Guess who is running for president!
That is right! George Bush's chief enabler Ralph fucking Nader! Ralph will be irrelevant this election as an Independent. Oh the hubris! The arrogance! God damn it man, just lay off.
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02/24/2008 12:02 #43446
Jesus Ralph, Put a Sock In ItCategory: politics
02/19/2008 11:12 #43391
The Endorsment that MattersCategory: politics
Talk to Rush Limbaugh and he will tell you that the Clintons and Fidel Castro have been in an unholy cabal of Marxist-Leninist ideology. That was made all too apparent today when the Clinton's phoned their close friend Fidel and asked him to "drop the bomb". And drop the bomb he did.
Fidel has been waiting for the word for years. When Hillary was the inevitable candidate she had planned on visiting Cuba in her first year of the presidency and repair relations. But now that her campaign is on life support she needed to have Fidel create as big a news storm as possible. So he resigned.
But why now? Why did Hillary need Fidel to resign?
Quite simply, to obscure the most important and coveted endorsement for president of any party. The endorsement that Barack Obama got today.
I am speaking of course of the Ben and Jerry endorsement.
Yes, the ice cream purveyors have announced they will not just endorse Obama but campaign for him in their home state of Vermont. The Vermont primary is on March 4th. Ben and Jerry unleashed a fleet of "ObamaModibles" where they will spread the word to voters and give out scoops of "Cherries for Change" flavored ice cream.
Is there any question who the inevitable candidate is now?
Fidel has been waiting for the word for years. When Hillary was the inevitable candidate she had planned on visiting Cuba in her first year of the presidency and repair relations. But now that her campaign is on life support she needed to have Fidel create as big a news storm as possible. So he resigned.
But why now? Why did Hillary need Fidel to resign?
Quite simply, to obscure the most important and coveted endorsement for president of any party. The endorsement that Barack Obama got today.
- note. This post is true from here on in*
I am speaking of course of the Ben and Jerry endorsement.
Yes, the ice cream purveyors have announced they will not just endorse Obama but campaign for him in their home state of Vermont. The Vermont primary is on March 4th. Ben and Jerry unleashed a fleet of "ObamaModibles" where they will spread the word to voters and give out scoops of "Cherries for Change" flavored ice cream.
Is there any question who the inevitable candidate is now?
museumchick - 02/20/08 13:44
I wonder what huckabee ice cream would taste like.
I wonder what huckabee ice cream would taste like.
james - 02/19/08 11:24
Oh ya, the only shocking thing about it was that they didn't endorse Gravel (who is still in the race incidentally).
There are some major questions of Hillary's electability. Polls show her losing in a race against John McCain in Florida, Oregon, Minnesota, Wisconsin. Those last three are pretty solid blue states. She is such a liability. Obama, on the other hand, beats McCain like a vietcong in those races with the exception of Florida.
Oh ya, the only shocking thing about it was that they didn't endorse Gravel (who is still in the race incidentally).
There are some major questions of Hillary's electability. Polls show her losing in a race against John McCain in Florida, Oregon, Minnesota, Wisconsin. Those last three are pretty solid blue states. She is such a liability. Obama, on the other hand, beats McCain like a vietcong in those races with the exception of Florida.
joshua - 02/19/08 11:14
NEWSFLASH - hippie New Englander ice cream outfit endorses liberal.
I'm only teasing =D but still though, if the ice cream guys can't support Hillary then who can?
NEWSFLASH - hippie New Englander ice cream outfit endorses liberal.
I'm only teasing =D but still though, if the ice cream guys can't support Hillary then who can?
02/17/2008 18:32 #43376
Best Workout EVAH!Category: gym
Well crap,
I suppose if anyone could take mugging and turn it into a workout the Japanese could.
If they offer classes like this at Allentown Athletix I am so switching!
I suppose if anyone could take mugging and turn it into a workout the Japanese could.
If they offer classes like this at Allentown Athletix I am so switching!
megan - 02/19/08 12:57
wow... i don'y even know what to say. it doesn't look too intensive...
wow... i don'y even know what to say. it doesn't look too intensive...
jim - 02/18/08 20:13
James, we need to start a youtube re-blogging feature on (e:strip) together lol.
James, we need to start a youtube re-blogging feature on (e:strip) together lol.
metalpeter - 02/18/08 17:22
So many questions and no answers, but why who two thugs pick on a hot Japanese girl, realy? On the lighter side when they make a porno version of this and how to say sex stuff let me know. Back to a more serious note I assume this video is for people not living in Japan other wise it makes no sense. Oh yeah did I add that all 3 girls are hot.
