My best friend Ted is coming to town for the evening. We are going to see the Pat Metheny Trio which consists of Pat, Christian McBride, and Antonio Sanchez. Pat is probably my favorite jazz guitarist of all time. I'm always amused by how much we tend to bring down the average age of a jazz show. Why is it that young people just don't listen to jazz? It certainly isn't for lack of good stuff out there. Maybe its because there is more bad jazz than there is good jazz. Not to take an elitist stance on my taste in music but I always wonder why people flock to buy imnsfho rubbish, and then tell me my choice boring. Is it that many people don't want to really listen to music, are they more interested in singing along with the lyrics and dancing than they are thinking about what is being played? Anyway I guess I don't really care what people think of what I listen to, I just get annoyed when they let me know that it sucks.
But anyway this is the first time I will be seeing the Trio, I have seen the Pat Metheny Group twice now. If you have even a passing interest in modern jazz I would urge you all to listen to some of his stuff, especially either of the two albums Antonio Sanchez is drumming on. Not only is it very well composed but all of the players are professional musicians. I listen to music that is written and played by people I wouldn't necessarily consider professional musicians as well, but sometimes I just need to listen to a symphony orchestra play a complex piece of music.
We will most likely go out to drink somewhere thereafter if anyone is free later tonight. Although it may not be till 10:30-11pm.
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10/25/2007 11:53 #41794
Evening plans10/20/2007 13:38 #41726
Too much information!Everytime I see this informercial I burst into laughter. Seriously who the fuck is buying this?
Oh god it gets better
Oh god it gets better
ladycroft - 10/25/07 12:35
ewe! mag citrate is repulsive. it's so hard to drink it, your mouth goes all watery and you start to gag. however...it IS cheap and it def WILL clean you out! just make sure you plan to stay home for the day ;)
ewe! mag citrate is repulsive. it's so hard to drink it, your mouth goes all watery and you start to gag. however...it IS cheap and it def WILL clean you out! just make sure you plan to stay home for the day ;)
jbeatty - 10/21/07 10:13
"the suspect was fed 50 bananas on doctors advice" What fucking doctor advises any human to consume 50 bananas?
"the suspect was fed 50 bananas on doctors advice" What fucking doctor advises any human to consume 50 bananas?
metalpeter - 10/21/07 09:28
That story is insane I think the most I ever eat was close to 5 when I was younger I can't imagine shitting out 50 of them. That brings me to another point what about competitive eaters I can't imagine that after they eat all that food that they have fun taking an hour long dump, but who knows.
That story is insane I think the most I ever eat was close to 5 when I was younger I can't imagine shitting out 50 of them. That brings me to another point what about competitive eaters I can't imagine that after they eat all that food that they have fun taking an hour long dump, but who knows.
jenks - 10/20/07 21:49
that's.... retarded. Your colon is NOT full of slime and it does not need to be cleaned. But, if you really want to go clean yourself out, go to walgreens a buy a bottle of mag citrate for about 79 cents. That will do the trick.
At least, that is my (western medical) opinion.
that's.... retarded. Your colon is NOT full of slime and it does not need to be cleaned. But, if you really want to go clean yourself out, go to walgreens a buy a bottle of mag citrate for about 79 cents. That will do the trick.
At least, that is my (western medical) opinion.
paul - 10/20/07 19:19
That advertisement was on every night for so long. It would come on while I was programming and I would be too lazy to find the channel changer or get up. Needless to say I have seen it way to many times.
That advertisement was on every night for so long. It would come on while I was programming and I would be too lazy to find the channel changer or get up. Needless to say I have seen it way to many times.
james - 10/20/07 17:51
Are you two not familiar with the latest health craze? Colon Cleansing?
OMG! It is off the wall crazy!
Basically, your intestines are lined with slime. This slime gets junk stuck in it over the years. These products are a cocktail of herbs and fiber that blasts the shit out of your intestines.
For a month you will discharge unidentifiable black sludge.
This is supposedly very healthy for you. But I just think it is gross.
Are you two not familiar with the latest health craze? Colon Cleansing?
OMG! It is off the wall crazy!
Basically, your intestines are lined with slime. This slime gets junk stuck in it over the years. These products are a cocktail of herbs and fiber that blasts the shit out of your intestines.
For a month you will discharge unidentifiable black sludge.
