"storms and angry lisps" written by Fellyconnelly on estrip.org

Category: work

05/16/07 02:10 - 51ºF - ID#39304

storms and angry lisps

This is my third attempt at writing a post.
Entry number one got eaten by a power outage/storm.
Entry number two was lost in a horrible backspace/back a page incident.

here we go

we just had a really crazy 5 minute storm. dark as hell, lightning, rain like a waterfall, etc... we lost power which ate my first entry. and now its gone, sun is out, and only 5 minutes have passed!

before that a fella with a lisp came in and wanted to pay his bill. being as though we are not a corporate, the only way we can accept payments is through Precash, which charges for every payment. And its cash only. So the guy just flipped out on me and then said that I was rude. I told him that he needs to chill. He demanded that I call customer service. I told him that irregardless of what customer service tells me, I cannot do something that my system physically will not allow me to do.
Where is your manager?
I am the manager.
Where is your home office?
This is the home office.
If you are not sprint then you take that sign down now!
um. no.
What are you going to tell sprint when i bring somebody from sprint into here tomorrow?
um... the same thing that i'm telling you now.

incidentally, this guy has been in this store several times before trying to do all kinds of stuff that only a corporate office can do. So he knows that I cannot do this stuff. Also he had a lisp.

I have to say that normally i am one of the most helpful and understanding persons ever, but sometimes people are so besides themselves that I have to laugh so that I don't get pissed..

and i just heated up soup which means i'm now very busy!

Permalink: storms_and_angry_lisps.html
Words: 312
Location: New Paltz, NY

Category: work

05/15/07 05:44 - 74ºF - ID#39287

woes and potters

Yesterday afternoon I received a phone call from Anthony who informed me that he is probably going to go to the other store, the one that is offering more an hour, plus a full 40 hour week, plus feature commissions.

So Thor is trying to keep Anthony, so he is doing everything that he can to keep him employed in this company. Which could pretty much affect MY hours. Anthony has already informed me that he would NOT allow that to happen - but I am still nervous.

It sucks because I gave them such advance notice of my leaving so as to not screw them, but i'm the one who may end up getting screwed in the long run. It's like a catch 22. They have to keep the people who work here happy. So the people that are already intending on leaving might as well be the ones who get the short end of the stick.

In other news....

I uploaded a ridiculous amount of videos to my youtube account. all kinds of ridiculousness.

Also - July 13th is my new hero. Harry Potter! Which reminds me. there is a toad like woman who walks around the mall sometimes. She has some kind of neck condition that makes her whole head look like a giant toad or Jabba the Hut kind of creature. And once she wore a pink bow in her hair and I swore that she was dressing up as Professor Umbridge.
I would have voted for this woman to be the dolores umbridge over that imelda woman. for serious.

Permalink: woes_and_potters.html
Words: 262
Location: New Paltz, NY

Category: d zine

05/12/07 01:04 - 59ºF - ID#39247

Tasty Baby

For some reason i feel as though somebody somewhere is about to yell at me........

hehe...

Steven wants one too. maybe i should charge him....

Permalink: Tasty_Baby.html
Words: 27
Location: New Paltz, NY

Category: daily grind

05/11/07 02:23 - 53ºF - ID#39237

Veal is for lovers

I just spent about 2 hours on my friend's Myspace account friending every person I could find from the UK. She is a musician and requested that I, her northeast marketing director, do so. Considering how much I can't stand Myspace, it was very benevolant of me.

I just ordered a rubber tree plant for my mother for sunday. I don't really have much of an explanation why I would order such a thing, but confusing her makes me very happy. And i'm sure she will make some type of comment about trying to grow rubbers... my mom sure is kooky.

I also ordered a set of 6 prestretched canvasas to create jess's birthday present.

The paintings in the background will be the inspiration for it - as seen on HGTV.

I like the idea of that and Jess has been asking for a Felly Original for a while. Of course her birthday was May1 - so i better get a move on.

