"Sex in the snow?" written by Paul on estrip.org

Category: sex

09/28/08 07:20 - 66ºF - ID#45829

Sex in the snow?

Some random stranger who signed up for estrip messaged me today saying its tragic that I am bald now as I would be cold outside if I were naked in the winter.

I tried to explain to him how that would be not fun and that I really don't think there are winter nudists. He probably could only imagine the hot extreme of weather which isn't so bad in short doses.

Apparently, some people have thought about his though because I decided to type "snow fetish" into google which lead me to chillygirls.com. I am not even making a link, type it in and visit if your want - IT IS NOT WORK SAFE and sadly chillyguys.com just redirects back to chillygirls.com

Whats absolutely so crazy is - I could not find one sngle mention of gay snow fetishes and lets be honest - gay people can fetishize anything. It makes me think that man parts and snow don't mix. I mean mine definately don't.

Does anyone have sex in the snow? Have any of you had sex in snow?

tinypliny writes at 07:21:23 10/01/08 - Comment #39450: Contrary to what that stranger who mailed you thinks, I think having shorter hair or being bald in the winter is actually a good idea. First, your short short hair dries faster and if you are bald, you would not hesitate to wear a close fitting cap on your head for the fear of getting cap/hat hair. So the end result is you are more likely to take protective measures against the snow when you are bald rather than when you have a lot of hair that is notoriously hard to keep in check.

metalpeter writes at 07:02:34 09/29/08 - Comment #39355: I didn't sign up for the site but there is something kinda hot about the site. Or maybe it is just the tied up pictures of girls. Snow isn't a fetish of mine at all. Yes the snow is very nice but not the cold aspect. I have heard of things like girls skiing or snowboarding topless but that is different. I myself have not been lucky enough or maybe that is unlucky enough to have sex in the snow. Not that sex in the snow sounds bad but I don't know as I would want to whip it out and try to stay hard as the blood wants to go the other way but it could be fun. In terms of Snowballing I have never tried it, the 1st defination I could never do but the 2nd one sounds hot kinda. I mean at first it sounds gross but there is also that thing that you love someone so much that you would kiss them after they just got you off.

james writes at 11:45:10 09/28/08 - Comment #39331: ya, I have seen gay snow porn. Doesn't turn my crank but can see the appeal.

gardenmama writes at 09:27:06 09/28/08 - Comment #39330: Wow - I'm really out of touch - I didn't even know there was an "urban dictionary" - I could probably learn some new terminology.

paul writes at 09:21:17 09/28/08 - Comment #39329: But whats funnier is that according tot he same urban dictionary a "snow frog" is a french canadian and a snow mexican is a candian living/working illegally in the US.

paul writes at 09:15:11 09/28/08 - Comment #39328: According to the urban dictionary... :::link:::

gardenmama writes at 09:11:03 09/28/08 - Comment #39327: Would that be considered being snow-balled?

tiburon1724 writes at 08:38:07 09/28/08 - Comment #39323: that site's great! thanks! :)

paul writes at 08:15:58 09/28/08 - Comment #39322: I remember and that doesn't count because you were not in the snow.

matthew writes at 07:27:23 09/28/08 - Comment #39320: I've had sex WITH snow.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: words

09/28/08 06:47 - 66ºF - ID#45828

Typing on a non-networked machine

So this getting in touch with Danielle (e:paul,45806) reminded me of one of the most fun nights of my high school years. It was before the internet touched my life. She had this word processor. Not the computer type, but the kind you type into and can edit and print. Like a hybrid mini terminal/typerwiter. I think it looked something like this.

We spent the evening typing one sentence after another into the machine creating a story of sorts. I wonder what it said. I serioulsy, can't remember a thing about it - maybe she can. I do remember wandering around afterwards and imagining that everytime we stepped on a sewer cover that we were transported into another universe. I started to belive it after a while because everytime we would step on one, no more cars or anyone went by and it snowed and snowed.

Its crazy how much time I spent just wandering around in the snow in my youth. I do just about everything to avoid it now.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: hair

09/28/08 09:03 - 62ºF - ID#45820

Shaved My Head Again

I tried to give myself a haircut again but just trimming the sides. Unfortunately, that left me with a mullet. So then I tried to cut it shorter in the back too which gave me this really bad guido haircut. Then I trimmed the top to, not bald just short and it looked too military. Then I decided to turn it into a mohawk but when it was done I decided I was too old for that which took me to the next step - buzz cut.

