Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner
Now that the new season of Dancing With the Stars has begun, I am desperate to get my ballroom dancing career off to a start and I need people to dance with me. So, who wants to get together once a week for some ballroom dancing lessons? I don't know where the nearest dance studio is, but I'm sure we won't have a problem finding one. PLEASE, PLEASE someone come dancing with me! Think of how hot you will look doing the Argentine Tango with the new hot body you're going to get from all that exercise!
Sal, I know you wanna!

Sal, I know you wanna!
