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04/18/2008 13:01 #44045

Ha! Victory!
Just when I was bitching to my brother about the fact that we haven't gotten an issue of SPIN Magazine in a long time...

... the new issue comes in today!

  • raises arms in triumph*
jason - 04/18/08 15:51
I wonder what overhyped NYC area upstart is going to be on the cover next?

04/17/2008 11:46 #44035

Do you doubt the existance of God?
Then read on. This is a true story. You've all met me and hung out with me a few times - I think its clear that I'm not crazy in the traditional sense. This is something that nobody can rationally explain. Think what you like, choose not to believe that the spiritual realm exists, but consider this story and weigh it on its own merits.

I have a personal stake at what goes on in Iraq - I have two cousins who serve in the United States military. The older cousin is in the Air Force and is based out of Beale AFB in California (the home of the U2 spy plane, for the nerds out there). The younger cousin is an Army paratrooper who is now being trained in radiology. Both have served more than one tour in Iraq, and my cousin in the Army has seen some particularly gruesome and dangerous activity in the traditional hot spots during the apex of the violence in that country. I don't ask a lot of questions because I know all the answers. Did he have to kill somebody? Did he get shot at? Did he see a friend die before his very eyes? Did he wonder about whether or not he'd come home alive? For my part, I've always let them know that I love and support them, that I'm proud of them and their unwavering willingness to sacrifice on our behalf. My cousins, if I do say so myself, represent the best of what our military has to offer. I'm proud and relieved to say that neither have been injured.

That is a worry, however, that never really subsided from my aunt and uncle while my cousins were serving in Iraq. My aunt and uncle are very religious people - they are the only ones in my family that I have religious discussions with on a semi-regular basis. One particularly desperate night, they sat at home and prayed to God. They had not heard from their son in a long time, were in utter despair and told God that they were scared that perhaps the lack of news meant something negative. They told God that they asked local officials to help them get news but nothing came of it.

Then a voice said to my aunt and uncle, "Why didn't you ask me?" By relaying this story to me, it brought my uncle to tears. An angel spoke to my aunt and uncle, and told them that their son was in harms way but was safe, and even told them that he was occasionally behaving badly. The angel even displayed a slight sense of humor in divulging my cousin's bad behavior, which alleviated their concerns and made them smile during a very low moment. The angel told them not to worry - that they would see him again and he would be unharmed.

My aunt and uncle did not have a mass hallucination, nor are they crazy. They are more in tune with the spiritual world than I am. Its not to say that I don't believe in God, because I do. Its just that in some ways I feel that they are closer to that world than I am because I know they are more devoted. This event happened to them, in their own home. How do we explain occurrances like this?

I think the answer is that we can't - there are some things that are utterly beyond our human understanding. Sometimes things just are what they are, and open ended answers are the only way.
metalpeter - 04/18/08 17:47
I will admit I'm a bit skeptical that an angel talked to them. I'm not saying they or you are lying so don't take it that way. I'm not saying I don't think that there aren't angels just look at my myspace page or this one picture I have in my bedroom. I don't know what all the different kind of angels are other then that there are different kinds. That being said sometimes I do wonder if we do have guardian angels, years ago I would have thought that is crazy. But here is why. Everyone has a certain schedule they follow for work or what ever sometimes you run late or maybe early. Well a few times that I was late there was someone else who was going my same way who would I see if I was on time. It struck me as odd that we would both be late on the same day and wind up being at the same place at the same time still and it did get me thinking. The thing about belief that I find strange is that so many people believe in god and even a heaven and Hell but not angels or spirits. That to me seems so odd that you could believe in all of that but think that no souls or ghosts could be on earth. I have heard that thoughts of not beliving in angels and beliving in god is very common.
jason - 04/18/08 15:53
I have a deal with God. God says to me, Jason, you do your part and I'll do mine. Don't be a lazy fuck, don't rip people off, don't lie or mislead people, do the best you can in every situation, and I'll make sure you'll always be okay.
lilho - 04/17/08 15:09
i do doubt, and i dont think they are nuts, or maybe i do. but i just really dont think i believe. maybe religion is for people who have more blind faith than me, because i dont think i really have any. my mom has stories like that, i dont think she is crazy(at least, not like that), but i still have trouble with it.
drew - 04/17/08 13:56
Thanks for the story. May your cousins (and all those who serve) return safely.

04/16/2008 11:26 #44028

German Schoolboy One-ups NASA!
Well done, well done.



