today, i am going to the grandest, greatest party ever. all in celebration of the premier of the third season of Grey's Anatomy (THE best show on TV)
i am so excited to be working at my important job. in fact i am SO important that they've given me my own pager! now i am almost like jenks, rushing off to answer pages when important matters arise. unfortunately, my dumb ass forgets to turn off my CELL phone during a huge meeting with all the departmental honchos. good thing i didn't have 50 Cent's Candy Shop song as my ring tone.
i need to learn access yesterday. i don't understand why they have to make that damn program so damn complicated. its not like i can't make tables and forms, but its the complicated things, such as running updating queries as macros, that stump the shit out of me. thankfully, i have inside IT connections who is a self proclaimed access master, so he better get his ass in gear and help me NOW!
and i also get to go away for training in minneapolis! i hear its an up and coming city with a lot of interesting things to do and see. leaving on october 1st and returning on the 4th.
did i mention how much i hate doctors offices and their stupid receptionist? those nasty, snotty, sassy, bitches. they can eat my asshole raw and floss with my pubic hair.
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09/21/2006 17:58 #23095
i should be doing work but...09/16/2006 21:42 #23094
fergie on methwow, fergie from the black eyed peas had a meth addiction!
she said it was the heardest boyfriend to quit...no wonder she's so fucking skinny.
she said it was the heardest boyfriend to quit...no wonder she's so fucking skinny.
jason - 09/17/06 23:29
Fergie. Ahhh, Fergie. First of all, Fergie, get your own name, you unoriginal cunt. Fergie was taken decades ago. Secondly, your face doesn't look natural. It's like I'm watching the original Batman again.
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Fergie. Ahhh, Fergie. First of all, Fergie, get your own name, you unoriginal cunt. Fergie was taken decades ago. Secondly, your face doesn't look natural. It's like I'm watching the original Batman again.
Ahhhh Ah ah ah ah ah ah.
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vincent - 09/17/06 00:29
In a weird way that news makes me more attracted to her! Then again I couldn't deal with the "meth tooth" or other negative aspects of someone with that addiction/usage history.
I just have a horrible attraction to women with those kind of problems....
In a weird way that news makes me more attracted to her! Then again I couldn't deal with the "meth tooth" or other negative aspects of someone with that addiction/usage history.
I just have a horrible attraction to women with those kind of problems....
uncutsaniflush - 09/16/06 23:02
Once upon a time, Fergie was Stacy Ferguson from Wild Orchid. As a part of Wild Orchid, she even hosted a lip-sync show for tweenies called "Great Pretenders" on whatever Fox Family was called in those days.
If memory serves (and lately its seems to be a bad employee), Stacy managed to get involved in cyrstal meth around the time she was morpthing from the white singer in Wild Orchid to the exotic singer in Black Eyed Peas, career-wise
Once upon a time, Fergie was Stacy Ferguson from Wild Orchid. As a part of Wild Orchid, she even hosted a lip-sync show for tweenies called "Great Pretenders" on whatever Fox Family was called in those days.
If memory serves (and lately its seems to be a bad employee), Stacy managed to get involved in cyrstal meth around the time she was morpthing from the white singer in Wild Orchid to the exotic singer in Black Eyed Peas, career-wise
09/09/2006 22:23 #23093
how cheap can you get?my parents must be the most penny pinching, frugalistic (I know it's not a word), cheapskates alive.
how cheap are they, you say?
they are so cheap that after they placed mouse traps around the garage and the little mice met their terrible fate, they pry apart they mouse trap, peel away the carcass and reuse them over and over again.
i mean, how expensive are mouse traps? i found $1.29 for 2 at walgreens. is it really worth the trouble (and disgust) to reuse a 70 cent mouse trap? i mean seriously, after using aluminum foil to cover a plate in the fridge i am not allowed to throw it in the garbage but rather must put it into the aluminum pile in the garage that my step-father then goes and sells for 18 cents a pound at whatever the place is where you sell back used aluminum, and he once got $200 for a load he brought over! he steals the toilet paper from hotel rooms when he goes away on business. we have not bought toilet paper in years. the same goes for shampoos, lotions, mouthwash, soap, matches. he collects old 2 x 4's to burn in the fireplace instead of buying firewood.
but i guess this is how they have over 100K cash in the bank all the while living on a 40K salary.
