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05/08/2008 11:44 #44273

GTA IV Sets AllTime Sales Record


Impressive really - it broke the records that Halo 3 set for opening day sales and opening week sales.

The subplot involves a potentially hostile takeover by EA. As the article states, its a $2b deal for the parent company, Take 2 Interactive. Seeing as the offer falls short of the trading price I think this is absolutely frivolous. They compare it to MSFT and Yahoo, but at least in MSFT's case they are offering well above the trading price. I don't see EA getting a sniff unless they are willing to pay a reasonable premium for an obviously hot commodity.

mrmike - 05/08/08 13:30
I hope it flops. EA has been a bit of spoiled brat in recent years. Instead of improving their sports games, they pulled the rug out of 2k. All's fair in love and war, it would just be nice to see them get bigger by regularly cranking out a decent product all on their own.

05/06/2008 15:56 #44256

Webcam test
I've been trying to use the webcam on my new work laptop and I finally got my first work candid -

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Not bad for a guy who hasn't slept due to his neighbors noiseathon last night, in combination with not showering or shaving, and basically putting on whatever was on the floor this morning. For a little built-in webcam its not so bad really.

I'm thinking of a cruel trick to get even - like blasting prog rock out of the windows at 1pm when THOSE fuckers are trying to sleep. I'll be having my revenge and when I do its going to be epic.
mrmike - 05/12/08 16:22
Musically take the neighbors in a whole different direction. Throw some Sinatra at em. The "What the fuck" alone will be worth it.
joshua - 05/08/08 11:20
(e:peter) - yeah, you are right. I've been trying to think of a more stealthy way to exact my revenge. I dunno - I might decide I don't care if they know its me, and if they want a war trust me I have a vast amount of loud and somewhat questionable music. I might just play Styx!! It would suck if they liked it though.

(e:tiny) - thanks. I'm mainly of Swedish and Italian extraction and I get my eyes from my mother. If you really want to get specific, my Swedish roots originated in Germany in the 18th century on my grandpa's side (my last name came from a Lars Aron Anderson, in tradition with Scandinavian last names Lars' son [suppose his name was Jon] would be called Jon Larsson), although my grandma on the same side is a first generation American. And I only have one S in my name. So my family experienced a lot of what many immigrants did at the time - Americanization of their name, albeit to a small degree.
tinypliny - 05/07/08 23:36
Plus anyone who mentions Judas Priest in a personal reference enters my awesome forever me(n)tal notebook. You are in, Mr. Awesome.


SOMMMMMEBODY!! Save me from this awesome infliction. I am going to kill you in an awesome way (e:jon)!
tinypliny - 05/07/08 23:34
Apparently, I look like a 12 year no matter what I do. At least you can camouflage and age-shift. So I still think you have pretty awesome genes.
metalpeter - 05/07/08 18:27
Here is the thing with why what you want to do is a bad Idea. Yeah you will annoy them. But if they know it was you then they will want to get back at you so they will be loud all the time and this will go back and forth and no one will ever sleep. What you should have done is got up grabbed your keys and gone over and rang the bell or then make them answer and say hello I'm coming in, since I can't sleep from all the noise you will at least let me partake in some of the fun. If they resist say what you don't know that when you are having a party rule one is to invite anyone who sorounds your party. Now if it was noisy for some other reason that wouldn't work, but they would get the point maybe. Besides if you can't sleep anyways you might as well join in or do something other then not be able to sleep.
joshua - 05/07/08 09:55
In the words of Judas Priest - you(they) got another thing comin'!!!

(e:tiny) - I usually shower but I'm really bad at shaving. I try not to because I look 16 years old if I do!

fellyconnelly - 05/07/08 07:22
perhaps 6 am this morning would have been a better time to blast the music - when their pounding beer sodden heads will be ever so upset... that is of course assuming that beer was involved..
tinypliny - 05/06/08 22:57
What good genes you have, Grandm... er. Joshua! (Seriously, is *that* how you look without whatever? Impressive.)

PS: Play some Sepultura, dude. I recommend Arise and Roots (Complete, Full Volume and LooOOOped ad nauseum) Be warned however, that this move has an immense potential to backfire if they are part of the Sepularmy or if you aren't. :)
joshua - 05/06/08 16:28
Damn I love that funny yet evil streak of yours James!
james - 05/06/08 16:07
Could you yell out a pun with each band?

"Hope you weren't going to RUSH to bed."
"Pleasant Dream Theater"

05/05/2008 14:22 #44242

Barbara Walters and a US Senator?
This is primarily for anyone addicted to scandal.

I'm trying to scoop that picture out of my head with a spoon, regardless of the fact that its 30 year old news. The last time someone peeled back the Depends undergarments to get to the honey pot is yet to be determined.
lizabeth - 05/07/08 00:47
Oh, man, that really happened?? I read about that earlier and I honestly thought it was a joke! Oh, man, yikes!
james - 05/05/08 15:41
A black senator and a female news personality probably needed to get some sweet lovin' on the side more than anyone else in the 70's.

