Buffalo is a shithole, but its MY shithole. There are things I love about this place, and because of the nature of my job it seems to magnify itself due to a bit of homesickness.

1. When I'm actually home, anywhere I go I see people that I instantly recognize as residents of my neighborhood. I don't give a shit where you go, every time I go places in or around Elmwood you are guaranteed to see people you recognize yet don't know their name. To me that means that the same people that live here also support the local businesses... I love that. I saw 2 (e:peeps) in SPoT Coffee this afternoon, although I couldn't tell you their names. I think one of them might have been (e:Drchlorine) portraying his real-life alter ego.

2. Stupid crazy shit goes on here that I haven't seen anywhere else. The past 2 months have brought me to 3 of the 4 corners of the continental US, many points in between and an international trip... and definitely more interesting things can happen here it seems. Tonight I wrote my name and number on a girls back with a permanent marker. That is cool as hell.

3. Living here is cheaper than in 90% of the United States. Can't hate on that.

Anyway, its been a stinkin' pleasure to be able to stay home for once and know that I have a whole week more of it. My plan is to spend a bunch of money, put my beer goggles on for the 4th, get more color on my pale ass body, use my undeniable charm to woo a lady into the spiderweb known as the rear bedroom at 750 upper front, go to Hardware (haven't been there yet!), and if possible meet more (e:peeps) while I'm actually home.

I <3 U Buffalo!

And I'm planning on working some of that 2-liter bottle of Brugal into my belly... hauling that shit for a week in a half out of Republica Dominicana was a bitch.

Its nice to be home but for me since I spend a majority of my time in other places it actually takes me time to readjust to being here... then as soon as I get comfy again I have to pack my shit and leave.

The hotel I stayed at this week was in a Mennonite community. I have to say though, the hotel was ridiculously nice. The rooms were huge, we had balcony access overlooking a waterfall loaded with goldfish, and the lanterns in the hotel were handmade by a blacksmith that works in the adjacent living history community... complete with leaves and vines made of iron!

This coming Sunday I leave Buffalo once again :( for sunny Southern California. We are staying a few blocks from the Pacific Ocean in Hermosa Beach. I'm getting an iPod before I go, and I have some ideas for music to put on it that I do and do not have...

1. Simon and Garfunkel's Greatest Hits
2. Pink Martini
3. various latin music (bachata is my favorite)
4. Some classic rock
5. MMW's latest
6. Coldplay's latest
7. Some 80's tunes

Anybody have some ideas for my new iPod?

Wait, was the Pink last night or tonight? If its tonight I'm clearly instructing my brother to buy shots for the ladies. Guys... as usual you have to fend for yourselves!

(e:drchlorine) and his opposites day post referring to his ex -

"You were never one for drama. So, how are things going?"

Bravo. Chalk one up for the fella!

P.S. Brodo waitresses aren't that hot at all. And no, that isn't an opposites day comment. If (e:jason) bothered I'd be disappointed. That would be like paying $800 for a can of shitty sardines when for $50 you could go to another locale and get smoked salmon.

Who is that girl that is talking about her clit pulsing? That is making me e-blush! Contrary to popular belief I love feminists.

For sticking up for yourself and not taking any bullshit - if his face looks like it went through a cabbage shredder so be it.

Anyhow, Dominican Republic was great - eventually if (e:jason) helps me post the pics I have I'll share them. I've definitely been bitten by the international travel bug... except for Europe. I truly have no desire to visit there whatsoever.

You'd be surprised about how many companies in the United States utilize some very extensive recycling programs. One of the companies I've visited recycled 100% of their waste products and were able to reintroduce that material back into their product cycle. Its truly amazing to see.

The problem is that the amount of recycling that can be done is highly dependant on the product. Some processes are virtually impossible to introduce extensive recycling programs, however the majority of companies can find at least some way to either recycle waste or use products vital to the process that are harmless to the environment. I was at a furniture manufacturer in St. Louis this past week that used a type of glue that they could pour right down the drain with no problems whatsoever. 2 weeks before that I was at a 3M plant in Kentucky where Post-It Notes are made. This place recycled a vast majority of their waste products. Also, most places that produce injection molded items simply grind up rejects and melt the plastic back down to reuse.

I think companies have a responsibility to their community and their shareholders to pursue this type of thing... for a lot of companies good recycling programs is good business. Learn about manufacturing and come up with some brilliant ideas... maybe one day they will name a recycling process after you!

I see the elmwood blogathon is still rolling along - good to see!

(e:Ladycroft) - some friendly advice. If you are wondering why you attract the lowest percentage of guys in the world, perhaps its because they are sick and tired of hearing from you about how everything they do, think and say is wrong. 99% of the guys I know (college educated, attractive, high earners, hard workers, non-cheaters) would run away from a girl with that attitude in a heartbeat... its a lot easier to just go home and jerk off than deal with that kind of thing. Don't take that as a personal criticism because its definitely not - I'm sure that you are an absolute peach and there is nothing wrong with setting standards... but you need to give these guys a break!

Poor (e:Jason) is left to his own devices 3-5 days a week while I do my new job. The company I work for is very small, but its a specialized and very young industry so I'm excited to be a part of it. Large corporations (Wal*Mart, Levi-Strauss, DKNY, etc.) hire my company to go out to various locations globally to audit their suppliers to ensure they are up to legal and ethical standards so that they don't end up like Kathy Lee Gifford and have egg on their faces. Sweatshops are a BAD thing. We take tours of the facilities, do some OSHA work, interview management, audit their financials to make sure the workers aren't being taken advantage of, we do worker interviews and review personnel files to ensure no illegal aliens are working there, and review a shitload of documents to ensure that these companies are doing right by their employees. The human rights componentof our work is definitely the most important thing - hell, its the entire reason why we do what we do.