So many questions and no answers, but why who two thugs pick on a hot Japanese girl, realy? On the lighter side when they make a porno version of this and how to say sex stuff let me know. Back to a more serious note I assume this video is for people not living in Japan other wise it makes no sense. Oh yeah did I add that all 3 girls are hot.
jbeatty - 02/18/08 03:31
Woah! I totally need Japanese TV channels in my apt.
Woah! I totally need Japanese TV channels in my apt.
02/15/2008 11:21 #43343
Bat Pussy- This post was stolen almost entirely from Susie Bright's blog.*
I am a lucky man. Porn it is ubiquitous. Go online to look for a car loan and you end up with two buxom babes urging you to click their clits to lower your interest rate. Search for a puttanesca recipe and midget furries gang bang some guy dressed as Spock. But I should say here that quantity and ease of access do not make quality.
The golden age of porn existed in the 1970's. Pubic hair was a little wilder and un-dubbed sound was something of the future with robot maids and flying cars. But, most importantly, it was a world ripe for parody and porn was the Jonathan Swift of the age.
Are you ready for.... Bat Pussy!
Bat Pussy sits in her bat cave. When she senses trouble her labia flutter. In her ratty cape, t-shirt with bat logo, and gym shorts she jumps onto her red ball and bounces off to save the day!
watch. It is safe for work. There is no sex. Just four of the strangest minutes ever captured on film.
What we need to do now as a people is to send a strong message that this most important piece of art needs to be made available on DVD! So I am asking you to please sign this petition. Tell them
The World Needs Bat Pussy!
02/14/2008 15:21 #43328
Amy Winehouse on Never Mind the BuzzcockDespite her New Jersey looks, Amy Winehouse is British and is rightfully HUGE! Before Back in Black was released in the US it was rightfully HUGE in Britain.
Haven't you ever dreamed of seeing her on a BBC comedy quiz show in which she is charmingly trashed, bombed out of her skull, and frickin' hilarious.
As a side point Simon Amstell, the host, is adorable, you just want to pinch his cheeks, tie him up, and keep him in your basement in a giant mason jar. But that might just be me.
Anyway, watch the show. You will be really glad you did.
Haven't you ever dreamed of seeing her on a BBC comedy quiz show in which she is charmingly trashed, bombed out of her skull, and frickin' hilarious.
As a side point Simon Amstell, the host, is adorable, you just want to pinch his cheeks, tie him up, and keep him in your basement in a giant mason jar. But that might just be me.
Anyway, watch the show. You will be really glad you did.
james - 02/14/08 22:44
Ho: It is a down state thing, sorry.
Joshua: You cannot deny her talent anymore than you can her crack addiction.
MrDeadlier: The pleasure is all mine.
Ho: It is a down state thing, sorry.
Joshua: You cannot deny her talent anymore than you can her crack addiction.
MrDeadlier: The pleasure is all mine.
mrdeadlier - 02/14/08 20:32
I think I speak for most of our side of the building at work when I say Thank You for this. Thank You, Thank You, Thank You.
(e:enknot) is going to die when he sees this.
I think I speak for most of our side of the building at work when I say Thank You for this. Thank You, Thank You, Thank You.
(e:enknot) is going to die when he sees this.
joshua - 02/14/08 20:07
Amy Winehouse would be fucking HUGE in the US. If she could manage to get a work visa in a timely manner, anyway. I think she's a crack whore but you cannot deny her talent. I also thought her little live video for the Grammys was an honest effort to do well, and personally I thought she did.
Her talent and her tabloid lifestyle... yep I know she'd make it!
Amy Winehouse would be fucking HUGE in the US. If she could manage to get a work visa in a timely manner, anyway. I think she's a crack whore but you cannot deny her talent. I also thought her little live video for the Grammys was an honest effort to do well, and personally I thought she did.
Her talent and her tabloid lifestyle... yep I know she'd make it!
hodown - 02/14/08 17:27
Hey now, be nice to Jerz! What have we ever done to you?
Hey now, be nice to Jerz! What have we ever done to you?
I guess if I had seen there video I would have known that, thanks.
Peter its a spoof of the real anonymous stuff.
Yeah but why where Donhue's and Micheal Moore's eyes blacked out. Also is this the same Annoymus that got the protest of the Scincetologists going?
Thats about how I felt when I read that this morning.