There is a private discussion involving an online hit job around here.
It made me think about my favorite such hit job online that is amazingly NSFW.
It was also a great coincidence that the target of said hit job, former senator Rick "god hates fags, jews, liberals, and uh people that don't vote for me and oh by the way I LOVE my family in a profound way that you mere human could never begin to comprehend" Santorum may be running for Governor of PA next time around.
Check him out,
Rick Santorum
just a hint now of what to do.
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10/01/2007 20:17 #41441
A Private MatterCategory: politics
09/29/2007 20:31 #41408
Bideo GamesWhat fun,
I have two tests on Monday and a ten page paper due. That material isn't difficult and I should do well. And that is a big problem.
Unless I am into the material or find it challenging I can't care. I have had this essay for three weeks now but it is just busy work, so I naturally put it off to the weekend before. I will do a good job, but I have so struggle to stay focused.
That is how I get things done, by making an assignment challenging, by putting dozens of roadblocks in my way. Right now I am listening to a new album by one of my favorite bands. Piano, two guitar lines, some flutes, and three part vocal harmony demands that I listen to is closely.
Then, just to make things easier, I go out and get a new video game, Halo 3. Oh lord! All that running around and shooting things until their explodey death. Great fun. Today I wanted to write six pages, and in my five hours of work time today I have a page banged out. The distraction is great, a black hole in the living room sucking all energy and matter towards it.
This can only mean that I will have to double up my efforts tomorrow.
OH crap! I have another paper due tuesday for a book I have only read a quarter of. Sounds like I need something really distracting to get me through this; like an uncomfortable genital piercing, or a new pet cockatiel.
now if you will excuse me, I need to bathe in digital gore.
I have two tests on Monday and a ten page paper due. That material isn't difficult and I should do well. And that is a big problem.
Unless I am into the material or find it challenging I can't care. I have had this essay for three weeks now but it is just busy work, so I naturally put it off to the weekend before. I will do a good job, but I have so struggle to stay focused.
That is how I get things done, by making an assignment challenging, by putting dozens of roadblocks in my way. Right now I am listening to a new album by one of my favorite bands. Piano, two guitar lines, some flutes, and three part vocal harmony demands that I listen to is closely.
Then, just to make things easier, I go out and get a new video game, Halo 3. Oh lord! All that running around and shooting things until their explodey death. Great fun. Today I wanted to write six pages, and in my five hours of work time today I have a page banged out. The distraction is great, a black hole in the living room sucking all energy and matter towards it.
This can only mean that I will have to double up my efforts tomorrow.
OH crap! I have another paper due tuesday for a book I have only read a quarter of. Sounds like I need something really distracting to get me through this; like an uncomfortable genital piercing, or a new pet cockatiel.
now if you will excuse me, I need to bathe in digital gore.
fellyconnelly - 09/30/07 09:57
when i read the title of your post all i could think of is a child with a cold and a flair for the dramatic asking to stay home from school so he could play halo3.
when i read the title of your post all i could think of is a child with a cold and a flair for the dramatic asking to stay home from school so he could play halo3.
tinypliny - 09/29/07 21:52
Welcome to the ODES club! Where its fun to dodge into the 13th hour.
(O.bsessive D.eadline E.scapism S.yndrome)
Welcome to the ODES club! Where its fun to dodge into the 13th hour.
(O.bsessive D.eadline E.scapism S.yndrome)
09/27/2007 12:26 #41355
Cat and Girl(e:zobar) just posted something from them, which was the first time I had ever heard of this comic.
Being bored at work (again if you can believe it) i started browsing through them. Several times I nearly wet myself laughing. you should all check out Cat and Girl
But this one, there is no holding back the stream of urine from a laugh battered bladder. So frickin' hilarious
enjoy, I need a change of pants.
so, you can't really read that, but it is hilarious. Go here to read the full thing, you will be glad you did.
Being bored at work (again if you can believe it) i started browsing through them. Several times I nearly wet myself laughing. you should all check out Cat and Girl
But this one, there is no holding back the stream of urine from a laugh battered bladder. So frickin' hilarious
enjoy, I need a change of pants.
- edit*
so, you can't really read that, but it is hilarious. Go here to read the full thing, you will be glad you did.
lilho - 09/27/07 14:02
i like the "hott" and "fug" comment. funny!
i like the "hott" and "fug" comment. funny!
09/26/2007 15:49 #41341
Buff State: Clean Up That Shit. Part 2Category: gym
Howdy,
To catch you up if needed, two posts ago I wrote about the human feces which littered the men's locker room at the Buff State Gym.
Well, I wrote an email to the facilities director to let him now he needs to have a chat with the custodial staff. I got a reply back in a few minutes letting me know that the matter would be taken care of immediately. Awesome. Then, an hour later I get another email from him. He would like to meet. um, ok.
So, I show up at his office. He is a nice guy. He takes me on a little walk to show me that the mess has been cleaned up. He then offers alternate substances. Perhaps it was mud. Perhaps it was chewing tobacco.
Chewing tobacco?
Iowa Earl's Chewing Tobacco. Now with corn!
seriously. There was a nut or something in the mix. I am not entirely convinced. But the mess was cleaned up, so I let it go.
He reassures me that the staff has been informed to be more watchful for messes. He thanks me for opening up new channels of communication with his staff. And finally he thanks me for not telling everyone and their mother that there is shit all over the place.
oops, too late.
To catch you up if needed, two posts ago I wrote about the human feces which littered the men's locker room at the Buff State Gym.
Well, I wrote an email to the facilities director to let him now he needs to have a chat with the custodial staff. I got a reply back in a few minutes letting me know that the matter would be taken care of immediately. Awesome. Then, an hour later I get another email from him. He would like to meet. um, ok.
