another title.
Note to self,
when inflicted with second degree burns across shoulders from raging gay sun, do not assume aloe is always going to be your savior. Example. Do not apply aloe liberally, then cover with shirt.
When you go visit your gram and she knows you have a sunburn, she will try to examine it. When she does so, you will note that the shirt has now dried to your skin and is attached. She will break the bond in such a way that your eyeballs will fall out of your head.
ow. ow. ow. bitches.
when inflicted with second degree burns across shoulders from raging gay sun, do not assume aloe is always going to be your savior. Example. Do not apply aloe liberally, then cover with shirt.
When you go visit your gram and she knows you have a sunburn, she will try to examine it. When she does so, you will note that the shirt has now dried to your skin and is attached. She will break the bond in such a way that your eyeballs will fall out of your head.
ow. ow. ow. bitches.