The best thing? The travel, definitely. We travel to 27 states and most countries in Central and South America, as well as some select countries in Asia. Mind you, this is not your stereotypical white people vacation package - I leave for the Dominican Republic Monday morning and I assure you that I'll be going places that Americans typically don't go to. However, the good part of that is that I'm getting some experiences that a vast majority of people never will get. Another plus is that because I'm literally the youngest person on the planet doing this work and its specialized, the earning potential for such an intelligent and attractive Northern gentleman like myself is very, very high. Plus, all travel expenses and food are covered so we eat like kings (healthy kings though!).

The worst part? Having to see things that make you nervous for the workers, and some of the squalor that these people live in. Haiti is without question the worst country - Cite Soleil section of Port Au Prince is completely polluted with garbage stacked 20 feet high, raw sewage running along the sides of the dirt roads, dead people stacked on top of said garbage... people literally live like animals out there. It makes you very, very sad to see those types of things - then when you go to where these people work (typically they earn less than $2 a day, $1 of which they have to pay for on-site food) your jaw just drops at how messed up these places are. It makes you appreciate what we have here stateside that much more. Our self-absorbed lives have miniscule problems in comparison. Domestically a big problem is competition with China, who have a laundry list of human rights issues of their own. What am I supposed to say to workers, 75% of which got pink slips because their jobs are moving to China where people make 20 cents an hour... assuming that they aren't bonded laborers or straight up prison laborers? I hate that part.

Granted I do have a lot of international and domestic travel ahead of me, so I don't get to see much of my brother or my humble bachelor pad (best location on the strip... don't hate!). Screw it though... I'm young, unattached and have no looming priorities. By far my favorite place is the southern area of the United States. Don't get me wrong... I love my Buffalo girls... but ladies in the north aren't even on the same radar as the ladies down south!

Keep it real B-lo - when I'm actually home you'll be seeing me on the patio pulling ice cold Coronas out of my cooler! And don't forget - its "Be Good to (e:Jason) Week" every week I'm gone... if I'm not here he won't cook for himself! Haha.

To be honest, I can't tell if (e:Robin) is being facetious. There isn't enough drugs out there that I could put in my body to convince me that somehow this woman from Georgia is a victim in this debacle. Sheer lunacy.

Did she break laws? Technically, yes actually. She literally wasted millions of dollars of PUBLIC TAX MONEY because she got cold feet. Just on that alone she can be brought up on charges and any rational person will come to the conclusion that she should. Feminazis and NOW have no defense for this woman.

That really isn't the worst of it though. Like (e:Ajay) very astutely pointed out, she did the one thing that a white Southern chick from the priveliged class would stereotypically do - blame it on a minority when it was her fault the whole time. There is absolutely no question that an apology from her is in order. Anybody who knows their American history knows that in the mid-1800's South a lot of white girls who had sex with black boys got away scott-free while the black boys went ahead and got murdered. Fast forward to 2005 - nobody is getting killed but its plainly obvious that there must be some Southern gene that this lady has that instinctively makes her blame other people for things she herself perpetrated.

I feel bad for the guy that she was going to marry, but then again he should be thanking whatever Lord he believes in that he doesn't have to be caught up with this woman ever again if he so chooses. Actually he should feel lucky - maybe he wasn't astute enough to realize what kind of woman this lady is... and who knows why really? Maybe she has money, maybe the sex was really good. Either way, now he is free to find another girl who is more mentally stable and isn't racist.

(e:ajay) - Does art need explanation? I would like to go further and ask, "Does art need meaning to be considered art?"

If art is art, then it doesn't matter where its staged. My father was up here last Monday and he thought that our downstair neighbors ashtray had the butts arranged in an interesting pattern, so he took a picture of it... for him that was art.

(e:Drchlorine) said something interesting and worth repeating -

:Another loser: the intentional alienation of the audience. You can convey the ideas of alienation or confusion without actually alienating or confusing your audience. Employing metaphors and giving NO CLUE as to their meaning anywhere else in the work is one way that artists may commit this foul. Any art that does this without allowing the concession of "the components are open to interpretation" is a sham. You can find the same sort of Tom-foolery from authors of theoretical or philosophical texts. These egg-heads intentionally make their work incomprehensible, knowing full well that if anyone outside of their academic priesthood knew what the hell they were saying, they'd be out of the job.

Something that is intrinsic in its beauty doesn't need explanation, but if an artist creates something that is intentionally devoid of meaning what is it other than just an odd combination of ingredients and nothing more? As far as I'm concerned, art in the classification that Dr. C outlined is nothing more than a shop project. If people can't find beauty or meaning in a piece of art then it isn't art. The worst kind of "art" is the kind in the italicized quote above... people want to see what YOU have to say as an artist - they don't care about what THEY have to say as viewers of art because they already knew that before they showed up to see your installation.

(e:Southernyankee) Hi. :) I'm actually going to be starting a new training routine soon so I can sympathize - the one used by the U.S. Army Rangers. Maybe thats a little hardcore, but the only thing I can think of offhand is the usual generic advice of starting small and working your way up. I think its very cool that you are doing that bikeride - if you ask me completing something like that is a big accomplishment, and I for one am hella impressed!

e-strippers - I made an abhorration of a smoothie today and I need some advice. I used bananas, plums, some odd cross between a tangerine and an orange, ice and some pre-fab mixed juice. The taste is pleasant, if not a bit too tart for me... but visually the smoothie looks like someone dropped flecks of truffle into my drink. Gross... Any ideas for some different fruit combos for a kick ass smoothie?