04/27/06 05:46 - 54ºF - ID#20997
Administrative Professionals Day
I love my boss.
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04/19/06 09:05 - 64ºF - ID#20996
Up coming or Coming Up
1. My four slice is gonna kick your two slice toaster's ass.
2. Bad sex is the result of a compromise
3. Scabbie Scott and the Tale of Unrepentence
4. Did Jesus masturbate? I bet he did.
5. 1 sex 2 sex 3 sex... fuck it I'm going to jerk off
6. Jack the Stripper's got quite a conundrum
Yes, these are all true headings. I wouldn't post otherwise.
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04/19/06 08:49 - 64ºF - ID#20995
Walking Cats
The cat's didn't seem like they were the walking type. Is this a new thing? Should I be ditching my dogs for a cat? When I was little, my brother had a guinea pig. He made a harness out of yarn for it and would take it outside and let it run around the yard. I thought it was cool at the time. There's something very un-masculine about walking a guinea pig though.
After seeing Paul's pict-post about Cold Stone Creamery, I had to go there and try it out. It wasn't until we had finished our ice cream and were lying on the couch that I finally understood the "cold stone" deal. I turned to Jeff and was like, what a peculiar name for an ice cream shop: cold stone creamery. It must be the name of the founding town or something. Jeff looked at me like was I severely mentally handicapped and was like, did you miss the whole part about them mixing your ice cream on the COLD SLAB?
Oooo yeah...
I too (e:mrdt) have indulged in creatine. I am horrible at following directions, so I just take it whenever I can, not when they recommend, but I will say I have noticed an incredible difference in the amount of weight I can lift.
Alright. I'm going to bed.
Muscle is a beautiful thing. But so are you, so I guess it doesn't matter. Sweet dreams.
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04/19/06 08:16 - 67ºF - ID#20994
112 Journals
I don't think my sarcasm played out all that well in the blockbuster post. I hope you accept my apologies (e:leetee), if I offended you.
I rode my bike for the first time this year. My tires lost air over the winter, so I pulled out my trusty bike pump and went to fill them up, only to notice that the valves are super skinny and small. I never took note of it before, so I had to go to Bert's and get another bike pump (or a valve adapter for $1) before I could do anything. I was kind of annoyed at Bert's because I couldn't tell from the packaging which pump fit which valve.
Moral of the story check the valve stem.
Getting back to the bike, I rode to Medaille for my group meeting. I plan on riding my bike to work soon too. I'm not ready to pay $3/gallon for gas for my car when I can just as easily leave an hour earlier and pedal my ass to work.
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04/15/06 02:35 - 55ºF - ID#20993
Robo Cop
I find it rather funny to watch movies made in the past. They are so corny. I feel bad for the movie industry. Consumers are unforgiving and I don't think they are going to be able to stay ahead of the curve much longer. The only movie that I have seen lately that still impresses me is Jurassic Park. The Star Wars franchise still impresses me and those are from the 80s.
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04/14/06 02:42 - 51ºF - ID#20992
Guilty & Proud of It
I ran into blockbuster to drop off a movie and pick another one up. I'm in there 2 minutes, tops. I come out and there is this woman (henceforth referred to as megabitch) standing by my car. I go to unlock the door and she fucking storms me, getting in my face demanding to know why I parked in the handicap spot. According to her "YOU don't LOOK handicapped". I told her she didn't look like a fucking bitch at first glance either.
Then I calmly got in my car, pulled out and did the only thing I could to do just push her over the edge... I stuck my tongue out at her.
Call me sexist, call me vile. I don't understand why women in particular feel the need to go over and above the call of social annoyance sometimes.
Its not all women, I usually wind up getting into it with some woman that has 2.5 kids and a minivan. God how I avoid the minivans.
I think this brings up my socially unacceptable behavior towards the female population tally up to 12, 13 if you count the old lady and the shopping cart incident at Wegmans.
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04/10/06 06:33 - ID#20991
Class
I'm not saying I know what I'm talking about, but at least I don't pretend I do.
RAR!
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