Somehow this happens everytime. It makes showering really convenient.

tinypliny writes at 07:27:11 10/01/08 - Comment #39452: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU SHAVED THAT GORGEOUSLY HANDSOME MOUSTACHE. :/

I am very displeased in a New-Delhi-nasty-kind-of-way. I don't have anyone to mob now. :/

tiburon1724 writes at 08:39:44 09/28/08 - Comment #39324: I like rockin' the buzzcut in the summer, I've grown my hair back in for the colder weather though. I'm too scared to try doing anything to my hair by myself, so I go to Supercuts even for a buzz!

iriesara writes at 07:26:13 09/28/08 - Comment #39319: thank god the mustache is gone, that's all I have to say, even considering my fine intrigue for the shaved head business, which is none

paul writes at 12:20:15 09/28/08 - Comment #39312: I just look younger. You are getting it confused.

hodown writes at 12:06:05 09/28/08 - Comment #39310: You look kinda hot in those pictures!

metalpeter writes at 10:36:09 09/28/08 - Comment #39306: You so should have kept the mohawk that would have been interesting. I tried to cut my hair once, that is why my hair is different lengths. I was shaving and was going up towards my ear and my hand sliped and I took a chunk out of the hair on the side so it was time to shave all the hair on the side. My hair was long enough that mos of the time you couldn't tell how short the stuff on the sides and in the back was. I'm sure the back wasn't exactly even but again you couldn't tell from the hair on top of it.

gardenmama writes at 10:21:06 09/28/08 - Comment #39304: My son ends up doing that everytime he tries to cut his own hair. One of his friends gave him a buzz cut once when there was something wrong with the clippers. He ended up with these completely down to the skin bare spots on his head (sort of a leopardy pattern, though more sporatic). I, of course, had to make fun of him and call him spot. It took forever for the hair to grow back on those spots too - it was wierd. Anyway, it's a nice look on you - you look very handsome (and serious).

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: web

09/27/08 02:26 - 70ºF - ID#45806

Danielle Woodman - Terry's Friend?

So (e:terry) left his facebook signed in and I decided to search for people I knew in Buffalo that I cared to find out about in order to see if it was worth joining. The problem is the people I cared about in any way - I pretty much have contact with and the rest of the people I knew, I don't really care if I know them anymore as I would have kept contact.

That coupled with the fact that the few people I could possibly care about don't seem to be on the internet at all, or are woman with new last names I have no idea about, or are form foreign countries and don't seem to be on facebook.

Then I saw this:

Just as I was about to quit looking, she magically showed up as someone that (e:Terry) should be friends with because of their mutual friends with Nameless Bitch and (e:gaylynnemup). What a small world. I guess it is Buffalo after all but really what are the chances of that, especially considering the two of them are not Buffalonians, (e:terry) is no a Buffalonian and she graduated high school like 3 years before I did. Maybe (e:terry) is a Buffalonian now. I guess he spent more of his adult year here than anywhere else.

Danielle contributed a lot to my growing up, even though we knew each other for such a short time - I would say during that time I changed from being a kid to being a semi-adult and no I do not mean this in a sexual way. It would be so interesting to get to talk to her now

Maybe Nameless Bitch can invite her to our holloween party?

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Location: Buffalo, NY
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Category: music

09/26/08 06:16 - 65ºF - ID#45802

Little bit of Rave history

So my favoritest of favorite raves was this one Syrous party at Cinespace in Toronto. It was some giant movie studio maybe. Anyways, I remember the laser show was insane amazing and ther music was different than anything I had heard at all the other parties up to that point.

The lasers were insane. I know I just said it but I remeber that was the only time I was ever really impressed by a light show.

So I found these images online but I have the flyer upstairs. I remember looking it up before and none of the djs music matched what I remembered. Then looking over this forum

carefully I saw that Mickey Finn (UK) was replaced by Andy C because of imigration problems.

Mickey Finn was originally billed but due to immigration he couldn't enter the country. We were lucky enough to get Andy C to spin.

How crazy is that? (e:hodown) remembers this party too I am sure. I think we even saw my cousin Christina there.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: dancing

09/26/08 05:27 - 65ºF - ID#45801

Dancing for jesus

I am thinking about going dancing in Rochester tonight. MC jumper who I enjoy is MCing the hardcore room at Tilt.

