03/29/06 10:04 - 41ºF - ID#23042
what pinup are you?
- You are Brigitte Bardot***
Naurally sensual and beautiful
You're an exotic beauty who turns heads everywhere
You've got a look that's one of a kind
What Famous Pinup Are You?
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Location: Buffalo, NY
03/27/06 06:45 - 42ºF - ID#23041
if i had a pocket full of rocks
i think i have permanent hearing damage, add that to the unhealthy obsession i've developed with leto over the past few days, i'm fucking doomed.
i forgot to get my birth control pills this month, so i am an emotionaly crippled maniac that feels unloved, unwanted, unattractive, insignificant and invisible. anyone who crosses my path will see a water works display followed by sulking, obsessing, and general instability.
i feel like i'm at a climax in a Shakespearean tragedy.
i wish i had a pocket full of rocks,
and a bridge to jump from.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
03/26/06 11:07 - 35ºF - ID#23040
it's over before it started
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Location: Buffalo, NY
03/24/06 04:14 - 36ºF - ID#23039
fast ass brat
I never knew that the lead singer is Jared Leto, whodda thunk it! I can't even begin to tell you how hot he is.....maybe he'll see me at the show and fall completely and madly in love with me....hey, stranger things have happened. Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett. But pretty women always marry ugly guys, it never happens the other way around. Man, isn't Jared the sexiest thing alive? He was even hot as a druggie in requiem for a dream....those damn eyes.
Why are women so catty? Why are they so damn territorial? If a guy has a friend who brings a new girlfriend around, and the guy thinks she is super hot, he'll think to himself, "damn, I wish I had a woman like that." If a woman sees a friend's hot boyfriend, she'll think to herself, "damn, I wish I had HIM!" There's a fundamental difference in how women and men think, men can respect each others territory, women think all is fair in love and war.
Please don't jump down my throat ladies, and say not all women are like this. You must admit, a lot of us are. We all have friends who we have to keep at a comfortable distance just because you have to constantly watch you backside, and a lot of us had experiences with the catty friend from hell, who tried to sabotage something or other. It's usually the women who require too much attention from the opposite sex, that become dependant on the spot light to feel like they're being seen. They always think there is a conspiracy against them when something does not go their way and are unreasonably jealous of everyone around them.
Which reminds me, my daughter who is twelve, asked if I could take her to the mall with a friend of her's from school. My daughter is a computer geek and an anime geek and the mall scene is not her thing, but this friend is a girly girl and so the mall was her place to hang out. So I'm walking with the two of them around Galleria, with this little girl that looks like she's about 9 years old, tiny little thing. All of a sudden she says something to the effect of "yeah, not my last boyfriend, but my boyfriend before that".........I was like WHAT!!! I looked at her and said, what the hell are you talking about? I said, you're twelve, how many boyfriends could you possibly have had? She then goes on to say "well, I'm mature" and turns to my daughter and says she's definitelely not as mature as her. OH I was fuming! I cannot STAND snotty bratty little fucking brats! I say to her "sweetie, you're standing in the middle of a BUILD A BEAR store, shopping for outfits for your teddy bear, HOW MATURE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??
She looked at me and shrugged her shoulders. Needless to say, my daughter is not hangging out with her anymore. The girl calls her later on that night, while my daughter is watching cartoons and asks her to come over her house and hang out. My daughter says, "do you know what time it is? What the hell are you talking about?
Where are the parents and what the hell are they doing that these fast little girls are going through boyfriends like pampers?
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Location: Buffalo, NY
03/10/06 08:28 - 36ºF - ID#23038
more cute stuff
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Location: Buffalo, NY
03/10/06 05:47 - 48ºF - ID#23037
hairy playstation
i too am eating too much and getting fat, and i've decided that for the remainder of winter, i am stopping shaving my legs and pits. might as well be a complete disaster.
took (e:robin)'s test, i am...
The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)
Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.
You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When girls dare to dream, they dream of you.
You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.
In the meantime, the women you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss
CONSIDER: Anyone else
I am not sure why it keeps saying girls....i stated bi at the begining of the test, so you'd think it would have both...whatever.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
03/06/06 06:21 - 31ºF - ID#23036
i want a refund
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Location: Buffalo, NY
03/03/06 03:40 - 20ºF - ID#23035
bring on the pork
it was a goddamn pig! i can't even eat my bacon and ham now. eeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!
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Location: Buffalo, NY
02/28/06 11:28 - 23ºF - ID#23034
sweet revenge
In the spirit of Carnival, I am reminded of the classic short story most of us have read; "The Cask of Amontillado" by Edgar Allen Poe.
Revenge is successful only when the other party knows why it's being done and who is doing it. Karma is not enough, time to put some elbow grease into it.
I admire those that can beat me at my own game. However, Poe writes that the last criteria for successful revenge is the guarantee that there cannot be retaliation.
It is here, my friend, that you have failed.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
02/26/06 11:56 - 15ºF - ID#23033
e:strip and i are married!
there were tons of peeps present, including (e:pmt), (e:ladycroft), (e:jenks), (e:robin), (e:theecarey) and (e:pyrcedgrrl). the place was packed with a myriad of drunkards. i tried to get the peepettes to get pins of their tits done, but it seems no one was brave enough, (including me). (e:robin) got her ass painted, (e:jenks), (e:ladycroft) and i all got officially married to (e:strip) at the church of julie! (e:pmt) renewed their vows, and everyone was officially drunk!
they all have pictures to come, i did not have my camera as i was too busy holding a drink in my hand.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
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