A 13-year old corrected a NASA projection on how likely it was that a specific asteroid would hit Earth. NASA said it was 1 in 45,000. The young fella said it was 1 in 450. It turns out the boy was right, and NASA has publicly acknowledged his correction. Not to mention probable job offers when the kid graduates from college, lawl. Cheers guys - here's to enjoying our time until approximately 2036!

In another story - I honestly had no interest but at a glance clicked on a link to an article titled "EPA urges Great Lakes residents not to flush old meds." Of course, the report was filed from Buffalo.



I'm not going to be alarmist about this one. We honestly have no idea to the extent this may be going on, or even if its dangerous at all. Its obviously not good, however, so I see this as a good practice being put in place. I wonder why they are worried about the drugs though - we've been dumping raw sewage into Lake Erie for decades. That is sort of like licking someone's butt every time we go for a drop of water out of the tap. Isn't that a more urgent waste control measure we should be considering for the Great Lakes?
megan - 04/16/08 21:48
oh, and in addition to (e:carolinian)'s comment, that same test concluded that there is far more illicit drug evidence in the sewage from suburban areas. i guess the rich are just better at hiding their drug addictions...
jason - 04/16/08 15:15
Oh, and no googling, turds!
jason - 04/16/08 15:15
A cold one for anybody other than Janelle who can pronounce "Schuylkill" correctly!
janelle - 04/16/08 15:02
I'm really bad at reading "cheekiness" into comments online <blush>. I take about everything at full face value.

If you want to compare stinky bodies of water, I'm pretty sure the Schuykill in Philly can give the great lakes a run for its money...ewww...it's a nasty body of water.
joshua - 04/16/08 14:32
That is all true (e:janelle) - my tap comment was me merely being cheeky. Really the thrust for me, and my cause for mentioning the raw sewage, is that although the drinking water is purified the Great Lakes remain unchanged and generally disgusting. The GL region may be home to the largest fresh water cache on Earth, but the water is extraordinarily polluted and pharmies are really the minnow in the pond in comparison. Coincidentally trace elements of all kinds of scary things end up in water - I'm actually not terribly surprised.

Like I said though, this article does not necessarily suggest a major cause for public concern for our drinking water supply. I'm not going to turn off my tap anytime soon. At best, any risks involved are not well known, but when we are talking about parts per billion I'm not freaking out. To compare - Al Gore's global warming frothfest centered around a future carbon presence in our atmosphere at 350 or 400 parts per million. That is a thousand fold smaller figure than the figures we are talking about with respect to the pharmaceuticals.

Ooh! I was just surfing around and found something. Since you love Philly you may be interested in this - :::link::: - same topic, different city and no freshwater lakes involved.
carolinian - 04/16/08 13:15
Strangely enough, scientists have been doing experiments where they test sewage as a way of gauging the demographics and usage habits of users of various illicit substances in major cities. They made the amazing discovery that people are more likely to do recreational drugs during the weekend (didn't see that coming, did ya'?)
janelle - 04/16/08 13:13
Here's a short article that explains that most water treatment plants in the US are not designed to treat water to remove any traces of pharmaceutical products. Water treatment plants, do however, deal with raw sewage.

:::link:::
janelle - 04/16/08 13:06
I think it's easier to clean or sanitize water of raw sewage (or whatever it is they do) than it is to free it of chemical residues from medications.

So far, we seem to be okay drinking the Great Lakes water. I am more concerned about the number of chemicals that are in the water.

04/10/2008 09:49 #43969

Funniest Description of a Golfer
Behold - 1986, Alan Partidge of the BBC on Seve Ballesteros.




tinypliny - 04/10/08 21:38
hehehe.. those hole shooting bastard ballerinas.
joshua - 04/10/08 11:40
Indeed it is! Well done.
james - 04/10/08 10:30
Is that a clip from "The Day Today"?

That show is fucking hilarious.

04/07/2008 08:37 #43931

Condi for VP?
We have a beautiful morning yet again! Just had to say that. I'm glad the better weather is coming because really there is only so much Battlefield 2142 (nearly to Brigadier General on online play) or Guitar Hero III I can play (I got my first 5-star on Expert!). Call me crazy but I kind of like digging my surroundings - maybe I'm a bit of a nerd but on nice days I like to get out and walk around the neighborhood checking out the houses. Winter robs me and all my neighbors of that joy, which is a true shame.

Anyway - on to the article.



