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fellyconnelly’s journal

history repeats itself.

· 🌡️ 27°F

here i am... warm.. inside... drinking my coffee.

i'm thinking about the blank cds I have in the car. That I brought home yesterday. That I need to download the audio book that I want to listen on my way TO work.

If cds=outside and felly=inside then what is the probability that felly will be listening to audio books on her way to work this am?

balls.

The book, incidentally, is "That's not in my American History Book"

Which I have listened to cd #1 already. Because that was the 1 CD that I had in my house.

Who was the first person in flight on a plane?

What day was Independence actually declared from England?

What is the name of the 14th state that was denied entry into the original 13?

these are very important questions that everyone should be asking.
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💬 3 comments

  1. james ·

    Flight: trick question. It was not a person. Beagles once turned their dog houses into air-ships and fought great wars against their sworn enemies: the red barons. Their numbers were so great they would darken the sky as they flew from battle to battle. After a century of war the Beagles were victorious, but at the cost of their own sanity. Now, they merely lay atop their fierce ships and stare dumbly into the sky. A memory. A tick.

    Independence: June somethingth. Bureaucratic processes kept it from being ratified until the 4th.

    State: Upper York. It was denied statehood because it was not contiguous with the rest of the states. In fact, it was unreachable save by Beagle airship. On days when the sky is clear you can still see Upper York floating above the Adirondacks.
  2. fellyconnelly ·

    flight: Gustav whitehead.
    Independence: July 2nd.
    State: Free State of Franklin - is now Tennessee. Run by a feller name Nolichunky.
  3. james ·

    Nolichunky? Now that is just unbelievable.

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