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10/06/2009 11:10 #49942
Farmers are hotWhere can I meet a farmer that looks like this AND can harness his milking abilities for good?
10/01/2009 21:01 #49898
I,m so excited and I just can't hide it.I haven't posted in forever. I've had an amazing summer of travel with friends (group vacas- i highly recommend) and family (Alaska!! amazing) but, the one thing that gets me to post is:
I've been reading this blog for a while now and new girl crush would be an understatement. She has the best. style. ever. AND she does tons of DIY fashion projects. Today's outfit is out of control hot. Basically this is who I want to be when I grow up.
I've been reading this blog for a while now and new girl crush would be an understatement. She has the best. style. ever. AND she does tons of DIY fashion projects. Today's outfit is out of control hot. Basically this is who I want to be when I grow up.
paul - 10/04/09 11:45
Imagine how fun it would be if you wrote as much as her.
Imagine how fun it would be if you wrote as much as her.
jason - 10/02/09 08:09
Yeah. I'll take her with or without the clothes, thank you very much!
Yeah. I'll take her with or without the clothes, thank you very much!
tinypliny - 10/01/09 22:04
THAT has got to be the slowest loading page on the planet. But yeah, worth the wait. :)
Sooo, is this what it takes? *wink*
THAT has got to be the slowest loading page on the planet. But yeah, worth the wait. :)
Sooo, is this what it takes? *wink*
libertad - 10/01/09 21:30
Yay! Your back :)
Yay! Your back :)
05/21/2009 17:06 #48715
What does this say about me?I was at (e:businesscheese)'s apartment the other day and this went down:
Makeup artist: explaining his expert application of fake lashes.
Me: leaning in paying really close attention, not realizing my mouth was agape.
(e:Businesscheese): OMG look at Jessica, it's like she is listening to Obama speak!!
Me: Right, except I don't think I even paid that much attention to Obama.
Moral of the story: My actions have spoken louder than words and I love make-up more than Obama.
Makeup artist: explaining his expert application of fake lashes.
Me: leaning in paying really close attention, not realizing my mouth was agape.
(e:Businesscheese): OMG look at Jessica, it's like she is listening to Obama speak!!
Me: Right, except I don't think I even paid that much attention to Obama.
Moral of the story: My actions have spoken louder than words and I love make-up more than Obama.
deeglam - 05/22/09 11:39
Way more important...:) I agree!
Way more important...:) I agree!
lilho - 05/22/09 00:42
wow.. snatch? i'm disturbed, and it's funny too. i definitely love makeup almost more than i do people...
wow.. snatch? i'm disturbed, and it's funny too. i definitely love makeup almost more than i do people...
businesscheese - 05/21/09 20:11
I'm hilarious when I'm drunk!
I hardly remember saying it, but I recall it going over well.
See your hot snatch tomorrow!
xoxox
I'm hilarious when I'm drunk!
I hardly remember saying it, but I recall it going over well.
See your hot snatch tomorrow!
xoxox
05/04/2009 15:59 #48590
BFF Conversation #432Paul: Did you see my finger?
Me: Yes Paul, I did. It's gross.
Paul: I smashed it so hard with a sledgehammer. And then it part of it flapped open and.. (this is where I tune him out because it was disgusting.)
Me: Why did you need a sledgehammer to plant trees?
Paul: After you plant them you hit them a few times. A hurt tree grows faster trying to heal.
Me: Oh. Really? I guess yeah I can see that.
Paul: (laughing) Ok I can't really let you believe that because you're going to go around hitting trees now.
Me: Most gullible moment of 2009.
Me: Yes Paul, I did. It's gross.
Paul: I smashed it so hard with a sledgehammer. And then it part of it flapped open and.. (this is where I tune him out because it was disgusting.)
Me: Why did you need a sledgehammer to plant trees?
Paul: After you plant them you hit them a few times. A hurt tree grows faster trying to heal.
Me: Oh. Really? I guess yeah I can see that.
Paul: (laughing) Ok I can't really let you believe that because you're going to go around hitting trees now.
Me: Most gullible moment of 2009.
paul - 05/10/09 15:41
She is lying. I was awesome.
She is lying. I was awesome.
libertad - 05/06/09 23:06
I wasn't really talking about you and Paul but just what BFF means in general terms. Every time I hear it I hear "best fucking friend". Obviously my mind is not that pure. I'm sure I wasn't that good in bed for my ex girlfriend either. BFF to me meas best fucking friends but not in the sexual sense.
I wasn't really talking about you and Paul but just what BFF means in general terms. Every time I hear it I hear "best fucking friend". Obviously my mind is not that pure. I'm sure I wasn't that good in bed for my ex girlfriend either. BFF to me meas best fucking friends but not in the sexual sense.
tinypliny - 05/06/09 22:54
So really? Is that what you were doing with the sledgehammer? I am really interested.
So really? Is that what you were doing with the sledgehammer? I am really interested.
james - 05/06/09 14:33
I don't know what you mean, could you please describe in detail. Perhaps an accompanying power point presentation?
I don't know what you mean, could you please describe in detail. Perhaps an accompanying power point presentation?
hodown - 05/06/09 14:03
best friend forever. we no longer do the dirty. he was less than satisfactory in that area if you know what i mean.
best friend forever. we no longer do the dirty. he was less than satisfactory in that area if you know what i mean.
libertad - 05/06/09 13:46
Does bff mean best friends forever or best fucking friend? I'm totally serious.
Does bff mean best friends forever or best fucking friend? I'm totally serious.
hodown - 05/05/09 16:31
- 1 You already are being judged by these.
- 2. Do you think there are enough for a book? I'm into that idea.
paul - 05/05/09 16:29
I feel like someday I am going to be judges by these BFF moments. Either that or you will collect enough of them to write a small book people buy to read on airplanes or while waiting for public transportation.
I feel like someday I am going to be judges by these BFF moments. Either that or you will collect enough of them to write a small book people buy to read on airplanes or while waiting for public transportation.
lilho - 05/04/09 22:08
That's hilar!
That's hilar!
05/01/2009 15:03 #48556
Swine Flu! Part 2I'm prepared to look good while fighting the SF (Swine Flu).
- Yes this is what I did this morning at work.
paul - 05/02/09 22:03
You really need to start wearing it on the subway.
You really need to start wearing it on the subway.
libertad - 05/01/09 17:47
What about Hello Kitty?
What about Hello Kitty?
jason - 05/01/09 15:21
Sexy. I want a girl to wear one in bed.
Sexy. I want a girl to wear one in bed.
businesscheese - 05/01/09 15:07
I'm glad you're putting my gifts to good use.
You guys own those masks.
I'm glad you're putting my gifts to good use.
You guys own those masks.
Ew! But I'm glad you're back!!!
xoxo
I was pleasantly surprised to see this on the front page of the Wall Street Journal (Tuesday). My first thought was, "ooh, hot farmer".
wow, you are sick. yet so funny. and me likey what he can do.