anger management

I have two scathing reviews that I need to write veerrrry soon.

1. The mean lady at Village Laundry who looked at me long enough to take note that I was heading her way with a $20 bill.

"We don't give change here" which is fine except maybe you could take the snatchass additude out of it. Its not my fault your life sucks. I wasn't asking for anything ridiculous, just for two ten dollar bills so I didn't take up all of your damn quarters in the machine. So take your shitty additude and shove it up your bum.

(well i guess i actually took care of that review didn't i?)

2. Cleve-Hill Auto. This one deserves its own post. Later.


Also I am sick again. As in i felt better for all of about a week and now i'm back to gross again. What the hell? I'm sure hanging out in a cigar bar last night didn't help. I didn't realize how much cigarette smoke sucked. I'm glad I quit smoking.

Incidentally.... last night I received a text message from my friend erin. She was at happy hour somewhere down in Queens.

"What is the difference between Jam and Jelly?"

I actually got up to go find out the difference when I received the next text...

"I can't jelly my cock into you"