02/22/05 06:34 - ID#23266
um, does anyone...
are there any other animals that "make love" to animals outside of their own species or are humans the only ones? If we are the only animals that do, does it make us smarter for exploiting other resources with which to "make it"? maybe that's a hidden reason for animal domestication? easy lays on the lonely farm?
it must have been hard to have been an "old timey" farmer guy. I mean, with the getting up wicked fucking early and making sure your daughters aren't you know, "getting it on" with hank the non-threatening but still attractive farm hand. also, chickens smell fucking horrible and if you were any type of farmer (at least in olden times) you'd have to have a mighty big chicken coop and the best location for a chicken coop is by the farmhouse so you can hear muhfuckin' chicken rustlers of all types (wolves, snakes, cousin Zeke the chicken-fucker, etc.). Not to mention that if you grow lots of crap you gotta go sell it to someone when you could as easily be just sleeping or "making it" with a goat.
I hope everyone had a good president's day!
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02/13/05 11:01 - ID#23265
valentine's day is lame...
When the assault of the color pink and sappy love songs gives way to the kelly green and the perpetuation of cultural stereotypes that is st. Patrick's day, i shall rejoice.
until then i remain,
Jonathan M. Simon
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