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Dida - why Americans hate football

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Or soccer... but I'm with the world on this one and call both sports football. Its this crap that makes Americans hate the sport.

Last week Dida, the Brazilian national goalkeeper and keeper for AC Milan, played against Celtic in a Champions League (prestigious European club tournament) group stage game. A fan ran onto the pitch, gave him a "mocking touch" (or a "little tickle" if you like) and ran away. Dida began to run towards him then dropped to the pitch dramatically, and was then carried off on a stretcher. Of course the guy could have easily had a box cutter in his hands when it did it, which is why the club were fined $50,000 for the incident. Dida ended up getting a two match ban for his play acting.

Check out this video - you'll see the incident, and the bonus is that it only makes my desire to be able to pull off a Scottish accent even stronger! It also made me think that it might be a good idea to dress as a bagpipe player or a Scottish football hooligan for halloween.



The best part of the whole fiasco is the British papers and their predilection for allowing readers to submit some Photoshop love to commemorate the occasion.

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He's milking it! Ort ort ort. *seal claps*
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💬 3 comments

  1. jason ·

    You guys are going to hate me for this:

    :::link:::

    "How are you doing this morning?"

    translates to:

    "Fit loch daein' thes morn?"
  2. jason ·

    " Dida went doon loch a sack ay tatties! whit a disgrace!"
  3. ladycroft ·

    i was eating out and this game was on! i didn't have the best view, but i remember thinking, wtf just happened there?

    speaking of the scottish accent (but not your doppleganger here in doha), i just met with our risk management guy to draft an indemnification form, and he's scottish. try talking legal jargon with his accent and my deafness - woooh!

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