Tonight I'm making a Tshirt for Erin for her birthday. it will read simply

"I went to the veal house and all I got was this tasty baby"

wrong... very very wrong...

Permalink: Veal_is_for_lovers.html
Words: 195
Location: New Paltz, NY

05/10/07 11:38 - 62ºF - ID#39222

The kitten is biting my toes.

One of my employees just called me to let me know that if i wanted some extra hours that I could come in early and he would get out early... Nice to know, Anthony... I'll keep that in mind... thanks much. no.

I'm not allowed to wake Lauren up until Noon. She has been working crazy hours for the past two weeks and finally has a morning wherein she can sleep in. So... noon. I have another half an hour to dick around on Wazina's laptop while she gets ready to head into work.

I'm thinking about spending a little bit ripping up that horrid bush in the front yard. Actually there are four bushes there, surrounding a large boulder. And of course, it is all boxed in by very contemporary wood edgers. (sarcasm) I imagine that the roots run very deep as well.... this should be interesting... By the time I am done, I would not be suprised if we end up with a shovel across the yard and me having a hissy fit.

Wow that just reminded me of the time i got stuck in the driveway here and looked up to see all of my housemates watching me try to shovel my way INTO the driveway. and then the cheap ass shovel broke and I proceeded to throw it across the yard. We found it when the snow melted.

I think I just realized that I'm a total impatient, hot tempered asshole. Which is funny b ecause when shit goes down at work I'm the last person to lose it.

anyway... I'm going to go clean the kitty box.

Permalink: The_kitten_is_biting_my_toes_.html
Words: 272
Location: New Paltz, NY

05/09/07 01:30 - 78ºF - ID#39208

confabulation

I've noticed that, more often now, I have been absorbing as much about the Hudson Valley and the Catskills as I can. I'm savoring the sites and the sounds. Soon I'll be leaving all this behind, and it makes me sad....

Lake Minnewaska

Katerskille falls... (i don't even know if i spelled that correctly)

There are Waterfalls everywhere I go

I'll miss looking out over these beautiful mountains....

and seeing her with this beautiful backdrop up at the Rock Garden..

I guess I'm just being overly romantic of this place... its not like i don't stop at least once a day and think to myself "I can't wait to get out of here!"

Permalink: confabulation.html
Words: 123
Location: New Paltz, NY

05/06/07 04:16 - 58ºF - ID#39178

disrupted

We decided last night that it would probably be a good idea to not move out of new paltz officially till the end of july. I would still like to get an apartment in buffalo sometime in the beginning of july and spend the month getting there and getting everything ready for our official arrival, but there is too much going on in July...

First of all my family (who lives all around Buffalo) are having a family reunion [idown here][/i] in the middle of July. Also there is a large fourth of july campout at my friend's house that I do not want to miss...

Also I have spent almost ten years in this little town, and I have to admit that as much as it pisses me off some times, I really am quite attached... I have only made one big time move in my life... home to new paltz... now its new paltz to buffalo... all my 8 gazillion new paltz friends and aquaintances.... gone...

anyway... its now after four and I am supposed to finish sanding down this dresser and get it stained and finished TONIGHT>.... so yeah i got lots of work to do..

Permalink: disrupted.html
Words: 198
Location: New Paltz, NY

05/04/07 01:27 - 61ºF - ID#39153

Yes'm officer ma'm

I had a customer just enter my store and chat it up with me. He asked me if I had ever thought about a career in corrections. He wasn't trying to sell me on anything, he just thought I should be a corrections officer. I wonder if I give off that vibe...

I used to be the head of security at this bar/club here in NP. I was badass and made a LOT of enemies. There were a lot of underage whiney little girls that hated my guts every thursday night when I denied them entry or kicked them out. Part of me really loved that job. I am such a nice, compliant person that to have a job where I HAD to be strict, mean, and controlling was sort of a stress releif. It was like all that secret inner aggression that I had lurking under the surface of my glassy and calm exterior was able to escape... I just hated the drunkards....

