07/21/10 01:54 - 80.ºF - ID#52249
are you a. straight b. gay/lesbian c. bisexual d. transgendered??
I think SNL should do a skit about calling a "Quitline" to get free patches in which the caller is asked all of these ridiculous and personal questions. When the caller objects asking what this has to do with smoking the phone rep can remind them that these questions are mandatory if they want the free product.
For example....
Which of the following do you consider yourself?
a.straight
b.gay/lesbian
c. bisexual
d.transgendered
You're gay ok. Now which of the following best represents your preference
a.top
b.bottom
c. versatile
So that's my idea for an SNL skit. I think it would be really funny.
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07/19/10 09:25 - 73.ºF - ID#52242
Shit fuck-sorry it's just how i feel
Fire sends tower of black smoke skyward
Updated: Monday, 19 Jul 2010, 8:43 PM EDT
Published : Monday, 19 Jul 2010, 8:38 PM EDT
* Posted by: Eli George
BUFFALO, N.Y. (WIVB) - Fire is destroying an industrial building on Elmwood Avenue near Hertel in north Buffalo.
Fire crews were standing on the roof of adjacent buildings to try and quash the flames, but had to pull back as the intensity increased. They continue to fight the blaze at this hour, and News 4's Jericka Duncan will bring us the latest on News 4 at 10 and 11.
Copyright WIVB.com
I just closed all my windows. I just got home from a bike ride and saw it going into the air. I feared it would be an industrial fire.
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07/17/10 05:56 - 82.ºF - ID#52218
I hate crappy landlords
I got home yesterday and noticed that there was water dripping down from my bedroom window frame. Definitely something was wrong. I am wondering if maybe someone upstairs left water running or was having a plumbing issue so I call the emergency pager and let them know what is happening and that I would go upstairs to knock on the door to see if anything was wrong. It turns out that the girl's air conditioner was not placed properly and the water was running down through the walls into my apartment. So more than 24 hrs have passed by and nobody responded to my emergency page.
As much as I like my apartment I really can't wait to get out of here. I hate being treated like trash when I don't deserve it. When I do get out of here I am going to make a journal about what jerks these owners are and I am hoping to make it googleable. They really truly disgust me right now. I may be here for a while so I am hoping nothing goes wrong between now and when I move out.
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07/16/10 09:51 - 76.ºF - ID#52178
Your grandmother's scrub brush
They are 9in by 2.5in and have wooden handles. The bristles are tampico. They are very long lasting if you let them hang to dry out. These are definitely your grandmother's scrub brushes. Because there is no plastics they are much better on the earth.
Cash only peaches
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06/30/10 09:42 - 62.ºF - ID#52069
Texts out of context
back to getting on my knees for my money.
yup. fuckers
sure. not sure if i will be home or not. will leave money.
i know. i feel so bad for her...
definitely but it is weird now.
potatoes with cheese and bacon. just mike
typical asian house wife.
kids ruin everything!
im so thirsty.
im grillin at the river. we should do it together next time.
that guy freaked me out so bad. when they came i thought they were pissed about he noise or something. i had a good time though thanks for having it.
one more pair of ripped shorts i can't wear anymore.
nice pic
fuck yeah!
what is your house number?
your apt is still 4rent. they should advertise their drug window.
yes. i just walked in the door. hope they don't see my burn.
this fucking bitch is cleaning the fridge and they havent even finished packing. i swear i just want to walk out.
disgusting.
ill call you later unless you need me right now. reception is bad.
u better win me some money.
omg there are poops.
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06/25/10 09:00 - 64.ºF - ID#52032
priceline.com revisited
The point of this all is to say that the car cost me more than I had thought. In the end the final bill is as follows:
$24.61 Rental fee including taxes from priceline.com
$27.88 Insurance from Avis
$15.00 gasoline
$4.00 tolls
TOTAL $71.49
The reason that the insurance was more than I expected was because $10 only insured the car. The other $18 insured me in case of personal or property injury I may cause on to others. I was not willing to take the risk of not being fully insured so I paid the extra.
The funny thing is that if I had my own car it would have been so cheap for me to rent the car because I would have had my own insurance policy that would cover rentals. I was wondering if people like me could purchase their own policy for a year that would only cover rentals?
So the next time I have to go to Rochester by myself I will check into Amtrak. I actually love trains and besides being way cheaper they are gentler on the earth. I'm not sure why I never took it before? I probably looked into it when I first moved here and it was more expensive than taking the bus so I never took it. As (e:tinypiny) commented in my last journal it is currently cheaper to take the train.
