All summer I dreaded this day. The day when I cut open a tomato and saw the mealy whiteness that is a winter tomato..

I always knew that someday all the time and effort I put into lilho would pay off. Over the years I've provided her with lots of trips and extravagant gifts. Honestly I did it because she is my sister and I love her and she's a lot of fun. But also I knew it was an investment in my future. Turns out that was a good bet and it's paying off.

She bought my Mom this Grand Canyon Train trip for Christmas and included a ticket for me (as my gift). She didn't skimp either. It's all first class travel for the Ho women.

AND

She just lent me the money to buy a ticket to Buffalo for New Year's. That's right bitches the Ho sisters are rocking Linwood like it's 1999.

Oh maybe I should have mentioned this to Paul. Um Paul I'm going to Buffalo for New Year's. Can I crash at your mansion? okthxbi.

And also Sarah needs a place to stay too.

Hearts,
Boobers

It's almost Thanksgiving and I'm just now getting around to my pictures from Buffalo. If that bothers you then you should probably stop reading my blog (sorry if that is snippy, but it's Monday).


Jetblue's shiny new terminal where the beer taps don't work and mixed drinks are $10 a pop.


Sushi is an option- if you can afford it.


Day of the party we run errands. Last stop WEGMANS. For anyone who cooks it's like grocery porn. Before we shop, we feast on $1.99 gelatto.


After the gelatto Paul and TK were no where to be found. Terry and I finished up the shopping. This entire cart of food came to $200. I almost died everything was so inexpensive.


One thing I really miss about grocery shopping is riding the cart.


Surprise, Surprise look who we found hanging out in the car. Looks like too much errand running tuckered the boys out.

And for the grand finale the two pictures I took at the party:


Mike and his nemisis


And Mike again, licking a candy shot glass looking hot and drunk.

This trip was like most of my trips filled with good times and no pictures to remember it. These are literally the only pictures I took the entire time.

I just asked my Mom for a ticket to see Liza for my birthday. She said yes!! She agreed that she is a national treasure and that I should see her "..because she could go any day now."

We then discussed ticket options. She wanted to buy me a pair of tickets so I could go with someone. I actually prefer going alone. That way I don't have to worry that the person I'm with is enjoying it as much as I am.

I think it may be weird that I want to spend my birthday alone, but whatever it's my birthday and I'm the boss of it.

that I am actually a gay man trapped in a woman's body.

Liza , yes THE LIZA MINELLI, is in town and I'm determined to see her. Really how could you pass this once in a life time opportunity up?

• PS I love how she's had her picture photoshopped till she looks like she is 25. I'm so doing that when I hit 50-ish..