02/09/06 03:39 - 24ºF - ID#23272

free puppies*

there will be a party featuring the Rabies, Beamer and a miscellaneous musical act at 1039 elmwood...five dollars at the door...plenty of social lubricant for us compumonkeys/pariahs...

no free puppies...

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11/16/05 07:41 - 38ºF - ID#23271

like a little bee caught in the breeze

i'm sure that people have already mentioned this on here but: how about those cruise ship attacking pirates?

In this world of camera phones and pre teen neo-nazi songstresses ( www.prussianblue.net ) it's kinda refreshing to know that there are still pirates roaming the "seven seas", as it where.

I figure that modern or "neo" pirating, is a hard line of work these days with radar and nuclear powered submarines.

that is all.

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04/02/05 12:06 - ID#23270

first of all...

in n out is the only fastfood chain i have dreams about...it's all about the animal steelo and they are very good to their workers: living wage, health care, free dildos, etc.

also,
even though i am a jew i still think the pope is kind of a swell guy...but the new pope will be neat...maybe he'll demand a new pope mobile with stained plexiglas windows an' shit...maybe there'll be a black pope...or maybe one that is double jointed...it's a crap shoot people but one thing's for sure...the pope will be a dude...sorry ladies...and he will not be getting laid for a long long time...unless he's like pope pious the 14th who like, "did it" all the time...

blarp!

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03/14/05 02:39 - ID#23269

i'm not sure why...

but i love watching my views go up up up...vanity? boredom? monkies?

I recently got back from a delightful time in the NYC metro area...

Excerpt from conversation with random soon-to-be inlaw at my sister's engagement party:

Old guy(uncle of my sister's betrothed an'shit): So what did you study in school?

Me: Psychology and Linguistics.

Old guy: So, are you working at mcdonalds or burger king?

Me: Actually i work as a life skills trainer for Developmentally disabled adults. Who knows, maybe one day i could be taking care of you.

I'm an ass.

That is all.

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03/11/05 08:41 - ID#23268

seeya suckers

and just like that I'm off to NYC for some family fun after a long night of interpol and dancing, dancing, dancing...

Later my little monkies!

ps: that type on my last post was rediculously big, i should have previewed it...i apologize

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