So the doctor gave me a new med for my mystery illness, klonopin. I'm a little weary of taking as I usually try to stay away from downers. I don't like feeling sleepy and retarded when I'm not supposed to. So to counteract that I went ahead and bought some smart pills on the internet, piracetam. lets hope the pharmacy actually sends the pills and not rips me off, and lets hope that once they arrive here they are real and not sugar dupes.
My MRI of the brain came back normal, so now they are sending me off for an MRI of the neck and more blood work to check for some rheumatoid stuff, among other things. The doc gave me some shots in my back again, this time going much deeper. They fucking hurt like hell and today I feel worse than I did before the shots. It fucking hurts like something awful. I refuse to take the muscle relaxers and the cymbalta they gave me. The relaxers make me stupid and the cymbalta made me feel panicky, like I was going completely crazy. the only thing i'm taking now is ultram, which helps somewhat, but makes me so irritable and mean and aggravated that i can't stand being around people and their stupidity. Maybe the klonopin will give me a good high. I heard some people like it, but getting high and taking away pain, are two different things. I seriously doubt they will do much of anything for my pain. The doc says I'm all stressed and uptight. I don't understand how he came to this conclusion, when he talked to me all of 5 minutes and knows nothing about my life. I am not anywhere near stressed, except form these headaches, and I live a laid back, calm, stress-free existance. I work 3 days a week, and lounge around the other 4 days. I live with my mom, who does most of the cooking and cleaning (because i just don't clean up to her standards), and I pay no rent. I mean seriously, it doesn't get any better than that.
i just want to be headache and pain free like normal people. i don't want my whole day to revolve around the headache that may come, and how to prevent it, the headache that is coming and how to ward it off and the headache that is there and how to stop it. i'm tired of puking, not being able work, or sleep, or being able to plan any social things. everything that i plan is contingent upon whether i have a headache or not. at times it hurts so much that the only thing i can think of is putting a bullet through my skull.
But whatever. bring on the meds.
how cheap are they, you say?
they are so cheap that after they placed mouse traps around the garage and the little mice met their terrible fate, they pry apart they mouse trap, peel away the carcass and reuse them over and over again.
i mean, how expensive are mouse traps? i found $1.29 for 2 at walgreens. is it really worth the trouble (and disgust) to reuse a 70 cent mouse trap? i mean seriously, after using aluminum foil to cover a plate in the fridge i am not allowed to throw it in the garbage but rather must put it into the aluminum pile in the garage that my step-father then goes and sells for 18 cents a pound at whatever the place is where you sell back used aluminum, and he once got $200 for a load he brought over! he steals the toilet paper from hotel rooms when he goes away on business. we have not bought toilet paper in years. the same goes for shampoos, lotions, mouthwash, soap, matches. he collects old 2 x 4's to burn in the fireplace instead of buying firewood.
but i guess this is how they have over 100K cash in the bank all the while living on a 40K salary.
So the doctor gave me a new med for my mystery illness, klonopin. I'm a little weary of taking as I usually try to stay away from downers. I don't like feeling sleepy and retarded when I'm not supposed to. So to counteract that I went ahead and bought some smart pills on the internet, piracetam.
lets hope the pharmacy actually sends the pills and not rips me off, and lets hope that once they arrive here they are real and not sugar dupes.My MRI of the brain came back normal, so now they are sending me off for an MRI of the neck and more blood work to check for some rheumatoid stuff, among other things. The doc gave me some shots in my back again, this time going much deeper. They fucking hurt like hell and today I feel worse than I did before the shots. It fucking hurts like something awful. I refuse to take the muscle relaxers and the cymbalta they gave me. The relaxers make me stupid and the cymbalta made me feel panicky, like I was going completely crazy. the only thing i'm taking now is ultram, which helps somewhat, but makes me so irritable and mean and aggravated that i can't stand being around people and their stupidity. Maybe the klonopin will give me a good high. I heard some people like it, but getting high and taking away pain, are two different things. I seriously doubt they will do much of anything for my pain. The doc says I'm all stressed and uptight. I don't understand how he came to this conclusion, when he talked to me all of 5 minutes and knows nothing about my life. I am not anywhere near stressed, except form these headaches, and I live a laid back, calm, stress-free existance. I work 3 days a week, and lounge around the other 4 days. I live with my mom, who does most of the cooking and cleaning (because i just don't clean up to her standards), and I pay no rent. I mean seriously, it doesn't get any better than that.
i just want to be headache and pain free like normal people. i don't want my whole day to revolve around the headache that may come, and how to prevent it, the headache that is coming and how to ward it off and the headache that is there and how to stop it. i'm tired of puking, not being able work, or sleep, or being able to plan any social things. everything that i plan is contingent upon whether i have a headache or not. at times it hurts so much that the only thing i can think of is putting a bullet through my skull.