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06/19/10 03:35 - 80.ºF - ID#51963
Priceline.com and Father's Day
My Dad is grilling chicken and making corn. I'm bringing a potato salad, veggies for grilling and a fruit tart. I got the recipe for the fruit tart from Mike's mom.
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06/14/10 11:24 - 64.ºF - ID#51888
Let's get trashed at the Square
Get Trashed at the Square
E-Cycling at Lafayette Square
What: Electronics Recycling Collection Event
When: Tuesday, June 29
Times: 8:00am - 3:00 pm
Where: Lafayette Square
Why: To raise money for the Educational Technology Foundation of WNY (Ed Tech Day)
How: Bring old electronics and metal items to the event for free* recycling
infoTech Niagara is partnering with Shatter IT and Sunn King for our second annual E-Cycling collection event at Lafayette Square to benefit the Educational Technology Association of WNY (Ed Tech Day.)
Getting trashed at the square is a great way to have some fun while also donating to a charity. No, we don't mean that kind of trashed, we mean taking a sledge hammer and trashing old electronic equipment for charity and achance to win some great prizes.
In addition to trashing old equipment we are also recycling old electronics. We will have a street side drop off near Lafayette Square along with drop offs at three area parking lots:
AllPro Lafayette Court Surface Lot
BCAR's Main Place Ramp
Adam's Ramp
We will also provide pre-arranged pickup services for any nearby companies. There is no cost for any equipment except CRT monitors and TV's which cost $8 per piece with a portion of the proceeds benefitting the Educational Technology Foundation of WNY (Ed Tech Day.)
For more information or to schedule a pre-arranged pickcup of electronics to be recycled, please call 716.685.4577 or email info@esunnking.com
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06/05/10 02:42 - 75ºF - ID#51804
Lots of thanks and love
It was definitely a crazy night. Getting locked in a cage for like 20 minutes was probably the highlight of the evening. Looking forward to seeing many of you throughout the weekend!
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After I typed my 1st comment it dawned on me later, I wonder did everyone on (e:strip) get that as an e-mail message or just the people who read this journal or people who left comments? oops If I gave to much info to people.
Well now those people who have seen it might as well get a better answer that makes things clear. What one likes in movies and real life is different. Things blowing up cool, real life car blows up time to run and get the fuck out of here. Now in terms of porn. I love girl on girl and girls kissing is hot. However I have seen this (yes one girl going down on another) at a bar (fetish at diablo) and was it hot yes but it wasn't the same. Also girls kissing in person (TATS) was not the same it was more cute (not in a cat type of way but not in a this is hot , hard to explain). I assume this would be true in person as well. Some dude drops his pants I don't want to see. Now if it is some chick blowing him I might watch that that might be interesting to see. Or I might have to walk away, just cause I prefer the porn hardcore doesn't mean I would like to see that in real life.
So to answer the question that was posed to me. I'm not gay, not in the closet, not on the DL. Or at least that is how I identify my self some may disagree with that.......
One thing about SNL that I have to add quickly is that for those that don't know Night at the Roxberry that skit was bassed of an info merical for some dating thing I think, if I understand it correctly. Also I know the show get bashed for not being what it once was but weekend update is all ways funny........
Asking people their sexuality does serve a purpose. It was the GLBT community really that asked that we start collecting the info. We know that certain groups of demographics have been targeted by the tobacco industry and we need to know that our advertisements and essentially our services are reaching that demographic. It's actually more important than you would think because as a state entity we need to show that our services are reaching all within our state especially the targeted demographics. IF they actually use this info in a beneficial way is yet to be seen. Let's see if they actually target the gay community with advertisements if we can show we aren't reaching that population.
I poke fun at the idea of an SNL skit but I think that most of our questions are appropriate and or necessary.
Because SNL is based in NY I think that this type of skit would be especially funny. I will probably black out this journal because I really don't want my job to think that I am selling them out to SNL.
I would like to add are you (e:) closeted or on the D.L
Seriously though I can't think of any good reason to ask about someone's sexuality. I don't see how it could be helpful.
But since you asked I'm stright. I love women and ladies and pretty girls, and men do nothing for me at all. That being said in media (pictures, movies and porn), it is nice to see a good wang when it fits. In porn the bigger the better but it is odd when it is soft and bigger then my arm, HA