"Dog Park extravaganza" written by Libertad on estrip.org

04/22/06 01:36 - 56ºF - ID#25727

Dog Park extravaganza

Went to the dog park today with one of my good friends. She will remain annonymous, because the story is kind of embarassing. One thing I gotta say about the dog park at hoyt lake (yea it's a soccer field, but there are more dogs there than soccer players) is that I love to watch the dynamics of the dogs and the owners. There is always an alfa, both among the people and the dogs. The dogs form packs and run and run and run. Unfortunately, my friends dog was drinking from nasty puddles. On the way home my friend was driving and I was in the passenger seat. The dog was in the back. This dog is like the size of a small horse. So we are just driving away and talking when out of no where the dog vomits all over me. It was everywhere and it soaked right through my jeans and underwear. She stops the car in the middle of the street blocking someones driveway. Of course someone happened to be leaving at that very moment, and saw me standing outside with puke all over my side. It was quite the spectacle, with my friend freaking out and me just laughing because what else was there to do? Needless to say, when I got home I stripped naked and hit the shower. Even when I got out after like 20 minutes I still felt like there was puke residue all over. Now I have to go to laundrymat. Maybe I'll go to Elmwood and Auburn. I never go to that one cause I always get annoyed there with their side loading washing machines. The top loaders are always taken.

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04/21/06 08:41 - 71ºF - ID#25726

Titties

Today I was sitting on the bench in front of Spot with my friend Justin. As we were enjoying our coffee this guy comes and asks to sit on the bench with us. He was wearing a hat with a bald eagle and the US flag. As he takes a seat he says, "Man, that girl in there has big titties." Immediately I felt uncomfortable. Justin decides to strike up a conversation with him. Then he tells us that he hasn't seen titties in so long because just got out of prison after being there for 6 months. Justin asks him what he was in for and he replies, "Oh I would rather not talk about that." I said, "Well you were the one that brought it up." Anyways, he continues to talk about titties. Finally, I said "Look, we don't like titties." He said, "oh, I kind of figured." Justin turns to me and asks if we can go and that was the end of that. Although this man was a teensy bit crazy, why do some guys feel the need to talk about titties to strangers as if they were speaking about the weather?

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04/19/06 08:20 - 67ºF - ID#25725

Death at Hoyt Lake

Today I was at Hoyt Lake and counted 60 dead fish in the water. Those were only the ones that I saw on the surface. There were some signs of life. I saw lots of little fish, but all the fish that were dead appeared to be about 5-6 inches on avg. Heard several fish jumping out of water. Is that because they are happy, hungry, suffocating or having seizures?

Besides the deaths, the park was beautiful as always. Frederick Olmstead is a.o.k in my book.

Would love to hear people's theories regarding the dead fish.

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04/17/06 02:09 - 40ºF - ID#25724

Sacrificial Lamb of God

Sacrificial Lamb of God taste good!

My dad made this tasty lamb for Easter dinner. When I walked into his house, I said it smells like Grandma's because she is the only one i know who cooks lamb.

Lamb of God, who take away the sins of the world, spare us, O Lord!.
Lamb of God, who take away the sins of the world, graciously hear us, O Lord!.
Lamb of God, who take away the sins of the world, have mercy on us.

Ok I swear never to talk about lambs again!

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04/16/06 03:50 - 44ºF - ID#25723

Happy Easter!

Clarice Starling: I heard a strange noise.
Hannibal Lecter: What was it?
Clarice Starling: It was... screaming. Some kind of screaming, like a child's voice.
Hannibal Lecter: What did you do?
Clarice Starling: I went downstairs, outside. I crept up into the barn. I was so scared to look inside, but I had to.
Hannibal Lecter: And what did you see, Clarice? What did you see?
Clarice Starling: Lambs. The lambs were screaming.
Hannibal Lecter: They were slaughtering the spring lambs?
Clarice Starling: And they were screaming.
Hannibal Lecter: And you ran away?
Clarice Starling: No. First I tried to free them. I... I opened the gate to their pen, but they wouldn't run. They just stood there, confused. They wouldn't run.
Hannibal Lecter: But you could and you did, didn't you?
Clarice Starling: Yes. I took one lamb, and I ran away as fast as I could.
Hannibal Lecter: Where were you going, Clarice?
Clarice Starling: I don't know. I didn't have any food, any water and it was very cold, very cold. I thought, I thought if I could save just one, but... he was so heavy. So heavy. I didn't get more than a few miles when the sheriff's car picked me up. The rancher was so angry he sent me to live at the Lutheran orphanage in Bozeman. I never saw the ranch again.
Hannibal Lecter: What became of your lamb, Clarice?
Clarice Starling: They killed him.

