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Whats it like to party with Josh?

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A handful of you have seen this picture but I'm still laughing at myself, so I thought I'd post it -

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This is me about a week and a half ago. I went with my brother to a neighborhood home for a little birthday celebration. Notice the googly eyes? Fear not, I can focus on cleavage through the foggiest of booze-induced haze. I'm a guy, I'm a perv like anyone else... leave the drunk guy alone! I have no idea what I was pointing at, and I don't recall the picture being taken. The problem with all of this is that the party was thrown for, and attended mainly by, employee/employees of one of our local news stations. One of my best friends is the graphics guy there, so in case you ever see a weird picture on TV of a googly-eyed guy pointing at a superimposed news logo, clearly meant to signal some sort of technical difficulty.... at least y'all have some context now. Hurray!

Keep this picture vividly in your head, with my velvety baritone cooing "WHERE'S THE FUCKING WINE?" Now you know what to expect when I talk @jason into attending the Halloween party. I'd like to meet the people that I haven't met.




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💬 4 comments

  1. janelle ·

    huh, interesting...look forward to seeing you at the Halloween party.

    lol

  2. jenks ·

    haha... larsons at a party?! I'm not holding my breath!

    (yeah, that's a dare!)

    (and i'm guessing you're pointing at all those bottles to show how much you drank single-handedly.) (though I'm sure that's not it- those bottles are far too domestic. ;) )

    (final parenthetical comment- I'm not sure I would even know that's you. Your hair is long... and you've lost weight, I'd reckon...)

  3. joshua ·

    @janelle - Its all about entertainment! I'll do just about anything for a laugh, but at this party I am pretty sure I was on autopilot. I mean really... who points at thin air?

    @jenks - Yeah, I know - I've been terrible but I'm determined to be at the party this time. Most of the beer that was there was domestic swill but the birthday boy's tenant brought down a 12-pack of some sort of Ithaca Brewing Co. variety - she said I could drink some so I did! Other than that, I think I drank about a bottle between the cabernet and pinot noir that was there. I do drink Labatt at home behind closed doors, so nobody knows and my reputation as a beer snob isn't sullied! We can't have that, you know.

  4. ladycroft ·

    see!!! i told you :)

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