Hodown's Journal

05/04/2009 15:59 #48590

BFF Conversation #432

Paul: Did you see my finger?

Me: Yes Paul, I did. It's gross.

Paul: I smashed it so hard with a sledgehammer. And then it part of it flapped open and.. (this is where I tune him out because it was disgusting.)

Me: Why did you need a sledgehammer to plant trees?

Paul: After you plant them you hit them a few times. A hurt tree grows faster trying to heal.

Me: Oh. Really? I guess yeah I can see that.

Paul: (laughing) Ok I can't really let you believe that because you're going to go around hitting trees now.

Me: Most gullible moment of 2009.

paul - 05/10/09 15:41
She is lying. I was awesome.

libertad - 05/06/09 23:06
I wasn't really talking about you and Paul but just what BFF means in general terms. Every time I hear it I hear "best fucking friend". Obviously my mind is not that pure. I'm sure I wasn't that good in bed for my ex girlfriend either. BFF to me meas best fucking friends but not in the sexual sense.

tinypliny - 05/06/09 22:54
So really? Is that what you were doing with the sledgehammer? I am really interested.

james - 05/06/09 14:33
I don't know what you mean, could you please describe in detail. Perhaps an accompanying power point presentation?

hodown - 05/06/09 14:03
best friend forever. we no longer do the dirty. he was less than satisfactory in that area if you know what i mean.

libertad - 05/06/09 13:46
Does bff mean best friends forever or best fucking friend? I'm totally serious.

hodown - 05/05/09 16:31

1 You already are being judged by these.

2. Do you think there are enough for a book? I'm into that idea.

paul - 05/05/09 16:29
I feel like someday I am going to be judges by these BFF moments. Either that or you will collect enough of them to write a small book people buy to read on airplanes or while waiting for public transportation.

lilho - 05/04/09 22:08
That's hilar!

05/01/2009 15:03 #48556

Swine Flu! Part 2

I'm prepared to look good while fighting the SF (Swine Flu).

Yes this is what I did this morning at work.

paul - 05/02/09 22:03
You really need to start wearing it on the subway.

libertad - 05/01/09 17:47
What about Hello Kitty?

jason - 05/01/09 15:21
Sexy. I want a girl to wear one in bed.

businesscheese - 05/01/09 15:07
I'm glad you're putting my gifts to good use.
You guys own those masks.

04/29/2009 14:44 #48534

Swine Flu!

Me: Paul I'm really concerned about swine flu.

Paul: Remember that time when you were really sick in high school and I'd only talk to you through the window?

Me: Yeah.

Paul: That's how it is now. We can only talk through the window.

hodown - 04/29/09 15:20
Oh even better. So basically you won't event get within a towns distance of me.

I love you too.

paul - 04/29/09 15:16
That came across wrong. I didn't mean real window in NYC. I meant video chat on your screen. Sorry for the confusion.

04/27/2009 16:43 #48518

Cutest Couple

since Jonathan Adler and Simon Doonan. While taking a little internets break at work I discovered Ben Gibbard (Postal Service) and Zooey Deshchanel (adorbs actress) are engaged!!

hodown - 05/07/09 14:46
Of couse you'd love her too Jill!! You kinda remind me of her- cute with good style!

jill - 05/07/09 14:26
I know!!!!!!! Zooey is by far my number one girl crush & frankly it might be good if she shakes up the band a little ....... I love her!!!!

hodown - 04/29/09 20:45
Right- but new to me!

lilho - 04/29/09 19:16
this is really old news.

leetee - 04/28/09 11:01
so cute

ladycroft - 04/28/09 06:56
I love Zooey Deschanel! She has the 40's kind of singing voice that makes me smile.

vincent - 04/27/09 23:10
Great, Death Cab is going to stink now that he's happy & won't have the need to find an out for his isolated pain...But good for him, that's what we all want in the end :-D

04/27/2009 11:32 #48516

Disturbingly Awesome

This past weekend was glorious and summery. In celebration of the warm weather the gang and I headed out to the Chelsea art galleries. My favorite piece was a video installation by Adel Abdessemed. It was a short film of all these disgusting creatures (scorpions, snakes, pit bulls, spiders, fighting cocks and one toad) all in some sort of pit. Kinda like animal death match.

tinypliny - 05/06/09 22:55
Ew. Did you have to post that? I can see where you and (e:Paul) share a common thread.