🏷️ randomo bitching

ok i have to complain about my printer for a second...

Yes i found the HP photosmart d7160 at target for half price last year. But wow the pictures were beautiful! And what is even better, it has separate ink cartridges so if you run out of one color, you don't have to replace all of it, just what you need!

and then.

so lauren needs to print out a lot of papers for school. She prints them out in black ink only. BLACK INK ONLY! so why oh WHY does it continuously tell me that we need cyan or magenta or whatever the hell color it thinks is neccesary to print BLACK INK ONLY documents??? How the hell does 'BLACK INK ONLY' mean "black and cyan and magenta and fucking blue?" seriously? what is wrong with this picture?

okay yes i can see if she is printing documents that appear to be just black text, that for a full and rich text that just pops out of the page at you, a bit of yellow might make that text just kinda pop out at you, right? fuck you!

now the fucked up part is that if you get too low it will tell you that it can't print anymore whatsoever. how the hell are you going to tell me that i cannot print my BLACK INK ONLY documents when i run out of cyan?

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On another note... last night was awesome guys! I had such a great time, and finally got to meet @lilho, @joshua and @jason, and also @enknot from something other than across the room! I do have to apologize that planet earth ate my brain for such a long period of time. you guys need to start charging admission for them shits!

Thanks for the great adventure once again e:peeps!

I have two scathing reviews that I need to write veerrrry soon.

1. The mean lady at Village Laundry who looked at me long enough to take note that I was heading her way with a $20 bill.

"We don't give change here" which is fine except maybe you could take the snatchass additude out of it. Its not my fault your life sucks. I wasn't asking for anything ridiculous, just for two ten dollar bills so I didn't take up all of your damn quarters in the machine. So take your shitty additude and shove it up your bum.

(well i guess i actually took care of that review didn't i?)

2. Cleve-Hill Auto. This one deserves its own post. Later.


Also I am sick again. As in i felt better for all of about a week and now i'm back to gross again. What the hell? I'm sure hanging out in a cigar bar last night didn't help. I didn't realize how much cigarette smoke sucked. I'm glad I quit smoking.

Incidentally.... last night I received a text message from my friend erin. She was at happy hour somewhere down in Queens.

"What is the difference between Jam and Jelly?"

I actually got up to go find out the difference when I received the next text...

"I can't jelly my cock into you"