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04/08/2008 18:41 #43954

Is This Who I am?
I think the answer is "yeah pretty much" I got my facebook social report and it says

Here is what your friends think about you...

your strengths...

person who can drink the most
most entertaining
merriest

your weaknesses...

most likely to succeed
kindest

so i'm fun and drunk but a mean failure. I think i will take it!
tinypliny - 04/09/08 00:30
As your No #1 Stalker, I agree. Merry is your secret middle name. And now, its not so secret anymore.

04/06/2008 14:55 #43921

My Elephants Worship Mary
So after cleaning my room i decided to rearrange all the figurines on my dresser which from past journals you have seen is quite an amount of figurines. Well this started as an accident with the placement of of one gigantic orange and gold elephant placed next to a statue of Mary and from there soon all of its elephant brethren had come in to worship also. She must be some woman!

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The first believers arrive...

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Then some of their friends get curious and stop by....


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Soon the whole herd is there in admiration......

This isn't sacrilegious right? its not like its a Simpsons manger scene or something right?
tinypliny - 04/06/08 23:39
You know what, (e:james), (e:hodown)? You guys are jealous that (e:Mike) is starting the next revolution for humanity right here in Buffalo.

Eat Dirt, religions of the world. 'Cause Jumikeipliny is going to take over the Milky Goddamn Way!
james - 04/06/08 22:06
ya, what hodown said
lilho - 04/06/08 17:59
haaaaaaaaa! every post gets better and better. you need to start writing books. i will buy everyone. so will everyone else, because you are pure genius.
hodown - 04/06/08 17:04
Mike- you are nuts!
tinypliny - 04/06/08 15:45
I call that an inspired and inevitable super amalgam of religion and life. Elephants from mine, that super intense lady from yours and that smash-faced blue dinosaur from evolution. Maybe we could enshrine this awe inspiring moment of worship and call it.... Jumikeipliny! Get busy; its time to write our sacred text of Jumikeiplinisms, collect cultists, cash from those cultists, start our own temples and err... poison lines?

04/04/2008 17:14 #43903

NKOTB (New Kids for those who don't know
It's Official! The New Kids on the Block are releasing a new album and going on tour 20 years after their hit album "hangin tough" I am most definely going, i don't care where I have to travel to see them. And I am going to bring my towel and trading cards and oversized pins and what nots!!! They make their debut May 16 on the Today show with old hits and new hits! I can't wait!!!


theecarey - 04/08/08 23:10
I just found my box of NKOTB paraphernalia this evening. Its a box of pure craziness. The over sized pins are in there! I know some stuff is missing forever, but a lot of fun stuff remains. I'll take some pics soon.
tinypliny - 04/05/08 17:11
I know and I am now back to stalk you to creepiness! :)
mike - 04/05/08 15:59
tinypliny where have you been? I thought you had dissapperared!
tinypliny - 04/05/08 09:04
You have oversized pins of the NKOTB? Those pop synth people, one of whom, was related to the erstwhile Marky Mark? Awesome. I knew the oversized pins existed but I just wasn't sure that I would ever meet anyone who owned them.
  • scibbles factoid in stalker diary*
ladycroft - 04/05/08 04:23
I knew it had to be true! :::link:::

Will they tour Europe at least? Then I'd have a chance....
hodown - 04/04/08 17:16
Maybe we can go together? You know Paul wants to go too.

04/01/2008 19:52 #43867

I QUIT RITEAID AND FOUND AN APARTMENT
APRIL FOOOLSSSS! happy april fools day

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tinypliny - 04/05/08 09:10
I think what got me was the chalkboard drawing. For a while there, with the title and all, I thought, "oohh, what a liberating drawing!". Because it does look like you drew yourself skydiving off of somewhere and free-floating toward the earth. The fact that your eyes are streaming and squinty as the wind streams past your face kind of sealed the belief deal for me.

Damn. Never thought of the joker hat!
hodown - 04/02/08 16:46
When I saw that I said (to myself in my head) "Shut up Mike!!". Turns out I fell for your silly prank.
brit - 04/01/08 21:01
hahahahahahahahaha...that made me poo myself, I was like really??????

03/30/2008 22:20 #43833

The 5 Buchanans
Does anyone remember this show? It was a great show with this old woman who had 4 daughter in laws and their crazy antics. The old woman was so mean and funny. I found some clips on youtube today. It wasn't as funny as i remembered but seriously i loved that show and forgot about it until today when i randomly remembered it.
tinypliny - 04/05/08 17:14
I saw this episode called not it for Delilah or something like that. It was hilarious. I especially like it when the old Mother Buchanan spills all the dirty secrets of the the women's exclusive club on everyone on election day because one of her daughter-in-laws was a stripper in her past life.