This is supposedly very healthy for you. But I just think it is gross.
jbeatty - 10/20/07 15:27
Im not sure, but I think I'm going to stay away from it.
Im not sure, but I think I'm going to stay away from it.
jenks - 10/20/07 14:19
WTF are they selling???!!! Shit enlarging pills so your craps aren't inadequate??!!
WTF are they selling???!!! Shit enlarging pills so your craps aren't inadequate??!!
james - 10/20/07 14:19
I used to work at the local health food store: Feel-Right (I refuse to spell it how they do). Daily people and I would chat about their bowel movements. I would help them pick out the right herbs, the right fiber, adjust their diets as to clean out their clogged, sewer-like guts.
Sometimes they would come back and describe their stool to me.
Thank god none brought pictures.
I used to work at the local health food store: Feel-Right (I refuse to spell it how they do). Daily people and I would chat about their bowel movements. I would help them pick out the right herbs, the right fiber, adjust their diets as to clean out their clogged, sewer-like guts.
Sometimes they would come back and describe their stool to me.
Thank god none brought pictures.
10/20/2007 03:53 #41722
Making no senseTonight somebody who holds slightly no significance in my life told me something that will change their life forever. It's not that I think nothing of this person, its that I don't really know her. She is around my age with similar circumstances. 27-28 years old pursuing a bachelors degree in (whatever)... and bang!, Pregnant! This makes me really think about where I am in my life. She is one of the most beautiful women I have ever known, but really what the kicker is not how smart she is, but how charismatic she is. She is one of the most genuine people I have ever met. I am worried sick about what the fuck she is going to do.
The dick who put her in this state is gone. She wants nothing to do with him, and I don't blame her. But how is she going to raise this child by herself?? I think I'm reasonably smart and resourceful, but how the fuck would I handle this? Life comes at you so fast sometimes. She is probably much more capable of raising this child by herself than I give her credit for, but I see how my best friend and his wife (in a stable home) deal with the day-to-day challenges of raising children. How is she going to do this while trying to better herself and get ahead?
The dick who put her in this state is gone. She wants nothing to do with him, and I don't blame her. But how is she going to raise this child by herself?? I think I'm reasonably smart and resourceful, but how the fuck would I handle this? Life comes at you so fast sometimes. She is probably much more capable of raising this child by herself than I give her credit for, but I see how my best friend and his wife (in a stable home) deal with the day-to-day challenges of raising children. How is she going to do this while trying to better herself and get ahead?
jbeatty - 10/20/07 13:52
I agree she probably can handle it. I didn't mean to sound disparaging about it in that regard. Also not to imply that this will ruin her life, but she was set to graduate in May and now that is being put on hold possibly indefinitely. But I digress. I personally never understood the whole fetish with people wanting to touch a pregnant womans belly. I have seen a friend get very uncomfortable when people she barely knew went right in and started groping her without permission.
I agree she probably can handle it. I didn't mean to sound disparaging about it in that regard. Also not to imply that this will ruin her life, but she was set to graduate in May and now that is being put on hold possibly indefinitely. But I digress. I personally never understood the whole fetish with people wanting to touch a pregnant womans belly. I have seen a friend get very uncomfortable when people she barely knew went right in and started groping her without permission.
lauren - 10/20/07 12:29
Indeed I agree with Felly. I don't think that there is anything more valuable to a mother than to have a network of friends to rely on for emotional support as well as taking the baby every now and then so she can relax, just for a night. And also, you might want to remember that she is not her baby...she might not want to talk about her baby all the time or be touched on her belly all the time...listen to her and be there for her.
Indeed I agree with Felly. I don't think that there is anything more valuable to a mother than to have a network of friends to rely on for emotional support as well as taking the baby every now and then so she can relax, just for a night. And also, you might want to remember that she is not her baby...she might not want to talk about her baby all the time or be touched on her belly all the time...listen to her and be there for her.
fellyconnelly - 10/20/07 10:36
many women have done it before, and i betcha she will be okay... she just needs a support system so be the great friend that you are!
many women have done it before, and i betcha she will be okay... she just needs a support system so be the great friend that you are!
10/16/2007 23:41 #41681
I love dogs but...this is getting ridiculous. My upstairs neighbors decided to leave for a few days and left their two dogs by themselves (well some guy comes to feed and walk them a couple times a day). But I am not exaggerating when I say they have been fucking barking almost non-stop for the last three hours. I'm tempted to hit the ceiling with a broom, but I have a feeling it will only make it worse. So much for sleeping tonight.
james - 10/17/07 13:34
leave a note.