Anyways, semi related but way more interesting I was looking some Andy C stuff on youtube and found some jungle music remixed to a video of christian dancers at different churches being moved by the holy spirit. Looks like there are ravers everywhere.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

09/25/08 10:17 - ID#45791

Buffalo biodiesel

Turning your fryer grease into something useful. How awesome is
that.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

09/25/08 10:07 - ID#45790

Driscoll's organic golden raspberries

They taste almost exactly like the red ones - yummy.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: cars

09/22/08 09:47 - 55ºF - ID#45764

Cars with hard drives built in

According to the cadillac commercial I just saw, cars come with hard drives now. I realize my car does not have any hard drive so I can't say much but when they started bragging about how their car comes with a 40gb hard drive, I just couldn't get excited. I feel for something car size, it should have a TB or something, right?

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: food

09/21/08 09:16 - 64ºF - ID#45751

Pears Processing Continues

I seriously still have a large bushel of green pears and a regular bushel of yellow/red pears and a lot of pears still on the tree. I seriously worked 3 eight hour days on pear processing. Thankfully this happens only once every two years and thankfully pears are one of my favorite fruits and one I am not alergic to.

I love this organic pear juice. Unfortunately, it is so expensive. More unfortunately, Wegman's stores it right under display lights, so close that the bottles get hot. I refuse to pay almost $4.00 for something cooked by a display light. Fortunately, I am a pear baron and can make as much as I want.

Here is one of my cute jars of it.

I started picking more pears at noon and I just stopped processing pears 10 minutes ago.

Okay, I look very special ed here, but it was scary with the pears falling on my head. (e:terry) didn't wear a helmet and one hit him in the head. Its like a twenty foot drop for some of the pears. I knocked a lot of them down using an old branch that fell off the tree during the wind storm. I kept thinking it is like having your arms ripped off and then being beaten by it.

Today, my mother joined us and the four of us peeling, cored and slices pears for the entire afternoon.

Boiling the jars is time consuming but so worth it. People say you can just make them for the freezer but what is the point of using energy and space all years long when you can just spend an extra 20 minutes and boil them. Preserving stuff is so worht it. Next year I am going to build a preservation cellar room and jar a ton of stuff, not just tomatoes and pears.

Here we have 3 bushels of sliced pears in sugary yum, yum syrup.

I made more pears sauce with the iregular ones. This time it was a little more pureed like baby food. I like it both ways.

The sauce is really good with pork chops. They were so cheap for some reason. Eight of them for $9.00 which is way better priced than the lame chops for which I got 8 for like $20.00.

The pork chops were really good cooked.

fellyconnelly writes at 07:12:12 09/24/08 - Comment #39189: lady in white is actually a germ-o-phobe!
i can't remember who it was who told me.

libertad writes at 11:01:15 09/22/08 - Comment #39151: I'm not sure anyone knows the white lady's story so that is a good question. I suppose someone knows.

heidi writes at 06:50:25 09/22/08 - Comment #39133: Um... does anyone know the story of the lady in white?

hodown writes at 05:14:01 09/22/08 - Comment #39128: Ok fine- rock the helmet. Please just don't start rocking it all the time. It's such a fine line between you and the lady in white- you're already so close..

jason writes at 05:09:26 09/22/08 - Comment #39126: Paul, you were right to rock the bike helmet. Fuck how it looks man, sometimes things just have to work.

hodown writes at 04:57:42 09/22/08 - Comment #39124: a few things:

Pear Barron- awesome

You look special ed with the helmet- so funny
in one of the earlier posts you look muscletastic-totes hot.

are you ever going to email/call me back? or should i just talk to you in bianary code? 01101001011100001010101

fellyconnelly writes at 08:49:33 09/22/08 - Comment #39110: My grandmother cans pears every year and I actually asked her about it for the first time 2 weeks ago. You guys have the right idea. You should do peaches too!

tinypliny writes at 09:38:56 09/21/08 - Comment #39102: I just realized that I actually have never had pear sauce. I used to buy pears by the tonloads in my first year but lately I have not been very super-enthusiastic about them because they get spoilt so easily. Maybe I should have made pear sauce all those years. Late realization dawns...

paul writes at 09:36:09 09/21/08 - Comment #39101: Oh, I could have made like 30 gallons with all the pears we had. That wasn't all the juice, just one cute sample jar. It was the only small jar I own ;( I wish I had more small jars - maybe next year.

gardenmama writes at 09:33:21 09/21/08 - Comment #39100: Hey Paul - when you consider how long it took to make your pear sauce and/or juice, and how many pears it actually takes for a small amount, $4.00 for a bottle of the juice probably isn't really so bad. Of course, they cheat and do everything with automation. Your stuff looks great and I bet it's delicious.

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