01/17/07 05:12 - 24ºF - ID#37747
you suck after all
seeing as how the site has been filled with feel good mantras popping up at the most (for me) inopportune moments, i felt it is necessary to provide a nice counter balance that will reflect my life philosophy which consists of "you suck, life sucks, fuck off"
instead of filling one with hope and inspiration, i feel we need words that will bring us down to grim reality and provide a much needed sobering for our disillusioned psyches.
so, i vow to write, each and every single day, in the spirit of (e:inspiraysean), a DEINSPIRATION for the soul.
here goes,
If doing your best is not enough, YVONNE, you probably are not good enough after all.
-The REALITY
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Words: 120
Location: Buffalo, NY
01/17/07 07:34 - 13ºF - ID#37735
relativity revealed?
dreamt about a three dimensional model of the probability of an event happening, if that makes any sense what so ever. it made sense in my head at the time.
in the dream i had this vision that every event in someone's life is suspended in a vacuum on an axis. the event then (in a three dimensional model) spirals from the bottom to the top of the axis where the whole length of the event is divided by half of the whole, infinitely and the lenght of the axis is the lenght of the event. and the further out one goes on the spiral the less probability there is that the event happened or that it was done by or happened to you. and so your entire life consist of these spirals perched on these axis'(or axi?) connected by their infinite (but visibly concrete) probability of happening or not. and existence was a big convoluted blob of 3-D spiral mounds of nothingness.
i'm not kidding, this really made a whole lot of sense last night and it was a lot easier to understand when i didn't have to use words to describe it.
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Words: 202
Location: Buffalo, NY
01/15/07 12:34 - 32ºF - ID#37698
movies
Children of Men
The Pursuit of Happyness
Dreamgirls (because Beyonce's body is dreamy)
Night at the Museum
Stomp the Yard (i was in the drill team in high school)
The Painted Veil (Edward Norton is my dream man)
Volver
Perfume
Babel
Blood Diamond (because Leonardo is dream man #2)
Bobby
Borat
The Queen (because although i'm not british, i do loooove the queen, i wish we had one)
Chrlotte's Web (who doesn't love this story)
the two Clint Eastwood movies (because theyre going to be nominated for a bunch of stuff, even though i don't like war movies)
Miss Potter (because it looks so damn cute)
Pan's Labyrinth (because it looks so damn cool)
Notes on a Scandal (because an adult and a 13 year old love story can't ever go wrong)
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Words: 184
Location: Buffalo, NY
01/09/07 07:27 - 30ºF - ID#37616
i want to make the bestest database ever
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Words: 21
Location: Buffalo, NY
01/07/07 10:47 - 36ºF - ID#37569
in response to paul's dog pill post.
kind of what happens to us as we get older, huh? we can't go on sucking frogs forever.
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Words: 219
Location: Buffalo, NY
01/07/07 05:29 - 42ºF - ID#37515
think again piggies
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Words: 16
Location: Buffalo, NY
01/01/07 01:06 - 48ºF - ID#37484
yeah!
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Words: 19
Location: Buffalo, NY
12/27/06 10:25 - 33ºF - ID#23127
my pet fungus
when I went for my yearly gyno visit, my gyn exclaimed ''oh, a fungus!'' and I said ''oh...that...yes, yes, I know. I forgot to tell you.''
so he gave me a cream to put on it which he said, would kill the fungus, but i'd have to make sure I put it on religiously for weeks because, he said, it's been growing for so long, it might be tough to get rid of.
I haven't even gotten the persciption filled yet, and it's been months.
I don't want to kill it. it's become my little experiment. my personal pet project of symbiotic existence.
so, as a warm tribute to my constant and loyal friend, i'd like to say...
my little ring worm..... we've been through a lot this past year. i'm so glad i've got you each and every single time I glance down my shirt. I could have made it without you. here's to another damp and humid year!
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Words: 185
Location: Buffalo, NY
12/25/06 11:12 - 39ºF - ID#23126
the day after
an official chocolate fountain!
and then 4 pounds of chocolate to go with it.
and this is the mess that remains.
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Words: 40
Location: Buffalo, NY
12/24/06 01:22 - 41ºF - ID#23125
christmas table
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Words: 2
Location: Buffalo, NY
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