If that fails dip pieces of bacon in draino and slip it under the door.
leave a note.
If that fails dip pieces of bacon in draino and slip it under the door.
10/14/2007 17:45 #41650
Sunday DinnerFor the past couple of weeks I have been drooling over Rue Franklin's fall menu. It all sounds so delicious, but considering they aren't open on Sunday and I wanted to cook it myself, I decided to make an Autumn French meal. I was going to do a three course, but I thought that sounded a bit extravagant for just me. Plus I didn't really have the time to make an Apple Galette on top of the other two things I was cooking. I took both of the recipes from Anthony Bourdain's Les Halles Cookbook. Which I highly recommend for anyone who likes classic French Bistro cooking with a bit of unrefined commentary from the writer.
For the first course I made a pot of Onion Soup. This recipe includes lots of onions obviously, port, balsamic vinegar, a heart attack inducing amount of butter, slab bacon (which Wegmans does not have freaking have!), bouquet garni, crouton, and a mound of Gruyere. I find any dish that requires me to use a butane torch is all that much more pleasurable to make. I have a really shitty gas broiler in my dwelling and the torch is necessary to get that nice brown on the cheese.
Second course was Coquilles St Jacques. Basically this dish is dry scallops, again a ton of butter (this is French food after all), more heavy cream than a human should consume in one sitting, Fumet, shallots, chives and some champagne.
Both of these dishes are quite simple to make. The hardest part really is getting my crummy equipment to cooperate. It's a real PTA to get that nice brown color on my scallops with a beat up sauté pan and gas range that just doesn't put out the required amount of Btu's for the job.
For the first course I made a pot of Onion Soup. This recipe includes lots of onions obviously, port, balsamic vinegar, a heart attack inducing amount of butter, slab bacon (which Wegmans does not have freaking have!), bouquet garni, crouton, and a mound of Gruyere. I find any dish that requires me to use a butane torch is all that much more pleasurable to make. I have a really shitty gas broiler in my dwelling and the torch is necessary to get that nice brown on the cheese.
Second course was Coquilles St Jacques. Basically this dish is dry scallops, again a ton of butter (this is French food after all), more heavy cream than a human should consume in one sitting, Fumet, shallots, chives and some champagne.
Both of these dishes are quite simple to make. The hardest part really is getting my crummy equipment to cooperate. It's a real PTA to get that nice brown color on my scallops with a beat up sauté pan and gas range that just doesn't put out the required amount of Btu's for the job.
john - 10/28/07 22:47
I love that cookbook. I haven't made anything out of it in ages, though.
Hmmm... Didn't I make those scallops last Thanksgiving? I'm having a hard time remembering because I was really sick that whole week. That sucked. Hopefully this year will be better. I need to remember to dig out the real cold weather clothes before we fly up...
I love that cookbook. I haven't made anything out of it in ages, though.
Hmmm... Didn't I make those scallops last Thanksgiving? I'm having a hard time remembering because I was really sick that whole week. That sucked. Hopefully this year will be better. I need to remember to dig out the real cold weather clothes before we fly up...
joshua - 10/16/07 12:58
Damn. I want that cookbook - Bourdain is a hero of mine.
Damn. I want that cookbook - Bourdain is a hero of mine.
lauren - 10/15/07 11:43
jbeatty who ARE you and why aren't you at MY house on sunday night cooking me dinner!?
jbeatty who ARE you and why aren't you at MY house on sunday night cooking me dinner!?
imk2 - 10/14/07 23:00
jbeatty, please, pleeeeease invite me over for dinner?????
jbeatty, please, pleeeeease invite me over for dinner?????
james - 10/14/07 21:34
calamari rings and okra
calamari rings and okra
tinypliny - 10/14/07 19:59
It looks pretty delicious. You are a true chef. :)
Fake chef that I am, I am sure I would die of guilt eating so much butter. I really envy you, because I often shortchange all my dishes. I bend and hammer recipés so that I can get the butter out. In fact, my kitchen often does not have butter or sugar. In spite of the many exhortations from my mum/dad to cook "true", I wander all along the substitute path and innovate with not-so-great results. But I am good at pretending that all that butter-cutting has resulted in an awesome dinner and ooh and ah over things which have barely a tsp of oil and would taste like crap to normal people. :)
Oh well. Maybe I should change my substituting ways...
