Mike's Journal

04/23/2008 17:24 #44116

Wowser this is crazy

So the bartender the other day is telling me, (e:libertad), (e:james) and (e:jim) this story. The bar black had went into the basement where the empty bottles and new bottles and refrigerator are and there is a man down there which is creepy. So she runs up gets the bartender and they go back down and the man is COMPLETELY NAKED AND PLEASURING HIMSELF on a bottle of some sort. and let me tell you , the bottle did not have a long thin neck by any stretch of the imagination. Who does that? By the by you can now get speical shots , of course you pay a premium for the bottles previous pleasure..j/k.

fellyconnelly - 04/23/08 22:14
ewwww and that of course reminds me of (e:james)'s last post

tinypliny - 04/23/08 20:33
Who does that? Easiest question ever. A drunk person!
How many points do I get???! :)

04/19/2008 20:15 #44058

For My Brother Paul

Hope this makes you feel better...

paul - 04/23/08 17:58
I somehow had missed this before. Thanks it made me feel better today.

04/12/2008 18:23 #43991

Ecclectic Music Mix

I have prolly written many times about my really random and large taste in music (and lots of times bad music). Here is my latest mixed cd I made for my car, I think it is a good example of the randomness in my music taste.

1. I, Don Quixote (from Man of La Mancha)
2. If by Janet Jackson (prolly one of my favorite songs of all time)
3.Pictures of You by the Last Goodnight
4. El Cantante by Marc Anthony
5. Beautiful by Moby
6. Retour A Vega by The Stills
7. Seasons of Love Dance Remix
8. Lechon, Lechon Lechon by Victor Manuelle
9. I'mma Shine by YoungBloodz
10. Remind Me by Royksopp
11. Kiss Me by Robbie Williams
12. Buttons by the Pussycat Dolls
13. Sixteen by Los Super Elegantes
14. Sailed On by Landon Pigg
15. We All Want the Same Thing by Kevin MIachael
16. In the Morning by Junior Boys
17. Best Days by Graham Colton
18. Sewn by The Feeling
19. Once In A Lifetime by Anthony Newley from Stop the world i wanna get off

it is seriously a great mix of m;usic that makes traveling in the car amazing. It has a little of everything. I recommend this exact mix for anyone who has a long ride ahead of them.

tinypliny - 04/17/08 22:25
Wow. I think I have just heard one of these. "Beautiful" by Moby. And I am not sure I remember what it sounds like...

jenks - 04/13/08 15:08
well then where are our copies??

museumchick - 04/12/08 20:12
That definitely sounds like a good car cd. I love the Janet Jackson song "If". There's something about it that's so vulnerable and appealing.

04/08/2008 18:41 #43954

Is This Who I am?

I think the answer is "yeah pretty much" I got my facebook social report and it says

Here is what your friends think about you...

your strengths...

person who can drink the most
most entertaining
merriest

your weaknesses...

most likely to succeed
kindest

so i'm fun and drunk but a mean failure. I think i will take it!

tinypliny - 04/09/08 00:30
As your No #1 Stalker, I agree. Merry is your secret middle name. And now, its not so secret anymore.

04/06/2008 14:55 #43921

My Elephants Worship Mary

So after cleaning my room i decided to rearrange all the figurines on my dresser which from past journals you have seen is quite an amount of figurines. Well this started as an accident with the placement of of one gigantic orange and gold elephant placed next to a statue of Mary and from there soon all of its elephant brethren had come in to worship also. She must be some woman!

The first believers arrive...

Then some of their friends get curious and stop by....

Soon the whole herd is there in admiration......

This isn't sacrilegious right? its not like its a Simpsons manger scene or something right?

tinypliny - 04/06/08 23:39
You know what, (e:james), (e:hodown)? You guys are jealous that (e:Mike) is starting the next revolution for humanity right here in Buffalo.

Eat Dirt, religions of the world. 'Cause Jumikeipliny is going to take over the Milky Goddamn Way!

james - 04/06/08 22:06
ya, what hodown said

lilho - 04/06/08 17:59
haaaaaaaaa! every post gets better and better. you need to start writing books. i will buy everyone. so will everyone else, because you are pure genius.

hodown - 04/06/08 17:04
Mike- you are nuts!

tinypliny - 04/06/08 15:45
I call that an inspired and inevitable super amalgam of religion and life. Elephants from mine, that super intense lady from yours and that smash-faced blue dinosaur from evolution. Maybe we could enshrine this awe inspiring moment of worship and call it.... Jumikeipliny! Get busy; its time to write our sacred text of Jumikeiplinisms, collect cultists, cash from those cultists, start our own temples and err... poison lines?