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04/06/2008 14:55 #43921

My Elephants Worship Mary
So after cleaning my room i decided to rearrange all the figurines on my dresser which from past journals you have seen is quite an amount of figurines. Well this started as an accident with the placement of of one gigantic orange and gold elephant placed next to a statue of Mary and from there soon all of its elephant brethren had come in to worship also. She must be some woman!

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The first believers arrive...

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Then some of their friends get curious and stop by....


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Soon the whole herd is there in admiration......

This isn't sacrilegious right? its not like its a Simpsons manger scene or something right?
tinypliny - 04/06/08 23:39
You know what, (e:james), (e:hodown)? You guys are jealous that (e:Mike) is starting the next revolution for humanity right here in Buffalo.

Eat Dirt, religions of the world. 'Cause Jumikeipliny is going to take over the Milky Goddamn Way!
james - 04/06/08 22:06
ya, what hodown said
lilho - 04/06/08 17:59
haaaaaaaaa! every post gets better and better. you need to start writing books. i will buy everyone. so will everyone else, because you are pure genius.
hodown - 04/06/08 17:04
Mike- you are nuts!
tinypliny - 04/06/08 15:45
I call that an inspired and inevitable super amalgam of religion and life. Elephants from mine, that super intense lady from yours and that smash-faced blue dinosaur from evolution. Maybe we could enshrine this awe inspiring moment of worship and call it.... Jumikeipliny! Get busy; its time to write our sacred text of Jumikeiplinisms, collect cultists, cash from those cultists, start our own temples and err... poison lines?

04/04/2008 17:14 #43903

NKOTB (New Kids for those who don't know
It's Official! The New Kids on the Block are releasing a new album and going on tour 20 years after their hit album "hangin tough" I am most definely going, i don't care where I have to travel to see them. And I am going to bring my towel and trading cards and oversized pins and what nots!!! They make their debut May 16 on the Today show with old hits and new hits! I can't wait!!!


theecarey - 04/08/08 23:10
I just found my box of NKOTB paraphernalia this evening. Its a box of pure craziness. The over sized pins are in there! I know some stuff is missing forever, but a lot of fun stuff remains. I'll take some pics soon.
tinypliny - 04/05/08 17:11
I know and I am now back to stalk you to creepiness! :)
mike - 04/05/08 15:59
tinypliny where have you been? I thought you had dissapperared!
tinypliny - 04/05/08 09:04
You have oversized pins of the NKOTB? Those pop synth people, one of whom, was related to the erstwhile Marky Mark? Awesome. I knew the oversized pins existed but I just wasn't sure that I would ever meet anyone who owned them.
  • scibbles factoid in stalker diary*
ladycroft - 04/05/08 04:23
I knew it had to be true! :::link:::

Will they tour Europe at least? Then I'd have a chance....
hodown - 04/04/08 17:16
Maybe we can go together? You know Paul wants to go too.

04/01/2008 19:52 #43867

I QUIT RITEAID AND FOUND AN APARTMENT
APRIL FOOOLSSSS! happy april fools day

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tinypliny - 04/05/08 09:10
I think what got me was the chalkboard drawing. For a while there, with the title and all, I thought, "oohh, what a liberating drawing!". Because it does look like you drew yourself skydiving off of somewhere and free-floating toward the earth. The fact that your eyes are streaming and squinty as the wind streams past your face kind of sealed the belief deal for me.

Damn. Never thought of the joker hat!
hodown - 04/02/08 16:46
When I saw that I said (to myself in my head) "Shut up Mike!!". Turns out I fell for your silly prank.
brit - 04/01/08 21:01
hahahahahahahahaha...that made me poo myself, I was like really??????

03/30/2008 22:20 #43833

The 5 Buchanans
Does anyone remember this show? It was a great show with this old woman who had 4 daughter in laws and their crazy antics. The old woman was so mean and funny. I found some clips on youtube today. It wasn't as funny as i remembered but seriously i loved that show and forgot about it until today when i randomly remembered it.
tinypliny - 04/05/08 17:14
I saw this episode called not it for Delilah or something like that. It was hilarious. I especially like it when the old Mother Buchanan spills all the dirty secrets of the the women's exclusive club on everyone on election day because one of her daughter-in-laws was a stripper in her past life.

03/30/2008 00:21 #43826

Linwood House Tour: What a Scam...
So the Linwood Home Tour is $22. I think that seems a tad outrageous. I did the Linwood Tour like two years ago and it was really kinda crappy. It was like 12 houses and part of it was the stupid Mayfair apartment building which was really an ad for the apartment building cuz you go in and see an empty apartment. RIDICULOUS!!! It was really seeming outrageous. The houses were not exactly like even the best ones they were just houses that were on the tour because they wanted to be.

