"hogwash" written by Fellyconnelly on estrip.org

09/10/07 09:54 - 68ºF - ID#41040

hogwash

a few brief points to cover.

MTV VMAs.
first of all - it went from horrid to great.

Britney Spears is washed up - though props to Mary J for sticking up for her.

Miss South Carolina is an idiot. I laughed with the tears rolling down my face and all. but her 15 minutes are definetely up.

The way that they set up the VMA's with separate parties was great. Everyone seemed to have a great time, especially when Fall Out Boy won an award and when they cut to that party they were drunkenly screaming and moshing around and it was the best acceptance speech.

Timbaland and Dr. Dre are taking too many steroids these days.

Chris Brown is Crazy legs!

And now for other things in life.....

Sculpture park. Woo!

Coming back from South Buffalo on a sunday late afternoon during a Bills home game racing the fourth quarter clock to beat traffic.

my legs are still twitching.

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Location: New Paltz, NY

Category: good times

09/08/07 12:28 - 75ºF - ID#40997

visitz

Tomorrow our friend Kat is coming to visit
along with her new lady friend who used to live in buffalo.

now her new lady friend just happened to have recently left a chick who is still here in buffalo. and so i receive a message from kat that says 'you have to protect me from colleen's ex girlfriend'.... what?

it is amazing how it takes one of my friends from back home to come visit in order for there to be drama in my life again. i knew that there was something missing... some unseen tension that lay dormant for the past few months... its back. dammit.

but no. i told kat that i would not protect her from this girl.
lesbians are ridiculous.

anyway, so if antbody is interested in coming to see us at the big gay lesbian bar tomorrow night.... well... come on out...

last time we were there was with (e:terry), (e:paul), (e:jim), (e:james), and (e:jbeatty). and it was good times. though i was drunk.....

lauren is reading and reading and reading and reading and i think here eyeballs are going to fall out and roll down her chin. who knew full time grad school would involve 1600 pages of reading a week?

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Location: New Paltz, NY

Category: good times

09/05/07 10:51 - 75ºF - ID#40962

menah menah

this is a special treat for jim.

my favoritest muppets video ever.

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Location: New Paltz, NY

Category: good times

09/04/07 08:31 - 73ºF - ID#40938

that time i was addicted to indian music

Please do yourself the favor to get to know these two music videos.

this is starring prabhu deva who has been described as the michael jackson of bollywood. please note the great clothes, and the great dancin.

and this one... well if anyone can do this dance for me... i will pay you... seriously...

my favorite youtube videos of all time.

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Location: New Paltz, NY

Category: not so good times

09/03/07 03:54 - 77ºF - ID#40914

disaster in lala land

I am a genius. I have ordered a bed from amazon.com using my gift certificates. Free bed, hoorah, right? well if i wasn't such an idiot, it would be a wonderful situation.
instead....

i ordered a california king sized bed. i have a king sized bed. what does this mean? about a foot and a half either at the head or foot of the bed. and a lot less room in an already 'quaint' (small) apartment. yeah thats right, felly is the smartest chick on the block.

So for now, we have removed our egg crate from the top of the bed, rolled it up and covered it with a sheet and kept it at the head of the bed. eventually we are going to have some type of construction project with foam and batting or something, but in the mean time its just.... well i'm an idiot...

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Location: New Paltz, NY

Category: tragic

08/31/07 10:38 - 68ºF - ID#40869

blue eyed husky

on the way home from work - on 190 - a beautiful husky was in the road. everyone stopped and had their blinkers on... a few people were trying to catch it. i had my friend on speakerphone - and she was blah blah blahing away about something that i honestly wasn't listening to because she didn't pause long enough for me to interrupt her to tell her what was going on.

the dog went to the side of my car and the guy in front of me sped off... the dog went back in front of my car and i sat there not wanting to creep ahead and scare it away.

then it jumped the median into the other lane. i saw an SUV swerve (and almost lose it) and then i saw another car slam on its breaks. i thought i might have heard a thump before it stopped.

i don't know what exactly happened to the dog. there were already several people out of their cars and i was the front of traffic so i had to move ahead. i couldn't bear to look so i had to go on ahead. i eventually realized that my friend was still talking away even though had screamed when the dog jumped the median and was yelling at the other cars flying in the opposite directin to stop as if they could hear me with the windows rolled up.

it was traumatizing. it was such a beautiful happy dog. if somebody finds out what happened to it, please let me know..

