04/30/08 05:49 - 30ºF - ID#44189
don't let the bedbugs bite
So what does this mean? (e:lauren) and I both get home at 10 last night to find ourselves in a shit load of work.
Bag all clothes/linens/bedclothes and wash everything.
All furnature away from walls.
remove all wall hangings, and wall socket coverings.
flip up corners of carpet.
unfold sofa bed and dismantle practically completely.
vaccum carpet, all corners of carpet, wall crevaces, mattresses, cushions, etc.
basically MOVE OUT OF THE DAMN HOUSE BY NOON TODAY!
It is now 5:45 am and I have to work an 11 hour shift in Springville. Which means after all we did last night (including breaking my f#^*!^& bookshelf) Lauren still has to bust ass all morning to vaccum and whatever. all of this while she is supposed to be working on her final paper.
AND she has to somehow round up the pissed off kitties and stick them in the car and sit there for an hour and a half while the guy sprays.
then afterwards we have to somehow put our house back together and actually do our packing, which is what we were SUPPOSED to be doing in small amount of time we have in between my work schedule and us leaving at the ass crack of dawn friday.
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Location: New Paltz, NY
04/29/08 09:00 - 38ºF - ID#44180
trepidation
what IS unfortunate, however, is the lack of free time i am about to have between now and then. Today I am working till 830 in lockport. and I have agreed to be in springville at 730 to do the monthly inventory. Why? because I feel as though if I agree to tackle the unpleasant administrative tasks I will be looked upon as a leader in the company and thus aquire a)better job security and b) OVERTIME!
Tomorrow night is all about packing. Laundry. Packing. preparation. Because i work all day on thurs and as SOON as we get home we have to hit Sheas. Which I have never been to. Where do I park? how early before a show should I be there?
Come home and try to sleep? because we have to be at the airport at 430 am. Where do i park? ahhh its all new to me. Trepidation! trepidation! And how much is airport parking? booooooo expensivo!
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Location: New Paltz, NY
04/26/08 07:58 - 63ºF - ID#44148
days off in hell
A) 2 piece
B) Adorned with rhinestones
C) adorned with gaudy flowers
D) Ludicrously expensive
E) GOLD. Yes GOLD.
It was not the most pleasant experience. I haven't been in a bathing suit in over ten years. I feel quite exposed. I felt on several occasions that a wetsuit covered with a mumu would probably be the sexier option.
More importantly... yet another battle at buffalo tonight, if anyone here is interested! BUFFALO BREAKDANCING! WOOOO!
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Location: New Paltz, NY
Category: good reads
04/23/08 10:26 - 56ºF - ID#44121
dirty smut
Oh and incidentally, part of the reason the sex scene was so long was because they had to keep pausing to wonder aloud if the ghost of his grandfather was watching. Or to describe, in detail, the number of petticoats the young gent had to fight his way through to do his husbandly duty and officially make her his wife. BLAH!
Point of the story? I was pulling into the city when I realized my face hurt from the awful jaw dropping expression that was apparently plastered all over my face during the entire drive.
Apparently listening to heterosexual romance sex scenes set in medieval england during my long drive just doesn't do it for me.
but on a brighter note - three years ago today lauren and i made out for like 3 hours at the bar. happy anniversary love!
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Location: New Paltz, NY
Category: randomo
04/22/08 08:51 - 57ºF - ID#44095
Name That Bum!
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and we have to check out (e:lauren)'s bum while she checks out animal bum.
and, oh my goodness look how (e:lauren) has shrunk!
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Location: New Paltz, NY
Category: randomo
04/21/08 05:21 - 76ºF - ID#44087
more
otherwise, the day is slow. dull. boring.
yesterday I enjoyed the 420 holiday by taking care of (e:lauren)'s hungover butt. We watched movies (i am normally too antsy for movies) which included Liar Liar and Pirates of the Caribbean. It was kinda as if the cable company knew that everybody would be stoned and ready to zone out to stupid movies all night.
today was my day to go back on my diet. i cheated soooo much in the past few days. so far so good.
i need to make up a list of all the things that I need to do before the trip, so i don't have to think about it.
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Location: New Paltz, NY
04/20/08 05:41 - 70ºF - ID#44069
hungover sunday
(e:lauren) took the opportunity to go out without me. Which is why she is sitting on the couch in pain today. Poor little hungover lady. apparently if she is not concentrating her efforts on keeping me from drinking too much and being ridiculous, she is, herself, getting ridiculous... poor drunk lady...
and of course she got to admit how it was better the other way around because when i was the one with the hangover she got to make me wrong for it. Thats my girl.
back to laundry
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Location: New Paltz, NY
04/19/08 08:16 - 55ºF - ID#44051
ZOOmalaFLOO
1. Canadian drivers can be scary at times.
2. FOcusing on the inner set of numbers on the spedometer instead of the outer set of numbers can be distracting. It doesn't matter though because apparently 100kh speed limit does not actuallymean 60mph, it means 85 mph.
3. Except when you are trying to leave around 5 pm on a friday night. then 100kph means 3 mph then 0mph then 4 mph for 2 hours.
4. The toronto zoo needs to stop expanding their exhibits. Why? because I thought my feet were going to fall off during the 4 hour walk we took around the zoo, and several exhibits weren't even open.
5. Why is it that every time I go to visit a damn zoo the polar exibits are closed? The tundra was being built, along with the australian and canadian exhibits. I know I know, if I want to see some damn penguins i should just go to the aquarium. But dammit!
6. The rumors of Toronto being a very clean city apparently do not apply to the smog that looms everywhere. But being a city of such ridiculous size, I bet its hard to not have smog.
7. Does anybody know the real reason that when your car goes through the border patrol, and you stop at the gate to talk to the nice man who has a lovely border patrol script that he is reading to you... why is the pavement angled so your car is tilted like 40 degrees and there is a grate udnerneath the middle of the car? are there people under there?
8. My collection of photos of animal asses is increasing nicely.
9. Happy Birthday Grandpap.
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Location: New Paltz, NY
04/16/08 08:42 - 41ºF - ID#44027
drill sargeant maxx
I had a dream that I had my dachshund finally... and of course somehow that equated to my friend's bulldog humping my leg.
My fridge is empty. Well not too empty. Hummus, mushrooms and celery should make a delightful lunch for me today, shouldn't it?
dammit. the cat is like my own damn personal trainer. He is meowing at me and just inserted his claws into my leg. I guess that means its time for exercise. Bastard.
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Location: New Paltz, NY
04/14/08 07:54 - 35ºF - ID#44006
I'm blind!
I gotta run to work early and stop off at walmart's vision center and just see if they will sell me some frames for my lenses. i did that last time from sear's optical center.
i'm not impressed with spending extra cabbage this close to FL.
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Location: New Paltz, NY
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Please comply with the seemingly ridiculous precautions to the best of your ability, despite the major inconvenience. Good luck, and contact me with questions if you have them.
All the best!!!!
I am so sorry.
good luck!