It just seems totally ridiculous. So my question is...where does the $22 go, is it some worthwhile charity, maybe for kids? maybe to help a homeless shelter? maybe to feed the hungry? or help rehabilitate older Victorian homes in poorer areas? OR is is for the rich people to get richer and spruce up their already rich and fancy neighborhood? Why should I pay for them to make their lives even fancier and separate themselves from the rest of the neighborhood? Maybe they can take the money and build a moat!
tinypliny - 04/05/08 17:53
A gate sounds like more maintenance money to me. If they build a gate, they need more money to maintain and where will that money come from?
mike - 03/30/08 17:02
TO clear up a few things:

1. I never meant that the people's houses who are shown benefit financially from this. I meant that the money goes towards say building a fancy gateway at the beginning of the street. And while yes most fancy streets have those stone gateways, Linwood does not, don't you want to preserve it how it was. I always found those gateways to serve as a warning like you don't belong here and as a separation from the rest of the community, like now you are entering the nice place. It seems a bit pretentious to build one.

2. I just took a quick look online and things like the Parkside Tour the money goes to an association that yes does use money to spruce up the neighboorhood but also creates a summer arts program for kids and gives loans to poorer members of the area to help spruce up their homes. I can't find anything about Linwood doing this but i can't find anything saying it doesn't, so I guess I would like to know if it does.

3. Clearly there are lots of people willing to pay the $22 to see it and I guess that is why I think you could take something like that, where you know you have an asset people want to see, and use that to raise money for something other than just beautifying your own street. (e:paul) even had a suggestion which was like helping fund restoring old homes in parts of the city that are not so well to do and could use more improvements.

paul - 03/30/08 12:18
The tickets are only $17 in advance. The idea is to preserve this district and beautify it. People really spend a lot of time strolling down our street in the fashion of a park. It is definately a community resource in terms of public space.

I know it is hard to believe now, but before this neighborhood was pretty run down and some of the houses were in serious disrepair. People who really cared about historical preservation (in a recognized historical district) put a lot of time and money into their homes to change that.

You have to look at it as the money is going to maintain and preserve this historical neighborhood and the unique architectural character of Buffalo which is the whole point of the tour.

I agree that the gateway is a little pretentious but what fancy street doesn't have one? And (e:lilho), you actually live in a gated community, so whatever.

As for the price, I agree that cheaper would be more appropriate - like $15 - especially considering that some of the venues are not even homes such as artspace. It is only $17 in advance.

I think that was definitely a big mistake to include artspace, possibly a bigger mistake was last year with the free advertising that was the apartment building tour. Whoever thought that was a good idea made a big mistake. On the other hand they sold 800 tickets last year.

I have a feeling it can be much better in the future and hopefully we can hopefully change that.
lilho - 03/30/08 11:28
"maybe they can take the money and build a moat." ahahahahaha. i actually laughed out loud, more than once. you make my day mike. if they charge $22, they should make the people with the best houses participate, by force. then, it would be more worth it. and people should put on a show or, provide drinks or snacks, right?
metalpeter - 03/30/08 11:16
Question? Can you take pictures inside the houses? I can see why people wouldn't want pictures of there home where they have family pictures. But if they are showing off the insides of there houses you would think they would want their hard work to be shown other places. Yeah $22 dollars does sound like a lot but if you can take pictures of all the great homes with great wood inside of them. Well from your house with that cool entrance way and the wooden sliding doors I assume the rest of the houses would look great inside. Another question when is the tour and how would tickets be bought. You might as well let people know that.
matthew - 03/30/08 01:03
i guess i should have mentioned that i live on linwood, i am a member of the linwood association , and my house will in fact be on this years tour. so i probably took it too personally.
matthew - 03/30/08 00:56
wow mike, this is the most misinformed journal entry ever. "OR is is for the rich people to get richer and spruce up their already rich and fancy neighborhood" You already know the answer to this question. I agree the price is very high for a home tour, but regardless the money is not going into linwood's private residents pockets like you suggest. It's being used to beautify and enhance the street. Like replacing trees, fixing potholes, building gateways, recognizing buffalo's architectural history, and reminding people that there are beautiful neighborhoods and communities to live in in the city. (things you'd think tax dollars to the city of buffalo would take care of...but they rarely do)(and things that benefit all of the neighboring residents) I know the linwood association isn't doing anything purposely selfish or wrong by putting on a home tour. They really put a lot of their time, effort, and work into events like these.And they are truly proud of their homes and want to share them with others Also, the tickets always sell out. So obviously some people are willing to pay. And they don't seem to be bitching about where they spend their money.