05/02/2008 11:30 #44215

Death Cab album - leaked or not?
I get Stereogum's weekly "Gumdrop," which is essentially a newsletter that contains articles, interviews, giveaways, etc. Stereogum is not my favorite source of information - I essentially read nothing and only enter the free giveaway. Until this week.



While my favorite parts of Dark Side of the Moon are in fact Gilmour's as well, Roger Waters performing Dark Side live IS NOT akin to Ringo performing Sgt. Pepper's. Ben Gibbard, a respected and dare I say idolized musician and leader of Death Cab, is a fucking idiot for saying that. It makes me cringe to think of his worshipers nodding like drones at those words... pathetic.

Firstly, Roger Waters wrote the album and was always the leader and primary song writer of Pink Floyd. Without Gilmour there is something missing, but for a musician to not be able to acknowledge the right of the owner and original creator of the music to perform it is absurd. Secondly, since Ben Gibbard made the comparison and I did not - Ringo Starr did not write Sgt. Peppers therefore there is no direct comparison anyway.

It was good to see virtually all reaction to the article along the same lines as my own. It was so blatantly obvious that I'd be shocked otherwise.

What really caught my eye was this - the opening sentence of the article.

The boys of DCFC are gearing up for a busy festival season -- Coachella, Sasquatch, Bonnaroo, Pemberton -- where they'll be playing songs from the forthcoming Narrow Stairs, which hasn't leaked yet.



HAHA! Hasn't leaked yet? I've had it for a few weeks now. Either these morons are counting on finding it on their s00pur l33t private music sharing sites, or are simply not resourceful enough. Trust me, you can find almost anything if you know what you are doing.

Between licking Ben Gibbard's balls and stating an untruth as a fact albeit out of ignorance rather than intentionally telling a lie... now you know why I rarely read what these amateurs write.
joshua - 05/02/08 12:53
HA! Too funny James.

The irony is that although it appears Ben Gibbard is not as erudite about music as I thought, and I've never been a huge fan of his band anyway, I quite like this new album.
james - 05/02/08 12:26
I found that album in 20 seconds. They must not be looking hard enough...

05/01/2008 09:15 #44204

Gatineau, Quebec - Saveur La Flaveur
Greetings from the French side of the river - Gatineau is directly across the river from the Ottawa, the Canadian capital. This is my first trip to the area. It was nice to see the Parliament building, and really they do have a nice riverwalk area. Its strange though - once you cross the river literally no signage is written in English. I thought by law in this country the signage must be bilingual... what gives?

In any case, you don't need to know what "ARRET" means when you are staring at an octoganal shaped red sign. Essentially the river divides Ontario and Quebec. You really do get an appreciation here of the vast bureaucracy put in place to manage a country with a tenth of the population of our own - I'm on the 7th floor of a Holiday Inn staring out of my window at an enormous government building, and this is just one of many in the area.

We are working for about two hours, and driving home for about five and a half. We'll cross the border at the 1000 islands bridge - having never lived outside of NYS I've never actually driven through this stretch of the state so I'm actually looking forward to it. Hopefully I can see the Adirondacks in the distance, but I don't really know if they are visible from 81... here's to hoping!


joshua - 05/02/08 12:52
Nice Felly! I thought of how desolate it must seem during wintertime. I was surprised to learn that Watertown is essentially a commercial/residential outpost for Ft. Drum - it seems like they do cater to the base quite a bit out there. And why not? Take da government bling when you can.

That was the tallest two-lane bridge I've ever crossed... lol. My co-worker was so insistent on me seeing the islands that he told me to slow down to 20 and he held the wheel while I gawked.
fellyconnelly - 05/02/08 03:11
THOUSAND ISLANDS is my hometown. The first five years of my life I lived looking up at that huge bridge you came across.

Beautiful - but don't go there in the winter....
joshua - 05/01/08 21:02
You are right - it was pretty boring. Still though the 1000 Islands area was beautiful!
jbeatty - 05/01/08 10:44
Sorry to disappoint you. But the stretch of I-81 from 1000 Islands all the way to the Cuse is pretty dull to look at.
dcoffee - 05/01/08 10:44
Totally unrelated, maybe the news was reading your critique of the city surveillance system. But probably not, there is an opinion piece in the paper today from the regional ACLU director
:::link:::
leetee - 05/01/08 10:14
The signage and language issues are what pisses people off from other Provinces.

Quebec wants things both ways. Everyone else has to have French... signs, papers, menus, whatever. But, Quebec, they used to (might still, not sure) have what we used to call Language Police, people on the Quebec Provincial payroll, funded by the feds to monitor the signs and papers and menus, etc., of Quebec, insuring that the signs are French only.

There is only one true bilingual Province in Canada. New Brunswick. The rest are either English... or, in the case of Quebec, French.

Totally annoys the rest of the country that they need to have French available when Quebec often refuses to have English available.