guy you should understand where he's coming from.

EDIT: proof for jho that I do occasionally leave the vest at home - with my friend Nick and his sister Nina -

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12/16/08 11:54 - 21ºF - ID#47080

Caroline, No

Fabulous song, ludicrous choice for New York State Senator. I'll be embarrassed profusely if she gets picked. This is being driven almost totally by her celebrity and nostalgia for Camelot - certainly not her scant qualifications. This is also proof that despite our mockery of the British, some in American society would love nothing more than to have our own royal family.

I listened to 2/3 of New Yorkers who called into Bill Press this morning embarrass our state by suggesting that she "deserves it" and trumpeting qualifications such as having her father, uncle and brother die tragically. What a bunch of dunces we must look like to the rest of the country - this voter mentality goes a long way towards explaining the situation our state is in.

Anyway, enjoy the song -



Where did your long hair go
Where is the girl I used to know
How could you lose that happy glow
Oh, Caroline no

Who took that look away
I remember how you used to say
Youd never change, but thats not true
Oh, Caroline you

Break my heart
I want to go and cry
Its so sad to watch a sweet thing die
Oh, Caroline why

Could I ever find in you again
Things that made me love you so much then
Could we ever bring em back once they have gone
Oh, Caroline no
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12/05/08 01:27 - 28ºF - ID#46972

Lexington Co-op Deals This Month

Best Deals, IMHO -

Chocolate Bars - Green & Black's Organic Chocolate Bars (2/$5), Chocolove, Endangered Species ($1.99)
Clif Bars - $.99 (about what they charge at Weg)
Imagine Organic Broth - 2/$5 (Weg Culinary stock is probably better, but is slightly more expensive)
R.W. Knudsen Spritzers - $3.99 per six pack
Muir Glen Organic Tomatoes - 3/$4 (I'm sure Weg tomatoes are cheaper, but if you want organic this isn't bad... I like Muir Glen products anyway)
Peace Cereal - $3.49
Nature's Path Organic Waffles - 2/$5
Annie's Homegrown (tee hee) Bunny Crackers - 2/$5
Drew's All Natural Organic Salsa - 2/$5
Drew's All Natural Dressings & Marinades - 2/$5 (this stuff is always obscenely expensive... seems more reasonable to give it a shot this month)
Honest Teas - $.99
Panda Licorice Chews - $1.99
Nancy's Organic Sour Cream - $1.39
Dr. Bronner's Organic Bar Soap - $2.99 (yes, for one bar... but this stuff is usually around $5 per bar and if you like to use castile soap it isn't a bad buy)

Weirdest items on sale this month -

Eco-Dent Toothpowder - $4.49. You've GOT to be a true believer to pay almost $5 for 2 oz. of a hippie dental care product called "toothpowder." To me "toothpowder" is what I make when I chew those huge and ghastly flavored Vitamin C tablets.

Ancient Secrets Nasal Cleansing Pot - $11.99. An item to be seen to be believed. I reckon you could make eucalyptus tea and just hang your nose over the spout rather than buy this strange looking item.

Honorable Mentions - snackish items I'd be willing to try even if the deals aren't too great -

Ling Ling Asian Appetizers - $3.79. I don't think this is the brand I got last time, but the last potstickers I got at the Co-op were pretty good.

Health Is Wealth Munchees - $2.49. The ad shows Spinach Munchees, which look like little spinach and cheese stuffed samosas. May be worth a try.
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12/04/08 08:46 - 28ºF - ID#46962

Apple Cider

I'm drinking some cider that I took from the freezer at my grandma's house. My father got it from his friend, who made it from apples on his own property. The only thing that might improve this beverage is to be warmed up and spiked with rum, but I've gotta say... it's pretty good as is.

EDIT: Whoa, I'm sorry. After reading this it reminded me of this year's entry from the Internet's 11 worst blogs for "lamest intentionally lame blog" - - The Dullest Blog in the World - I will check myself next time.

Hi. I'm drinking cider. It's great. I need a haircut. Why can't I tell the difference between really dark green and really dark blue? I wonder how Grandma's doing. I can't believe my boss' dog ate the pointy end of the pencil this morning. My cellphone is a technological atrocity. Laundry is my least favorite chore. Nothin' like a tummy full of pancakes, syrup and black coffee, boy. You know old John Muir used to go up to those mountains where we're going with nothing but his old Army coat and a paper bag full of dried bread and he slept in his coat and just soaked the old bread in water when he wanted to eat, and he roamed around like that for months before tramping back to the city.

Ok, so that wasn't quite as dull as the Dullest Blog in the World, but I'd chew off my own fingers before typing out something like "I took the pencil out of the box. Then I set the pencil on my desk. Then I put the pencil back into the box."
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12/01/08 12:34 - 41ºF - ID#46905

Home for Four Days

It was nice to get out of Buffalo for a while. Having been gone from Jamestown for so long, going home provides an opportunity that I can only describe as one that allows you to rediscover where you came from.