So, I show up at his office. He is a nice guy. He takes me on a little walk to show me that the mess has been cleaned up. He then offers alternate substances. Perhaps it was mud. Perhaps it was chewing tobacco.
Chewing tobacco?
Iowa Earl's Chewing Tobacco. Now with corn!
seriously. There was a nut or something in the mix. I am not entirely convinced. But the mess was cleaned up, so I let it go.
He reassures me that the staff has been informed to be more watchful for messes. He thanks me for opening up new channels of communication with his staff. And finally he thanks me for not telling everyone and their mother that there is shit all over the place.
oops, too late.
- update* I was told that if it was feces that they would have to clean the room with a haz-mat suit. After a decade of hanging on the wall I don't think it harbors anything we don't all already have.
fellyconnelly - 09/26/07 22:04
you have saved the lives of Coprophobiacs everywhere!
you have saved the lives of Coprophobiacs everywhere!
james - 09/26/07 19:22
Nope, that isn't the guy. He works out of an office across the hall from the gym. He is like 6'4 and looks like a foot ball player.
Also, I noticed that the brown flow on the locker wall was still there....
Nope, that isn't the guy. He works out of an office across the hall from the gym. He is like 6'4 and looks like a foot ball player.
Also, I noticed that the brown flow on the locker wall was still there....
libertad - 09/26/07 18:24
Wow! good for you for complaining. I was kind of scared they would smear it in my face for saying I thought it was disgusting. I can't believe he tried to pull it off as something other than feces. Actually, I can't believe he wanted to meet with you personally. Is he the shorter (my height) guy with dark hair? He seems like a good enough guy. That locker room needs a little attention once in a while. I mean once and a while things that attract rodents should be removed.
Wow! good for you for complaining. I was kind of scared they would smear it in my face for saying I thought it was disgusting. I can't believe he tried to pull it off as something other than feces. Actually, I can't believe he wanted to meet with you personally. Is he the shorter (my height) guy with dark hair? He seems like a good enough guy. That locker room needs a little attention once in a while. I mean once and a while things that attract rodents should be removed.
09/25/2007 13:56 #41321
Furries vs. KlingonsSince man first stood upright and developed the brain to ponder the great questions of the universe one question has plagued him particularly over others. Perhaps in our brain's simian past we recalled the fear of lightning, the terror of the dark, and now as a thinking creature our own deep seated fears dare not find the answer to that single question. But an intreppid band, and helpless bystandards, will find out once and for all.
Will mankind be the same after uncovering what lurks underneath the shadows of existence?
Will mankind be the same after knowing who is the better bowler: Furries or Klingons?
We shall find out soon enough.
Will mankind be the same after uncovering what lurks underneath the shadows of existence?
Will mankind be the same after knowing who is the better bowler: Furries or Klingons?
We shall find out soon enough.
james - 09/26/07 17:36
Drew: I am hoping there will be some cultural misunderstanding and the klingons loose... oh, and Data makes us realize something about our own emotions. You know, standard Star Trek fare.
Peter: You bring up several good points. Actual Klingons would win, hands down! But these are just people who watch too much Trek and dressed up like Klingons. That evens the playing field a bit, but the problem of the furry paw is still there... I will just assume there is some weird and mildly creepy way around it in Furry lore that I am sadly unaware of.
Drew: I am hoping there will be some cultural misunderstanding and the klingons loose... oh, and Data makes us realize something about our own emotions. You know, standard Star Trek fare.
Peter: You bring up several good points. Actual Klingons would win, hands down! But these are just people who watch too much Trek and dressed up like Klingons. That evens the playing field a bit, but the problem of the furry paw is still there... I will just assume there is some weird and mildly creepy way around it in Furry lore that I am sadly unaware of.
metalpeter - 09/26/07 17:33
The real problem is if the klingons lose then they will murder all the furies they might do that just for the fun of it so the furies lose either way. With those fury paws and no fingers how can they bowl they have no chance.
The real problem is if the klingons lose then they will murder all the furies they might do that just for the fun of it so the furies lose either way. With those fury paws and no fingers how can they bowl they have no chance.
drew - 09/25/07 22:24
My money is on the Klingons.
My money is on the Klingons.
hehe, I just clicked the link. Oops! double-post! sorry! I assumed it was a REAL political website.
jenks: the linked site is the one that started it all
Joshua: I don't mind one bit good sir. And congrats on Halo. If you see an exploded bit of torso that is me.
Oh, BTW - we just got Halo 3. Fortunately for me, college is over so I don't have projects to interrupt the carnage.
I know that James; I was having a little cheeky fun at the expense of Santorum anyway. I didn't think you'd mind!
does anyone remember that bit a couple years ago- that "Santorum" is the word for the frothy shit/lube mixture created during vigorous anal sex? that is ALL I can ever think when I hear his name.
paul: I was protecting something....
Jason: oraganic? chicken wings taste better when they are hormone injected ^_~
Joshua: The hint was not for Santorum. It was for the squatter.
You fucking vote for him, thats what you do!
Wow that site was a tad off the deep end.
Lol. I hear that, I hear that. Remind me not to piss you guys off, or if I do, stop by with a bag of organic goodies.
No clickyness, I was just suggesting knocking off the squatter and (e:james) was trying to protect my reputation as an upstanding citizen, lol.
It was a conversation outside of estrip involving non-estrip people. I just didn't feel comfortable mentioning specifics because I was unsure if i had permission to. estrip is still one big happy family.
Sadly there isn't a politician lined up to get it. Conservative or liberal doesn't come into it, douche-baggery is the target. If anything worth sharing with the class comes of it you can count on it being posted here.
Fantastic. So what arch-conservative politician in WNY is going to get it? And why are there cliques on e-strip???
Anyhow, really funny site.