But whatever. bring on the meds.
kookcity2000 - 09/10/06 20:49
when we were kids we used to steal metal out of the junkyard in our town. Steal it and sell it back.
Actually I wasn't a full partner in the venture; I never got paid in actual cash, only McDonald's 29¢ hamburgers.
when we were kids we used to steal metal out of the junkyard in our town. Steal it and sell it back.
Actually I wasn't a full partner in the venture; I never got paid in actual cash, only McDonald's 29¢ hamburgers.
terry - 09/10/06 11:49
Don't tell eLlilho about that klonopin. She'll come over and eat it all. Good <main> story about her and my kitchen floor...
Don't tell eLlilho about that klonopin. She'll come over and eat it all. Good <main> story about her and my kitchen floor...
metalpeter - 09/10/06 10:47
Granted the doctor dosn't know a lot about your personal life. But if he is a good doctor who is verry observant he can feal the stress and tension in you. Fearing headaches that can destroy all your plans and having to plan around them should be verry stressfull.
In terms of the the drug that I forget how to spell there is actually a theme for that drug on (e:strip) in case you didn't know it is the green pill one. I can't tell you what to do. But I can't belive you ordered pills over the internet, who the hell knows what are in those. My understanding is some of them are cut with toxic substances, some of them are legit 100% and some are 100%. I understand you not wanting to take a drug. But if that is the case the thing to do is tell the doctor not to self medicate and take something the doctor dosn't know about. That being said I hope you get your medical problems taken care of and that you get better.
On the cheap note. I think the mouse traps is going a little bit to far because you shouldn't handle rodants like that. But I have been told that when ever you go to a Hotel (assuming you don't always go to one or don't have an account with them) you should take all that stuff. The reason for that is that it is factored into your stay there anyways so you might as well take it since you are paying for it. Often the reason people with money have it is because they know how not to spend it and how be cheap. A good example of that is that no one can really aforid rent a center or rent to own places. If I wanted I could go there and get a huge leather couch and a giant screen TV for football season but than I wouldn't have any money left. (Oh yeah You have another post it on the way).
Granted the doctor dosn't know a lot about your personal life. But if he is a good doctor who is verry observant he can feal the stress and tension in you. Fearing headaches that can destroy all your plans and having to plan around them should be verry stressfull.
In terms of the the drug that I forget how to spell there is actually a theme for that drug on (e:strip) in case you didn't know it is the green pill one. I can't tell you what to do. But I can't belive you ordered pills over the internet, who the hell knows what are in those. My understanding is some of them are cut with toxic substances, some of them are legit 100% and some are 100%. I understand you not wanting to take a drug. But if that is the case the thing to do is tell the doctor not to self medicate and take something the doctor dosn't know about. That being said I hope you get your medical problems taken care of and that you get better.
On the cheap note. I think the mouse traps is going a little bit to far because you shouldn't handle rodants like that. But I have been told that when ever you go to a Hotel (assuming you don't always go to one or don't have an account with them) you should take all that stuff. The reason for that is that it is factored into your stay there anyways so you might as well take it since you are paying for it. Often the reason people with money have it is because they know how not to spend it and how be cheap. A good example of that is that no one can really aforid rent a center or rent to own places. If I wanted I could go there and get a huge leather couch and a giant screen TV for football season but than I wouldn't have any money left. (Oh yeah You have another post it on the way).
libertad - 09/10/06 10:01
I have heard of selling your old tin to the aluminum man, but I didn't know that you could still do this. I wish I were more like your parents (Save prying dead carcasses from nasty mouse traps). Your father must have had some other type of aluminum source other than tin foil right? I couldn't imagine $200 worth of .18 a lb foil.
I'm really sorry to hear about your health problems. I hope you find some relief soon.
I have heard of selling your old tin to the aluminum man, but I didn't know that you could still do this. I wish I were more like your parents (Save prying dead carcasses from nasty mouse traps). Your father must have had some other type of aluminum source other than tin foil right? I couldn't imagine $200 worth of .18 a lb foil.