It looks pretty delicious. You are a true chef. :)
Fake chef that I am, I am sure I would die of guilt eating so much butter. I really envy you, because I often shortchange all my dishes. I bend and hammer recipés so that I can get the butter out. In fact, my kitchen often does not have butter or sugar. In spite of the many exhortations from my mum/dad to cook "true", I wander all along the substitute path and innovate with not-so-great results. But I am good at pretending that all that butter-cutting has resulted in an awesome dinner and ooh and ah over things which have barely a tsp of oil and would taste like crap to normal people. :)
Oh well. Maybe I should change my substituting ways...
jbeatty - 10/14/07 19:48
(e:paul) Thank you! it turned out well.
(e:jim) Sounds like a plan, except for the fact that I live in a shoebox that could only accommodate maybe five people if we crammed in.
(e:james) What does a typical post briss dinner menu consist of?
(e:paul) Thank you! it turned out well.
(e:jim) Sounds like a plan, except for the fact that I live in a shoebox that could only accommodate maybe five people if we crammed in.
(e:james) What does a typical post briss dinner menu consist of?
james - 10/14/07 18:48
Will you cater our dog's briss?
Will you cater our dog's briss?
paul - 10/14/07 18:27
Damn, that looks so yummy, fantastico.
Damn, that looks so yummy, fantastico.
Popular music has overall been dumbed down in the last couple of decades. That said, there is still excellent music out there if one knows where to look. Also, there was a lot of pretty terrible music made in all eras, but people are less likely to remember that than remember the good stuff.
For example, if one were to mention the year 1974, how many people would immediately think of The Defranco Family's "Heartbeat, It's a Lovebeat" or the first Donny and Marie Osmond album rather than, say, Eric Clapton's '461 Ocean Boulevard,' David Bowie's 'Diamond Dogs,' or Brian Eno's 'Here Come the Warm Jets,' etc.
As one who loves complicated, discordant music, I also adore plenty of "simple" pop music. While in Memphis recently, I visited Sun Studio and Stax, and bought several CDs including a really good Johnny Cash Sun Records compilation and a 2 CD Stax comp. Some of that stuff, though simple, is absolutely amazing. Otis Redding's "(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay" is, quite simply, one of the best recordings ever made. To put things in perspective, I also bought loads of Hawkwind, Neu! and dub CDs on this trip.
Fair enough, and I mostly agree- it's worth paying attention to your music. But it just bugs me when people get all music-snob and think some music isn't "worthwhile" just because it's popular/accessible.
But I also don't want listening to music to have to be an EFFORT that makes my head hurt and feels like homework.
Since you brought it up I am of the opinion that music is only worth listening to when you think about. To me music isn't background noise. It also doesn't have to be free form/avant garde (which I assume is how you define dissonance) in order to actively listen to it. In fact most music incorporates some amount of dissonance. Quite a bit of the music I listen to is simple, has catchy lyrics, and could be danced to. I don't think those characteristics exclude it from being worth critically listened to. I think if people took the time to think about why they liked something they heard ie. the form, lyrics, timbre, nuance or a multitude of other things then maybe more of this "mindless bubblegum drivel" would become less popular.
"are they more interested in singing along with the lyrics and dancing than they are thinking about what is being played?"
yes and no. I don't want to hear mindless bubblegum drivel, but I'm also not into dissonant discordant stuff that you "really have to THINK about to appreciate". I understand that's not exactly what you're saying... But don't imply that music is only worth listening to if you really have to think about it...
Thats funny Zobar. I actually just heard of this tune a couple of days ago but hadn't heard it yet. The original interview that Metheney did blasting Kenny G was hilarious and right on the mark. Kenny G is a talentless sellout. Every fucking tune that man plays is in the same key! It drives me mad.
'I agree with Pat Metheny/Kenny's talents are too teeny...' :::link:::
I actually used to listen to a lot more jazz when I was younger, but it's just that don't go out as much as I used to. The music itself is ok, but watching them _make_ the music is so much more interesting. I used to go to a lot of blues shows too, and the thing that surprised me about both kinds of shows was not so much that I was the youngest but that I was not the whitest.
- Z
Have a great time, man.
I think our popular music has been incredibly dumbed down over the past 30 years. Young people have no interest at all about where our musical roots are, and I agree that it is sad.
Excellent - Pat Metheny is a legend.