02/13/05 11:01 - ID#23265

valentine's day is lame...

Even when I had a girlfriend during this awesome consumer circle jerk, I was always against being forced into a romantic evening along with millions of other easily manipulated schmucks. It's tragic when you think of all the shitty, annoying relationships that get prolonged by an infusion of poor quality chocolates and ill conceived flower bouquets. Ads on TV shouting "Better get her something shiny!" you don't want to be forced to masturbate this valentine's day, you pathetic sap. If you need a card company or a heartshaped gold pendant with a diamond (that some poor bastard had to dig for in south africa) to save your relationship, you are fucked up in the firstplace.

When the assault of the color pink and sappy love songs gives way to the kelly green and the perpetuation of cultural stereotypes that is st. Patrick's day, i shall rejoice.

until then i remain,
Jonathan M. Simon

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01/24/05 01:50 - ID#23264

titty pictures...

not really.

I have placed my image on hotornot.com for the purpose of amusement/infotainment.

Currently I am a 7.1.

I have always considered myself a 7.2, so it goes.

Also, i noticed last sunday at Wegaman's that there was a superbowl display with life size cardboard cutouts of Donovan McNabb and Tom Brady. Now, this is weird because at the time of said display observation there were four teams and therefore four QB's(quarterbacks, for the lay person) in the running. How come the QB's from the other two teams weren't represented? The two QB's that will not be participating in the Super Bowl in a fortnight's time? There is some serious funny business going on. Oh Danny Wegman, what have you gotten yourself into?

here's the link to my hotornot.com thingy:

Go Eagles,

Jonathan M. Simon

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01/19/05 08:38 - ID#23263

mmmmm...

this snow so fluffy

like glitter, so so lovely.

I miss the mountains.

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01/16/05 07:10 - ID#23262

good luck for 1.79 plus applicable taxes

by way of a bonecrushing drug test and a number of fruitless background checks, I am now a muhfuckin' employee of Community Services inc. For all those people who don't believe in religous trinkets...pipe-smoke this ish:

Before the purchase of Holy Spirit catholic-wish-making candle I was a lowly clerk at a cut rate convenience store.

After the purchase of said candle I have a brand spanking new job with health AND dental. Praise His name.

I'm sending my personal saga of a Jew turned Atheist turned religious icon collector in to Pat "the cat" Robertson and his seven hundo club.

Maybe G Dubs could send the nations unemployed some fucking catholic candles to snatch the wankstas up by their muhfuckin' bootstraps.

Holla,

Jonathan M. Simon

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12/29/04 02:33 - ID#23261

welly welly well

Back in buffalo after an extended stay with the rentals in majestic Binghamton NY, the carousel capital of the world. Enjoyed holiday season, celebrated sister's engagement, kicked it oldschool, pop-locked just a little and now I'm back to preare for 2k5 and a new J-O-B.

Anywho.

for all in tents with porpoises,

Jon Simon

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12/02/04 03:31 - ID#23260

Piece of thought.

The roommate search goes onâ€¦seemingly without endâ€¦

I have quit my job at the mindsucking convenience storeâ€¦Microsoft word informs me that mindsucking is not a word (or perhaps it is just not spelled correctly?)â€¦ah conformist MS word! What a little slave to convention you areâ€¦anyways, I just found out my sister is getting married which is completely great and on another positive note I think that the â€œLife Skills Instructorâ€? job is just around the corner just like Hanukkah anâ€™ shitâ€¦

FoRealDo,

Jonathan M Simon

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11/05/04 05:13 - ID#23259

while

yes, it has been a while...

here's a nice quote:

â€œBut for the present age, which prefers the sign to the thing signified, the copy to the original, representation to reality, appearance to essence .Â .Â . truth is considered profane, and only illusion is sacred. Sacredness is in fact held to be enhanced in proportion as truth decreases and illusion increases, so that the highest degree of illusion comes to be the highest degree of sacredness.â€?

â€”Feuerbach

four more years...Dubya of Nazereth!

lates,

Jon

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09/30/04 02:13 - ID#23258

Roommate Ad

We're fucked.

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09/30/04 02:11 - ID#23257

we need a roommate!

Here's a sample of the flier for our house. I feel wierd putting my address on something and posting it up everywhere...so its not on there yet...

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09/21/04 09:09 - ID#23256

Hope and Freshly Pressed Shirts

As I sit here listening to rock and roll music, I recall a troubling conversation with a friend over coffee and Frankâ€™s Hot Sauce-laden eggs.

He has given up.

He has lost all hope.

And instead of being relieved by this he seems troubled.

Does he think that his loss of hope is really giving up?

Has he really lost hope or is he hoping that his misplaced sense of hope will be found on the mantle over the fireplace where he always leaves things.

I personally think hope is for pussies.

Hope is Dumboâ€™s magic feather.

Hope is a crutch.

Hope, like prayer often makes people feel they have accomplished much while actually achieving nothing.

But, on another topic,

Does anyone know of a good place to get stuff dry cleaned/shirts pressed?

If you do, let me know.

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