🏷️ journals

Here's a taste of my future post headings. Enjoy.
1. My four slice is gonna kick your two slice toaster's ass.
2. Bad sex is the result of a compromise
3. Scabbie Scott and the Tale of Unrepentence
4. Did Jesus masturbate? I bet he did.
5. 1 sex 2 sex 3 sex... fuck it I'm going to jerk off
6. Jack the Stripper's got quite a conundrum

Yes, these are all true headings. I wouldn't post otherwise.