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Location: New Paltz, NY

Category: randomo

08/30/07 11:10 - 65ºF - ID#40843

thursday night jamfest under my window

i've had a bit of a break from the world of posting - due to a new life change... WORK! hoorah!
seriously though, after a whole month off... well.. its taking a bit of getting used to being back in the forty hour week game. plus commute.
its great though... the job is fun... the people are fun... time flies by!

also it is a very busy store... people in and out all day long... which will be great for commissions as well as for keeping the time a movin towards 'see ya later!'

other than that, i'm just excited for sat night - not only is it the end of my work week - hoorah for e party!

please please please don't you guys let me drink too much sat night - i have my nephews birthday party sunday at 2 and my cousin's housewarming at 6. take the drink out of my hand and smack me in the face! well not too hard... i'm sensitive you see...

okay and lauren is busy reading some ridiculously complicated feminist theory book and sid (fat cat) is laying on her back. i'm sure that the weight of his fatty fatness is causing some type of spinal damage as we speak. i am going to save her.

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Location: New Paltz, NY

Category: art

08/27/07 10:56 - 69ºF - ID#40769

so there

you know you jealous of my mad skillz.

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Location: New Paltz, NY

Category: randomo

08/27/07 03:52 - 79ºF - ID#40758

grumble grumble

Lauren went to school today. So today, my last official day of my month long vacation (the thought of it burns holes in my stomach lining) i am sitting at home bored.
i already ironed clothes, polished my shoes, spoke to my mother, watered the plants and had a good chat with them while putting them out on the balcony for fresh air and some sun, watched a documentary on mind control and cleaned the kitchen...
i have two options.. being creative or gang warfare on grand theft auto.

sigh the choices we make...

oh and also i figured out how to put my aol IM thingie online. in case any of you cared. yeah

yeah hi i'm going to draw... (shoot gangsters)

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Location: New Paltz, NY

Category: good times

08/25/07 05:30 - 78ºF - ID#40732

meerkat manor is bringin sexy back

awesome time last night guys! you are all wonderful and fun people!!
thanks for such a wonderful time.. and thanks (e:terry) for making sure we went to the big scary lesbo bar...

for all those not in the know, last night we went... well... i guess we were barhoppin all over allen street! and i got to finally meet many (e:peeps)! and lauren and i both ended up being highly drunk. i don't know how you guys do it... i'm too old apparently... lol

today we woke at 11. we decided not to go up to visit my brother and hit the Wilson Field days. because i felt like poo.
then i got a call from said brother to let me know that if we were coming up and found him not there - its because he had to take his wife to the emergency room for splashing boiling oil from the chicken fryer on herself. apparently her neck has a lot of burns, and some burns on her arms... she was sent home with some burn cream and pain killers - but it apparently looks bad enough that she is going to have some serious scars...

then i check my myspace and find that my friend mel in florida fell on her dog and broke her nose.

and then i think i shouldn't even leave the house today - but no... apparently we are going to go check out the walden galleria (is this a bad idea???) because lauren wants to get some new clothes...

i hate trying on clothes... seriously...

anyway - tomorrow we will hit the elmwood festival...

OH and lauren bought us tickets to see ani difranco at her church in september. i don't know why i thought you would want to know that... but there you go.
oh and she is on the couch looking cute right now. lauren, not ani difranco.

fellyconnelly writes at 12:05:14 08/29/07 - Comment #23328: well they do have plants in there, don't they?

mike writes at 12:31:16 08/27/07 - Comment #23140: i love shopping! The galleria is good and expanded recently, it is the mall around here that has the most choices and stores. The Outlet mall though has good deals cuz it is outlet and also has a lot of stores but not as many as the galleria. I go to the outlet mall when i am in the mood to go "hiking". I don't relaly like the outdoors and am more about asphalt and at the outlet mall you can walk outside so I go there when I am in a "naturey" mood.

fellyconnelly writes at 10:52:51 08/26/07 - Comment #23094: hmmm i knew that vitamin E was good for the skin - just didn't know of it as a oil/roller form... interesting... maybe i'll pick some up this week and give it to her next sunday when i see her... i'd imagine you shouldn't put it on TOO soon...

james writes at 10:32:58 08/25/07 - Comment #23077: Vitamin E is a fat soluble vitamin. This means you can cram vitamin E into an oil base. A roller is just a vial of E oil that you can uncap and roll over an area. It helps with healing the skin. I don't know how bad the burns are, but this should help recovery some.

And the outlet mall has good deals as well as a big selection. I hate people and I hate commerce. So I try to avoid shopping as much as possible. grrr

fellyconnelly writes at 09:58:01 08/25/07 - Comment #23070: we thought about it... perhaps we will make it up there at some point - but is it better deals at the outlet malls? or just a greater selection?

and (e:james) what is a vitamin E roller? does it work? i'm assuming it works since you just suggested it... but yeah

james writes at 07:59:22 08/25/07 - Comment #23066: Yikes! Tell your brother to get a vitamin E roller for the poor woman.

jenks writes at 05:59:51 08/25/07 - Comment #23064: I'm not really into shopping either, but as far as malls go I think the galleria is pretty decent...