I'm really sorry to hear about your health problems. I hope you find some relief soon.
vincent - 09/10/06 02:47
LMAO!!!
Cheapness....Errr being Frugal must be in our genes! My Grandparents were exactly like that in many ways, especially my Grandfather. He would garbage pick copper and sell it at the scrapyard. If I could sell all the copper he had though the years right now now I'd have a house!
LMAO!!!
Cheapness....Errr being Frugal must be in our genes! My Grandparents were exactly like that in many ways, especially my Grandfather. He would garbage pick copper and sell it at the scrapyard. If I could sell all the copper he had though the years right now now I'd have a house!
09/08/2006 08:49 #23092
job for the computer geekshere is an interesting job prospect for (e:zobar) (e:carolinian) and (e:jason) ! you can apply to become stephen hawking's assistant. it only pays around 40K, (which is way too little for (e:paul) to leave roswell) but the fringe benefits, i hear, are great!
08/27/2006 18:25 #23091
sorry i missed you guysi can't believe i missed all the action last night. i had an engagement to attend to and then...well...as the night wore on...i kind of forgot.
see this is what happened.
my friend who is like a soccer mom, living in wheatfield, never goes out. last night she managed to drag her ass to the bills game with a co-worker and somehow ended up at goodbar. she calls me at 10pm and asks what i'm doing. now, most nights i'm in bed by 10, but i had a bachelorette party i attended and was stopping by spot for a nightcap.
she calls me and asks me to meet her.
when i get there, i see her friend is obliterated and ask who is driving home. the friend insists she is perfectly fine and will drive her home no problem. i turn to my friend and say you better not let her drive you home or you'll be on the side of the road in a ditch. she turns to me and says, "um..you know what she told me?"
i'm like...."nooo?"
she's like..."she told me she smokes meth"
and so i'm like..."oh shit...that's some crazy shit!"
so, to make the short story long.....er.....i ended up driving her home and forgot about estrip.
i've been told i missed some surprise guests, for which i'm glad. ex #1 ended up showing up, which is soooo weird. thank god for that misconnect.
oh...and ex#2 calls today crying about how heart broken he is over the girl who left him. i told him that karma would come back to bite him on the nose.
no thanks...no boy drama for me.
oh yeah and i've missed jury duty for the second time in a row.....are they going to arrest me now? am i going to jail?
see this is what happened.
my friend who is like a soccer mom, living in wheatfield, never goes out. last night she managed to drag her ass to the bills game with a co-worker and somehow ended up at goodbar. she calls me at 10pm and asks what i'm doing. now, most nights i'm in bed by 10, but i had a bachelorette party i attended and was stopping by spot for a nightcap.
she calls me and asks me to meet her.
when i get there, i see her friend is obliterated and ask who is driving home. the friend insists she is perfectly fine and will drive her home no problem. i turn to my friend and say you better not let her drive you home or you'll be on the side of the road in a ditch. she turns to me and says, "um..you know what she told me?"
i'm like...."nooo?"
she's like..."she told me she smokes meth"
and so i'm like..."oh shit...that's some crazy shit!"
so, to make the short story long.....er.....i ended up driving her home and forgot about estrip.
i've been told i missed some surprise guests, for which i'm glad. ex #1 ended up showing up, which is soooo weird. thank god for that misconnect.
oh...and ex#2 calls today crying about how heart broken he is over the girl who left him. i told him that karma would come back to bite him on the nose.
no thanks...no boy drama for me.
oh yeah and i've missed jury duty for the second time in a row.....are they going to arrest me now? am i going to jail?
metalpeter - 08/28/06 18:05
If you didn't let them know you could be in some trouble. Not sure if they show up to peoples homes any more they may just put out a bench warrent. From what I'm reading your friend needed you more. Espicaly when it is someone who doesn't go out much, hope the bahlorette party was fun.
If you didn't let them know you could be in some trouble. Not sure if they show up to peoples homes any more they may just put out a bench warrent. From what I'm reading your friend needed you more. Espicaly when it is someone who doesn't go out much, hope the bahlorette party was fun.
Hope you enjoy the trip for training. I wish you luck with putting up with the receptionists (if you had to deal with all the clients it might effect you) I'm guessing those qualities help them deal with phone calls and doctors well. I also wish you luck in learning access .
Grey's rocked! You'll like Minneapolis. It's a fun downtown.