Category: life

10/30/08 10:35 - 42ºF - ID#46437

deja vu

In a previous relationship several years back, I had the experience now and then where I dreaded the breakup, but when I contemplated how I would actually feel if we did break up, I felt a sense of relief. Especially when I actually got near to the point of breaking up a few times.

Being an employee of a business can be very much like being in a relationship. Things are getting increasingly dysfunctional at work right now, and my mental quality of life is being seriously diminished. To the point that I nearly forgot to pick up my son at daycare today. While I won't go into details, I'm feeling very much the same way I felt several years ago about this person that I dated.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: halloween

10/30/08 12:23 - 40ºF - ID#46426

Costume Cutback

The last several halloweens (with the exception of my sparse elf-hat appearance at (e:ladycroft)'s halloween party two years ago) I've attempted to go make an usual costume making use of a well-known cultural reference that is not typically the subject costume design. Two years ago, it was a "have a nice day smiley face". Last year it was "D*ck in a box". I wanted this year to go as the freecreditreport.com pirate complete with guitar, but the time constraints of new fatherhood make that unworkable. I'll still do something that's unique and a cultural reference, but I guess I'll have to settle for a bit of cop-out this year. It won't be great, but it probably won't make failblog.org

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: haiku

10/25/08 12:26 - 51ºF - ID#46317

Sick Haiku

Family all sick
Daddy must be strong for all
Make matzo ball soup

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Words: 13
Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: funny

10/16/08 12:33 - 55ºF - ID#46143

Other Commonly Held Misconceptions

I found this during the last time I took my son to the Mosier clinic on Main St.

I always wondered why I never was able to find any Chlamydia on the Garden Walk.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: humor

10/08/08 09:05 - ID#45988

Trying To Find Humor For The New Year

Happy Year Of Our Lord 5769. As a new year's resolution, I'll try to find the humor in ugly things. After hearing more dismal financial news on NPR today, something occurred in my head and made me chuckle.

If there was a merger between the two largest mortgage companies, you'd get

Freddie Mac + Fannie Mae = Frannie Mace.