Would you like a work place interruption? Then the Bureau of Workplace Interruptions is the organization for you.

I am so for real.

Silly asses!

I love this music

ok, so if Poxy makes it she'll be here
thanks leetee [inlink]leetee,142[/inlink] I could not resist sending in baby pictures of Poxy. She's actually 9 years old now safe and sound at my parents house. Everyone always made fun of her, lets see if she can reek her revenge through kitten wars.


Southernyankee and hodown, looks like we are doing something right. Maybe we should turn lesbian and really have it out. God knows I'm already queer.

To back my self up from earlier here is a little qoute

We can't destroy the inequities between men and women until we destroy marriage.
-Robin Morgan

I was riding back from the store on my bike (gotta love this weather) a few minutes ago when I remembered something. When I was a child I went to an elementary school that was missing most of the doors to the stalls in the bathroom. I think I was 9 or 10. My class was having a party and they passed out candy to all of us. I decided I had to go take take a leak and so I went to the restroom. I walked into the last door less stall and sat down on my throne. While I was sitting a little girl came to the back and looked at me. She immediately covered her mouth with her hand and exclaimed "ah ah ah." I was like, oh shit, "What?" and she said "you got candy, we ain't allowed" I said "my class is havin a party so we are allowed."

Other than that I went to okcupid and took their quiz. This is what they had to say about my answers.

Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMf)


But we figured you wouldn't understand, and rightly so. We don't understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain--riding your way to conquest after conquest.

Your sexual avarice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.

Your exact opposite:
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer

Personality-wise, you're carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you.

But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.



PS
note to Matthew- I'm going to miss your party. That bums me out but I gotta go to Georgia next week.
note to Terry- don't you want your plastic, honey? It's just sitting there

1. Did you support President Bush's decision to invade Iraq in 2003?
If yes, and knowing what you know today, would you change your answer?
Nope, even my newly "republican" grandma didn't like that one.

2. Do you think this Administration deliberately overstated the threat posed by Saddam in 2002 in making its claim to Congress? (ref. Gulf of Tonkin resolution, 1964).
Yeah, of course, rich politicians have their own agendas.

3. Almost as many people were killed by Katrina as were killed in 9/11. Do you think the reaction of this Administration has been even-handed to these two events? If not, why not?
No, it ain't the same. I hoped for a war on nature but that's a war that takes time. It's more immediate to wage a war on other people. Some says it's about the oil but I think it's about the people because they are the most valuable natural resource.

4. Do you think the enmasse wiretapping of phonecalls of American citizens by the Administration that has been revealed recently was illegal?
No, the patriot act made it legal, right? Yes, this is a fucked country where the government can do anything. Did I mention I work for the state? Why doesn't it apply to me as an individual? shit!

5. Do you think gays should have the right to marry?
No, nobody should. What the hell is marriage anyway? People should have the right to stay together if they want, no papers attached.

6. Do you support a woman's right to unhindered access to abortion?
Yes. If the world were a little less fucked up women might feel better bringing their kids into it, aka, destroy the patriarchy!

7. Do you support the idea of mandatory prayer in schools? If yes, would you support a Muslim Imam leading the prayers in your child(ren)'s school?
No, that should be a choice, at the same time there is little choice, you're kind of born into that religious shit. The first institution is family, then religion, school and govt. You can switch around the last three but the first is right on... unless you go to foster home.

8. Do you support the right of a person to grow a little bit of pot in
his/her home and consume it as s/he sees it fit? Assume the same
laws about DUI, DWI, etc. apply.
Come on. I support the right of meth users to kill themselves with the drug.

9. Do you support the idea of a national healthcare system? Why, or why not?
I don't know. Seeing as how I'm I debtor and not much of a moneymaker this rule doesn't matter so much. I don't have health insurance, at least not that I know of and I have to say it's a pain in my ass. I need to go to the dentist, you know? At the same time I don't want to take money from the proletariat who is wasting their life to put food on the table.

10.For self-identified Democrats/Republicans/Libertarians/Greens alike: would your answers to any of the questions 1-4 above be different if the President was (or was not, if you're Republican) from your party?
If yes, which ones and why?
N/A

my good old dad sent me this, hahaha.
not really...
i don't know if it's funny.
I am mad at mrs. clinton because of the damn chemicals that make my cigarette go out and taste like shit so... i guess it is funny.

in the mean time I'm supposted to go do things today but I'm so tired and lazy with papers to write. I may go to nyc tomorrow, not sure yet but it's looking that way. Should I go on a quest to find tk while there? Arzu and Oz will come as well.

my good old dad sent me this, hahaha.
not really...
i don't know if it's funny.

republican, democrat....
who gives a flying fuck,
big generalizations in a fake democracy.

I've been awake to long. Let's all become radical leftist or better yet just radicals. That's more fun.

I just got the oldest Ma Rainey record and it is off the chain!

My Apt. is a fucking wreck. I need a clear space and poster board to make a thesis outline. The dilemma is all of the sources and finding what they relate to.
I enjoy this Dada Manifesto by Tristan Tzara because of

I'm writing this manifesto to show that you can perform contrary actions at the same time, in one single, fresh breath; I am against action; as for continual contradiction, and affirmation too, I am neither for nor against them, and I won't explain myself because I hate common sense.


For me it's important make connections between things which aren't related. The title of my thesis is "the Barest Threads" I will be writing about class, gender, race, regions, nations and dialect but the title is also a reference to the strings that hold my edits together. Some of the things I'm looking for are the threads that travel through all of my work.
I wonder is their anything new that i like? I'm also reading Nietzsche's "The Use and Abuse of History." If only I weren't continuously distracted by this damn machine.

i just found a certain someone's debit card. also an athletic club and cappuccino card. it looks as though mike's idea came to life despite my non subtle tactics. we'll figure it out.