I was at (e:businesscheese)'s apartment the other day and this went down:
Makeup artist: explaining his expert application of fake lashes.
Me: leaning in paying really close attention, not realizing my mouth was agape.
(e:Businesscheese): OMG look at Jessica, it's like she is listening to Obama speak!!
Me: Right, except I don't think I even paid that much attention to Obama.
Moral of the story: My actions have spoken louder than words and I love make-up more than Obama.
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05/21/2009 17:06 #48715
What does this say about me?05/04/2009 15:59 #48590
BFF Conversation #432Paul: Did you see my finger? 
Me: Yes Paul, I did. It's gross.
Paul: I smashed it so hard with a sledgehammer. And then it part of it flapped open and.. (this is where I tune him out because it was disgusting.)
Me: Why did you need a sledgehammer to plant trees?
Paul: After you plant them you hit them a few times. A hurt tree grows faster trying to heal.
Me: Oh. Really? I guess yeah I can see that.
Paul: (laughing) Ok I can't really let you believe that because you're going to go around hitting trees now.
Me: Most gullible moment of 2009.
Me: Yes Paul, I did. It's gross.
Paul: I smashed it so hard with a sledgehammer. And then it part of it flapped open and.. (this is where I tune him out because it was disgusting.)
Me: Why did you need a sledgehammer to plant trees?
Paul: After you plant them you hit them a few times. A hurt tree grows faster trying to heal.
Me: Oh. Really? I guess yeah I can see that.
Paul: (laughing) Ok I can't really let you believe that because you're going to go around hitting trees now.
Me: Most gullible moment of 2009.
paul - 05/10/09 15:41
She is lying. I was awesome.
She is lying. I was awesome.
libertad - 05/06/09 23:06
I wasn't really talking about you and Paul but just what BFF means in general terms. Every time I hear it I hear "best fucking friend". Obviously my mind is not that pure. I'm sure I wasn't that good in bed for my ex girlfriend either. BFF to me meas best fucking friends but not in the sexual sense.
I wasn't really talking about you and Paul but just what BFF means in general terms. Every time I hear it I hear "best fucking friend". Obviously my mind is not that pure. I'm sure I wasn't that good in bed for my ex girlfriend either. BFF to me meas best fucking friends but not in the sexual sense.
tinypliny - 05/06/09 22:54
So really? Is that what you were doing with the sledgehammer? I am really interested.
So really? Is that what you were doing with the sledgehammer? I am really interested.
james - 05/06/09 14:33
I don't know what you mean, could you please describe in detail. Perhaps an accompanying power point presentation?
I don't know what you mean, could you please describe in detail. Perhaps an accompanying power point presentation?
hodown - 05/06/09 14:03
best friend forever. we no longer do the dirty. he was less than satisfactory in that area if you know what i mean.
best friend forever. we no longer do the dirty. he was less than satisfactory in that area if you know what i mean.
libertad - 05/06/09 13:46
Does bff mean best friends forever or best fucking friend? I'm totally serious.
Does bff mean best friends forever or best fucking friend? I'm totally serious.
hodown - 05/05/09 16:31
- 1 You already are being judged by these.
- 2. Do you think there are enough for a book? I'm into that idea.
paul - 05/05/09 16:29
I feel like someday I am going to be judges by these BFF moments. Either that or you will collect enough of them to write a small book people buy to read on airplanes or while waiting for public transportation.
I feel like someday I am going to be judges by these BFF moments. Either that or you will collect enough of them to write a small book people buy to read on airplanes or while waiting for public transportation.
lilho - 05/04/09 22:08
That's hilar!
That's hilar!
05/01/2009 15:03 #48556
Swine Flu! Part 2I'm prepared to look good while fighting the SF (Swine Flu).
- Yes this is what I did this morning at work.
paul - 05/02/09 22:03
You really need to start wearing it on the subway.
You really need to start wearing it on the subway.
libertad - 05/01/09 17:47
What about Hello Kitty?
What about Hello Kitty?
jason - 05/01/09 15:21
Sexy. I want a girl to wear one in bed.
Sexy. I want a girl to wear one in bed.
businesscheese - 05/01/09 15:07
I'm glad you're putting my gifts to good use.
You guys own those masks.
I'm glad you're putting my gifts to good use.
You guys own those masks.
04/29/2009 14:44 #48534
Swine Flu!Me: Paul I'm really concerned about swine flu.
Paul: Remember that time when you were really sick in high school and I'd only talk to you through the window?
Me: Yeah.
Paul: That's how it is now. We can only talk through the window.
Paul: Remember that time when you were really sick in high school and I'd only talk to you through the window?
Me: Yeah.
Paul: That's how it is now. We can only talk through the window.
04/27/2009 16:43 #48518
Cutest Couplesince Jonathan Adler and Simon Doonan. While taking a little internets break at work I discovered Ben Gibbard (Postal Service) and Zooey Deshchanel (adorbs actress) are engaged!!
hodown - 05/07/09 14:46
Of couse you'd love her too Jill!! You kinda remind me of her- cute with good style!
Of couse you'd love her too Jill!! You kinda remind me of her- cute with good style!
jill - 05/07/09 14:26
I know!!!!!!! Zooey is by far my number one girl crush & frankly it might be good if she shakes up the band a little ....... I love her!!!!
I know!!!!!!! Zooey is by far my number one girl crush & frankly it might be good if she shakes up the band a little ....... I love her!!!!
hodown - 04/29/09 20:45
Right- but new to me!
Right- but new to me!
lilho - 04/29/09 19:16
this is really old news.
this is really old news.
leetee - 04/28/09 11:01
so cute
so cute
ladycroft - 04/28/09 06:56
I love Zooey Deschanel! She has the 40's kind of singing voice that makes me smile.
I love Zooey Deschanel! She has the 40's kind of singing voice that makes me smile.
vincent - 04/27/09 23:10
Great, Death Cab is going to stink now that he's happy & won't have the need to find an out for his isolated pain...But good for him, that's what we all want in the end :-D
Great, Death Cab is going to stink now that he's happy & won't have the need to find an out for his isolated pain...But good for him, that's what we all want in the end :-D
Way more important...:) I agree!
wow.. snatch? i'm disturbed, and it's funny too. i definitely love makeup almost more than i do people...
I'm hilarious when I'm drunk!
I hardly remember saying it, but I recall it going over well.
See your hot snatch tomorrow!
xoxox