oh misery

I have some advice for all of you out there. Don't drink several budweisers and follow them with a couple of tequila sunrises and a shot of tequila. I don't care how "free" those last 3 drinks were. I've vomited 8 times today. I vomit, get thirsty, drink water, vomit again. I want a buffalo mommy who will let me watch tv on her couch and give me a washcloth for my forehead. I guess I did better than Keith, he actually vomited on the bathroom floor last night. That was after he stopped short on the drive to his house and catapulted me into the front seat from the back. I'm going to have a serious knee bruise to show off in a few days. I still need to do a few more things to my damn website but I think I need to be completely inactive today and try to comfort my fractured body. If anyone out there loves me and brings me a ginger ale I will reward them with an eternal fondness.


but uh... yeah

Happy St. Patty Day