Position Wanted

Position: Bartenders
Names: Rachel and Lilho

Experience:
- 15 minutes bartending at an upscale establishment in the vicinity of the beautiful Niagara River

Qualifications:
- Willing to mix crazy concoctions
- Able to turn a bar into utter chaos
- Free drinks for everyone because we don't know how to use the register

Lilho - I'm sorry he turned out to be a pig. We'll find you a good one.