Happy Easter! Enjoy your lambs

Check up on the History of the Lamb on Easter

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04/14/06 12:18 - 47ºF - ID#25722

Coco Conejo

This photo says animal testing is wrong. Animals feel love too.

jason writes at 11:02:48 04/16/06 - Comment #6530: BTW, my chemical testing comment was totally in jest (just to pre-empt overly sensitive fucks, not you)

jason writes at 07:04:27 04/15/06 - Comment #6500: Nice pic. What a cute little critter. I think we should do all of our chemical testing on Liberals instead of animals.

metalpeter writes at 03:08:03 04/15/06 - Comment #6489: I'm sure we all buy things that are animal tested and don't know it. I eat animals I admit it. But as far as testing goes I think that is wrong. Yes animals do have simalur biology to humans but they are not the same. So I say test it on humans. I'm not joking I'm serious there are a lot of down and out people who need money test your make up and drugs on them and see what happens. I know some people say that isn't etichal but I disagree. All people tested would be paid and any medical problems that accur from testing would be payed for to and if death accurid then funneral costs would be paid. If something is that dangerous then it needs to be altered before anyliving thing is tested with it.

theecarey writes at 04:40:08 04/14/06 - Comment #6478: Remember: Residents for Responsible Government. If I find any reports that are not overly scientific, I will pass them your way. Also, as I talk to people I can ask a few good questions. Anyway, here is that link I told you about. Thought it would be easier it get to it from the comment section than putting it into a post-it. Good luck on your project. Keep me updated?? :::link:::
Carey :)

hodown writes at 08:35:32 04/14/06 - Comment #6456: How adorable. I wanna snuggle too!!

theecarey writes at 01:48:40 04/14/06 - Comment #6448: That is a gorgeous bunny. Animals feel and respond to love.. and it is so easy to give it to them. I love animals-- all of them. Although, I still eat them on occasion! :)

leetee writes at 12:21:12 04/14/06 - Comment #6446: what an adorable bunny. great pic, too. and yeah, i totally agree with you, animals do feel love. that's why i don't eat them. :O)

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04/13/06 12:13 - 51ºF - ID#25721

Italian Stallions

I love Stallions especially the Italian ones.

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04/09/06 10:27 - 34ºF - ID#25720

Bush receives a lashing

"While I listen to you talk about freedom, I see you assert your right to tap my telephone, to arrest me and hold me without charges, to try to preclude me from breathing clean air and drinking clean water," real estate broker Harry Taylor told Bush at a town hall meeting. "I have never felt more ashamed of nor more frightened by my leadership in Washington."

"I feel like, despite your rhetoric, that compassion and common sense have been left far behind during your administration," he told Bush. "And I would hope, from time to time, that you have the humility and the grace to be ashamed of yourself."

"I'm not going to apologize for what I did on the terrorist surveillance program. ... Would I apologize for that? The answer is, absolutely not," he said to applause.

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04/03/06 11:58 - 38ºF - ID#25719

Will we lose Mondo?

I have gone back and forth in my mind regarding the Hotel thing. When I learned that Mondo Video probably would not move to a new location due to the high rents charged on other parts of Elmwood, my mind was made up. Without Mondo we are all at the mercy of Blockbuster. They don't even have an uncut version of Showgirls! Since I never plan on staying at a Hotel on Elmwood Ave, Mondo is clearly the better option for me.

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04/03/06 11:36 - 38ºF - ID#25718

Horoscopes/Astrología

I compared the horoscopes posted in spanish and english on the Yahoo webpage. I assumed they would be the same, but they are entirely different.

Yahoo in english

Quickie:
Today focus exclusively on the people and things in your life that will endure.

Overview:
Your loved ones know they can count on you for just about anything -- you've always remembered the necessities and niceties that everyone else lets slide. If they ask, let them in on your secret.

Yahoo en español

VIDA PRIVADA
Por fin, las cosas empiezan a mejorar y hay un nuevo romance en tu vida. De todas maneras no te debes dejar por el encanto de alguien, porque te puedes desilusionar cuando ese brillo termine.

Basically, it says things are improving starting to improve in my life and there is a new romance in my life. I shouldn't, however, be swept up by their charm becauses I will be dissapointed when it ends.

I looked at other peoples signs and realized the spanish ones are all much more specific about what they say. ¡Que interesante!

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