04/14/06 02:42 - 51ºF - ID#20992

Guilty & Proud of It

I park in handicap parking spaces and regularly commit other social atrocities for which I am karmicly punished...almost hourly.

I ran into blockbuster to drop off a movie and pick another one up. I'm in there 2 minutes, tops. I come out and there is this woman (henceforth referred to as megabitch) standing by my car. I go to unlock the door and she fucking storms me, getting in my face demanding to know why I parked in the handicap spot. According to her "YOU don't LOOK handicapped". I told her she didn't look like a fucking bitch at first glance either.

Then I calmly got in my car, pulled out and did the only thing I could to do just push her over the edge... I stuck my tongue out at her.

Call me sexist, call me vile. I don't understand why women in particular feel the need to go over and above the call of social annoyance sometimes.

Its not all women, I usually wind up getting into it with some woman that has 2.5 kids and a minivan. God how I avoid the minivans.

I think this brings up my socially unacceptable behavior towards the female population tally up to 12, 13 if you count the old lady and the shopping cart incident at Wegmans.

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Location: Amherst, NY

04/10/06 06:33 - ID#20991

Class

I hate being forced to listen to stupid people that don't know what they are talking about.

I'm not saying I know what I'm talking about, but at least I don't pretend I do.

RAR!

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Location: Amherst, NY

03/19/06 02:32 - 31ºF - ID#20990

Why I Don't Write More

I don't post that much on (e:strip) soley becuase I don't do anything interesting on a daily basis. I do the exact same thing every day. Sure I run into a wall every once and a while, but it would be so tedious to explain the situation that the reader would get bored.

Maybe I'm boring. Er, no I know I'm boring.

That said, I am going to watch some tv and eat cinnamon rolls.

See, didn't I say I was boring. :-p

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Location: Amherst, NY

Category: birthdays

03/18/06 04:42 - 31ºF - ID#20989

Happy Birthday Matthew

Hey Matthew! I hope you have a great weekend :-)

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Location: Amherst, NY

Category: automobiles

02/25/06 03:48 - 31ºF - ID#20988

cars

I was going to mention a funny observation that american cars seem to have side mirrors that do not match the body paneling of the car. driving today I noticed that is not always the case. ford explorers seem to have black mirrors and colored panels, but chevy malibu's for the most part have side mirrors that match the body paint.

i need a life.

on another note, i took my car to delta sonic to get cleaned out and this woman totally flipped out on the poor teenager that happened to be just standing by her car because they couldn't get a stain out of her carpet (?) she did not appear to be the smartest person in the entire planet but she sure was fucking nasty. i gave the girl a $10 tip when she came to get me because i felt so bad for her. dumb bitch.

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Location: Amherst, NY

02/23/06 08:37 - 33ºF - ID#20987

I knew it!

hahahaha!

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Location: Amherst, NY

Category: elmwood

02/18/06 08:59 - 12ºF - ID#20986

frozen laundry

jeff insists on keeping his laundry detergent in his trunk, which is ok as long as i'm not pumping quarters into the washer and starting them before he has time to thaw out the All. oops. hahaha

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Location: Amherst, NY

02/05/06 08:55 - 26ºF - ID#20984

FlightPlan

I am on a movie break right now. Jeff and I watched XXX:state of the union which I thought was terrible, and Flightplan, which was suspensful, but anticlimatic.

Jeff is looking for an Indian Head Nickel Money Clip online right now. Eminent Design was selling it for way more than Froogle and overstock.com are offering it. I guess they need to make money somehow. :op Really, I love those guys! If you haven't been, its a great store on the corner of Allen & Elmwood, its been there for quite a while.

Wegmans was crazy. The chip aisle was ravaged, I wish I would have taken a picture of it.

Jeff took me up to the YMCA in Niagara Falls today. Holy shit did they turn that place around. If anyone's been up there before it was purchased and taken a look now, its been cleaned up a lot. They still have these super-creepy weight rooms randomly tucked into two of the floors. All three weight rooms had totally outdated equipment from like the 1960s. It didn't smell or anything and the men's locker room was surprisingly clean.

There are two racquet ball courts in great condition. Short of the pool, racquet ball is the only other reason I would travel to the Y.

Perhaps we'll be privy to some Jagger boobie today.

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Location: Amherst, NY

02/05/06 01:24 - 32ºF - ID#20982

Check the facts... i guess

Is anyone else sick of typos on news websites? I emailed Mike Igoe a few weeks ago (I wish I saved the email and had taken a screen shot of the error) about his articles that are posted on wivb.com. There is always some type of error and lately they have been really bad. I.e. the caption says one thing, and you open the link and it says something very different. {sorry for not being able to site an exact example}

I would like to post this from cnn.com that has been up since at least 4pm yesterday. Yahoo! News had it listed incorrectly as well.

CNN can't get the guys age correct? C'mon. this is bogus. Yahoo! had it listed as 92 years old on their homepage an in the story they had it listed as 80something.

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Location: Amherst, NY

01/31/06 10:08 - 31ºF - ID#20981

back in time

I wish I could go back in time, just a little bit. I was cleaning out a box that had old zip disks in it and I came across all of these pictures from my freshman and sophomore years in college.

haha everyone looks so young and happy.