First of all, I don't know if this is true, although I suppose if it came from a Republican strategist chances are they aren't lying about something like this. Personally I'd rather see Colin Powell do it, but he has no apparent interest in a political career. To be honest, who could blame him these days? Lawl.

Right now I don't really have an opinion on Condi as VP - she has cabinet level experience, which is as executive as you can get outside of the top two seats. Say what you will but she is an astonishingly brilliant lady. This strategist is claiming that Condi is actively courting the VP slot, which is, I have to say, what I find hard to believe about the whole thing. The previous word is that she was eager to go back into the academic world. If I'm John McCain and I'm picking between Condi and say, Mitt Romney, who do I choose?

On the Democrat side - I wonder who Barack Obama will pick. If he were clever he'd find a retired General that sees things his way, or maybe Bill Richardson. Many cynical raisings of an eyebrow occurred after seeing his La Raza-esque goatee he wore the day he endorsed Obama. Forget the potentially cynical use of facial hair angle, which I happen to think is funny but a bit silly. The goatee just looked shady, period! I think Bill Richardson should shave - he can more than stand on his credentials and he is a Democrat I have looooong respected. It would have been a coup for Al Gore to have picked him in 2000 instead of Lieberman.

I'm beyond Hillary getting the nomination - at this point for her to use the flaws in the system to her advantage would cut the party right in half. The numbers in NC right now are embarrassing. I think she likes being Senator if she can't be President... she won't throw away her entire political career. My brain tells me to insist on taking her at her word and that she'll ride it all the way to the convention, but a part of me also thinks when the cat calls finally get loud enough that they penetrate that Clinton cloud, for the sake of both her and her husbands reputation she will bow out before July. DNC rules as they stand are a mockery, and disenfranchisement is bad not just for Democrats but for the American political system as a whole. I would extend it and say that Clintons are bad for the American political system as a whole but you know, thats just me - and (e:james) possibly!

This just flashed in my head - if Hillary got the nomination, what would be the chances that she would pick her husband for VP? Is that even legal? Taft became Chief Justice after serving as POTUS but I don't know what the rules are for VP, since there are executive term limits and I don't know how or if that extends to VP. They are in the same branch of government, which is what makes me wonder about the legal angle. It may be inconsequential. Anybody know?

In other news...

Our landlady replaced our broken doorbell with one of those RF jobbies. Now my bell goes off randomly and nobody is ever at the door. Either they somehow set it up wrong, or something is interfering with the signal. You can imagine how annoying this was at 6:22am this morning. I'd ask how to fix it, but I think I'm just going to turn it off!
jenks - 04/08/08 00:57
damn, 5-star on expert? I can barely hit 2 notes on hard.
lilho - 04/07/08 23:36
this is pretty much my favorite of all of your posts! congratulations. my thing is that while politics is fun to talk about, i find it really boring to read about or see on t.v. you somehow made it fun for me. you should have a cloumn or something. bill clinton as vp...hahahaha! i think they should start a variety show or something. :O)
metalpeter - 04/07/08 18:27
I think Picking Rice could be a big mistake. Often in this country we (who ever we is lets say some of the population who like blacks/women) think that this country is progressive. That isn't really true. There are still a lot of people who in this country if polled would say yeah sure I'd vote for the black guy or the women, but in reality never would. Then you have people who know they never would and are proud to say things like "what if there is a crisis and she is PMSing" and things like that. That crowd is a lot bigger then people think. So if he adds Condi as VP he will lose a lot of votes he was going to get. I'm not going to say that people who don't like blacks or women will come out and vote for him but if condi is VP they won't for sure but there is a good chance. I think that weather it is Hillary or Barack McCain will get votes from people who don't like blacks or women or people who look and sound Muslim. If Bush wants him to win all they have to do is let a terrorist attack happen, not even here but at say another London or maybe toronto train bombing. That fear would be enough to make people double think on his name and not vote for him. And for these Dems who think it is in the BAG the last time we thought that Bush won. I think as long as McCain gets a Good White VP he will win. The exception to that is if the Dems or him find some recent war Hero then that would help out the Dems and if that person was black then the war hero part might not lose the racism voters.
james - 04/07/08 13:20
I have no idea how Republicans feel about Condi. I do know how Democrats feel about her though, and it aint warm and fuzzy. She might butress McCain's standing with party conservative, she might deflate the ZOMG! A BlACK/WOMAN! thing a bit. But, meh...

McCain needs someone from outside the Bush administration or those cat calls of McSame are going to get louder and become a real liability for him.