The funny thing is that a couple of the 'perks' that the guy had named was that I would get to carry a badge and a gun. Do I really want to carry a gun?
that is an interesting question to ask myself. because part of me is opposed to guns, and the other part of me would love to go to the shooting range and try it out. I don't think I would carry it around or anything...

Anyway... as intersting as it may sound, I don't think that being a corrections officer is the game for me... i do enjoy an occasional smoke if ya know what i mean.. ;)

Permalink: Yes_m_officer_ma_m.html
Words: 276
Location: New Paltz, NY

05/02/07 12:33 - 57ºF - ID#39127

the final countdown...

T minus two months till the big move...
HERE WE COME BUFFALO!!! are you ready for us?

or, more appropriately, are we ready for you?

not really... i need a job and i need an apartment.... its rather nervewracking to be so close to the move and yet so far from being ready... i have no idea what my life will be like in two months. All i know is that I'll be with my lady. I'm just going to go with it.
rock on.

anyone have a job or an apartment that you want to offer me?

~the Felly

Permalink: the_final_countdown_.html
Words: 100
Location: New Paltz, NY

02/23/07 06:51 - 20ºF - ID#38258

Intro and moving

Here I am, new to (e:strip).

I'm moving to Buffalo this summer so I wanted to get a little bit of a feel for the place and the people.

I've visited once a few weeks ago - my girlfriend is attending UB.

whats happenin with buffalo? Will I like it? do i have a choice?

F

fellyconnelly writes at 03:16:56 04/11/07 - Comment #17395: i don't think i know how to use this website... but at any rate - thanks for all the replies that i didn't see that i had till now...

move date is scheduled for july 1 or so - everything is quite crazy for now - i still don't have a job OR apartment!
my girlfriend is attending UB... so here we come... we are moving from New Paltz, NY. I guess that since I'm moving from such a liberal town to elsewhere i'm wondering if i'm going to be in for a shock with buffalo... i'm excited for it yet still cautious... i guess time will tell, eh?

uncutsaniflush writes at 11:01:43 02/24/07 - Comment #15972: welcome.

It's hard to say if you would like Buffalo without knowing what you like.

Buffalo is a city with character. It reminds me of an aging movie star down on her luck hoping to make a comeback.

There's lots of good restaurants in the Buffalo area. And, if (e:peeps) are to be believed, there are plenty of opportunities for partying.

Buffalo has a very good art museum and a symphony orchestra. It also has a couple of professional sport teams.

One day, my wife, (e:leetee) and I were driving through Buffalo on the way to Hamilton, ON (which incidentially is the Buffalo of Ontario) and she said "ha ha ha we could always move to Buffalo" in a sarcastic way. And much to her surprise and mine, we moved here a couple of years later after doing lots of research.

We really like living in Buffalo but it's not a city for everyone. But then, no city is.

joshua writes at 08:27:06 02/23/07 - Comment #15961: What kind of things are you into?

leetee writes at 07:05:02 02/23/07 - Comment #15959: I hope you like it! It would totally suck to move to a new city and find out you think it blows. I reckon it depends on your standards.

Where you moving from?

If you don't mind a bit of cold.. and i don't mean (e:lilho)'s attitude towards her hometown, then i think you will do just fine.

Welcome to (e:strip)!

metalpeter writes at 06:59:13 02/23/07 - Comment #15958: I think like a lot of cities there will be things that (based on your personality and political outlook) you will like and dislike about Buffalo. Welcome to the site I hope you enjoy it and that you interact with other (e:peeps) in a positive way.

Permalink: Intro_and_moving.html
Words: 57
Location: New Paltz, NY

Author Info

Date Cloud

Category Cloud

More Entries

After This

My Fav Posts

Search

Latest Entries

Chatter

New Site Wide Comments