Despite the gloomy economy, retail outfits seem to have sprouted up over the past few years. What is particularly pleasing for me, however, is to find new and exciting products made by new companies established right in Chautauqua County. Coffee microroasters, candy companies, local farms pursuing what they call "horizontal integration" at business school. I think it's great to walk into Wegman's and see locally made products that are given prominent shelf space.

This isn't to say that there is an economic renaissance happening in Chautauqua County, although we ran into people who had actually came back home to work after having been elsewhere for a while. I still fear for the blue collar manufacturing base, although it should be said that Jamestown is actually a more business friendly place than Buffalo in terms of policy and taxation. What is happening back home is more of a homespun renaissance and I hope it continues. Businesses are once again establishing themselves in vacant downtown space (including great new restaurants and a coffee house), and there was even a new office building under construction. Having grown up there and now understanding as an adult how poor the economy was in Jamestown when I was a kid, it gives me a great deal of pride to see real progress there. I think it is fair to say that (e:jay) and I enjoyed our time back home and we likely would have stayed another night if it weren't for previous football plans.

Go Bills. *sob* that's all in football news.

After arriving in J-town, we stayed one night then traveled to Owego, NY for dinner at my uncle's house. Everything was fine, until my uncle got a call from his hunter friend saying he had a deer for my father. (Back story - traditionally, every year my father gets deer meat processed into jerky and a trillion different cuts, although we've never actually transported one before). We got dressed, took ropes, cables and a tarp, and proceeded to load this dead deer onto the top of my dad's Jeep Liberty. It was hanging off of this guy's tree, from the back hoofs, with some rope strung through his legs to keep it from, you know, falling. So we backed up the Jeep to the tree, slid the deer onto the truck, tied the thing down, and drove it 3.5 hours from Owego to Jamestown. The thing eventually slid back a few inches and its head was hanging from the roof, right in front of the rear window. Niiiiice. Then, the story got worse.

We were between Salamanca and Allegheny when my father receives a call from his friend - they are going to see Brian Eno and David Byrne at UB CFA and he wants my dad prepared by 4pm! Looking at the clock, it was 3:00pm. It becomes distinctly apparent that we're going to have to store the deer in grandma's garage in order to keep dad's concert plans intact. So, we ended up manipulating the dead animal off of the truck and hung it from a crossbeam in my grandma's garage for a day. I'm not a hunter, I've never shot a gun, and I'm generally bad with dead animals. This was one of the weirder and more uncomfortable things I've done in my life, I have to say. I can't wait for the venison jerky though!

After the deer scenario, (e:jason) and I naturally agreed that a strong beer or two was in order. So, we went and visited Southern Tier's pub and had some fresh craft beer. While we were there I bought a snifter, a pint glass and a 22 oz. bottle of their seasonal halles lager, which they call "Krampus." Krampus is the evil alter ego of Santa, fyi, who allegedly punishes naughty children. Fantastic beer, highly recommended. I drank "Gemini" while I was there, which they do bottle commercially once in a while. I had them mix it for me from the tap - half Unearthly IPA, half Hoppe. I don't think I've ever tasted a hoppier concoction in my life. Incidentally, their pub offers free wifi and tours of the brewery are available for $8, which includes a glass and free tastes of the stuff currently on offer. (e:jason) brought home a bottle of their limited run Cuvee #1, which is a heavily alcoholic, oak-aged ale, and a case of their Chautauqua Brew, which is a Southern Tier beer sold only in Chautauqua County. It's a damn fine session beer, easily drinkable and not a complicated as their usual craft brews. It is what Labatt and Bud should be - easy finish, with a faintly hoppy/citrusy/flowery note. $21.99 for a case isn't cheap but it is definitely a higher quality beer than most commercial stuff out there.
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11/26/08 01:18 - 34ºF - ID#46850

Gluttonfest

This is the time of year where it is an American tradition to overeat and see family and old friends. (e:jason) and I will be visiting our uncle and his family for the second year in a row, then returning to Jamestown for some dessert at the home of our friend Jerry's parents. Jerry's mom has always been the Martha Stewart type and is a dynamite cook, so this is something we look forward to.

I have to admit about being worried with the food. It isn't as if my aunt doesn't serve traditional fare, but her family has always ate things we didn't grow up eating, such as *gulp* creamed onions. This year I worry a little more since all of the kids will be there, from Washington state and California, and so I expect that all their "favorites" will be on the table. I'm pretty sure the only things I'll eat are the turkey, the potatoes and the cranberry sauce.

Then again, I'm a firm believer in the spirit of Thanksgiving. For me this is the beginning of the big wind down, where we finally take stock and relax until the new year. Some won't eat at all tomorrow, and some will eat at places such as Loaves and Fishes. It is good enough for me to take a ride with dad, (e:jay) and grandma and see my uncle and his family.

I plan on bringing a book and some work to do during the ride. I expect that the ride will be a bit long because of the weather, so I'll have some latent time to get something done. I haven't been to Jamestown in a while, so while we are there I hope to stop by Southern Tier for some beer and glassware.
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11/20/08 04:38 - 32ºF - ID#46777

This picture is a fraud

These are prunes.

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If they were as good as this girl makes them seem, every kid in America would devour them. Truth be told, to me they seem like they have a consistency similar to the abdomen of a tarantula.
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